h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*Grabs a sack from a pile of rubbish on the floor and pulls it over the bald guy's head*

We'd better tie him up while he's incapacitated!

*Treads on Kheldar's toes*

Oops! Sorry!

Ouch again!!
OK, what do we do about the rest of the choir over there?

*Turns around to see a group of choir boys, dressed in red frocks with big white collars who are just about to break wind. (Err, sorry! I mean break into song...)*

Where the fffff...photon did they come from?

I'll handle them.

*Steps forward, assuming teacher type voice.*

Practice is over for today, boys. Hang up your robes and be back tomorrow at the same time. Because you've worked so hard I am awarding you free access to any of the Pleasure Domes of your choice, excepting the adults only domes of course. Your regular instructor here will not be harmed much. He is just a little late with a credit card bill and we are collecting. Let it be a lesson to you. Pay your debts in a timely manner. Ok, then. Choir dismissed.

*The boys shout, shuffle about, scramble out of their robes and disappear into the gloom amid a lot of shoving and laughter.*

Wow! I never knew you could be so assertive, Mari-Rae!

Remind me never to upset her...

It's good to see that you all have this situation nicely under control
Now... how about we try those robes on for size? They would make us look quite noble for the next part of our adventure when we attempt to take over...... ohhhhhh! What's that over there?
shazzPRME

*Does a nifty 3 point turn and shines the headlights in to the darkest corner imaginable. Suddenly all is horribly clear*
Oh no!

What on h2g2 is THAT???
shazzPRME

*Takes a good look then collapses on the floor helpless with laughter.*

Its a robot of Steve Martin doing his King Tut bit!!!!

ROFLOL. I was worried there for a minute. Now that we've got these robes on, which way do you want to go? Maybe a little stopover in the bar could be squeezed in.

*missing the bar-fridge immensely*

Could someone please shut that robot off...I don't want to waste any ammo on it.

~wonders how they could ever forget the bar-fridge ~

I could go back and get it. I am stealthy enough to fetch it, and if not, I can always play around with petrol a bit more ~evil grin~

Great idea Kheldar... we can't survive this journey without the bar-fridge!
shazzPRME

We'll just....ummmm....fortify this area while you retrieve it. I guess.

Maybe we should pop that robot a few times. Just to sight in the guns.

*Singing with the robot...*

Born in Babylonia, raised in Arizona
King Tut
Funky Tut

*...and dancing around like an Egyptian!*

On second thought, we'd better not shoot it. Mari-rae seems to have taken a liking to it. Hold your fire Bear.

*pokes nozie in and daintily twitches whiskers* Did someone mention lifeguards? You can keep the water. ;->

'Nonnie

*Kheldar arrives with bar fridge in tow, just in time.* This calls for some champagne! We now have all the man...errr...mouse-power we need to successfully overthrow this planet. *Arms nonnie with a mouse-size machinegun and bandolier. * A few more glasses of champagne and we're all set. Cheers, comrades.