h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

LOL. *The gang starts the descent towards Level-25. alicat pops open a beer and instantly BBS turns his weaon on her. Thankfully, Mari-rae and Gwennie restrain him from opening fire.* Sorry.

*watches shadow puppet show*

And you made her in three dimensions!

sorry ali, I have very sensitive ears...

What a mess. Walking all the way up here and the first thing we do when we're in is search for the stairs again...
Hey Ali, can you toss me over a beer then?

*Amazed by the dexterity of Wowbaggers hands, and the size of Barons weapon, shazz can hardly keep her mind on the job in hand!*
Ooops... sorry there Baron, I didn't realise I was doing THAT!
I am sure that I can easily open the elevator doors with this hairpin. I just hope that it isn't alarmed! Maybe if I warm my hands first...
shazzPRME

*While Shazz is opening the elevator doors, alicat opens beers and passes them around.* Here you go, Kheldar. I'm saving all the Hertog-Jans for you. *The elevator doors whizz open and the group enters. Bear presses the button for 25 and the gang awaits with arms drawn.*

*Her heart pounding, she wishes the muzak wasn't quite so awful. The numbers slip by... 29... 28... 27... 26... She chambers up a round in both barrels, holds her breath and number 25 glows overhead. Ding! The doors begin to open.*

*sitting outside, .22 in hand, well, in one hand, the other holds a Moosehead*

*to himself* "boy, I hope they hurry, I only have 11 beers left!"

*rolls a grenade into the new room* !!!!!!WHOOMP!!!!! *a splatter of wet meat hits the(WE NEED AN AME FOR OUR LITTLE BAND OF REBELS)*

I don't like all this sneaking around....and I like explosions.

I don't know what "an ame" is. what I meant to say was that we need a name for our little band of rebels.......

LOL.

I can see what's going on here. Everyone is hesitant to be the one to come up with a name. Our very futures may depend on what we name ourselves.

I suggest that we call our group...

*ears still ringing from the concussion of the grenade*

.....What was that again, Wowbagger?

I think that he said *The Hedonists* actually BBS Sounds a pretty good name to me
shazzPRME

*Sips her beer thoughtfully*

Good one, Shazz!

Or the Hoopy Hendonists?

Too cerebral.

*Take a shot at a Treasury Agent and ducks back into the elevator.*

We need something short and easy to spell.

*Ducks back out and clears the immediate area of lurking T agents. They move out of the elevator and into the hallway. Luckily there are pillars and doorways to take cover behind in case any more agents stick their noses out.*

Which way should we go? How about the BFGs? You know, out of the Doom games.

The Big Friendly Giants? I didn't know you were a Roald Dahl fan mari-rae! It does sound catchy.

*makes shadow representation of Willy Wonka on the wall*

LOL!! Yes, that's what I meant!(not)

Can we move our little adventure over here please, as this is taking ages to load nowadays.... :-) http://www.h2g2.com/F14181?thread=66280&post=489133

LOL. *Advances towards the room with machinegun on rapid fire. Sprays the inside of the vaultroom, killing several T-men. Holds fire for a second and is greeted by dead silence from the room. There seems to be no more activity inside..* I think we got them all.