h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Wow... I think that you are packing a very powerful weapon there Wowbagger You will be an asset for our team.
Have another drink!
*shazz joins Wowbagger at the bar as they wait for the rest of the party to recover their senses.*
shazzPRME

*alicat, still behind the bar, is mesmerized by that voice. Suddenly remembering the task at hand, she pours several glasses of Whiskey for Wowbagger..* I'll keep them coming, you keep on singing. *Goes about pouring drinks for everyone else.* Hertog-Jan, Kheldar?

~a bit disappointed that he can't throw anybody over the table...yet~
Of course, Hertog-Jan is always good

We could pull one of the cops out of the pool for you to throw.

scooodooobedooobedooo

Thanks for the whiskey Ali
Sorry to wreck your fun Kheldar... You can toss me if you *hic* like.

Always thought Deano was the best in rhe Rat Pack.......

*watches as Kheldar prepares to throw Wowbagger*

*While swooning, accidently tightens her trigger finger. A burst of automatic fire splits the air between Baron Bear Slide's furry ears.*

Holy s***!!!! Sorry, sorry! *Puts the safety on her weapon and lowers it.*

*Is incidently very glad to see that Wowbagger does not wear his hair like the late lamented Deano, with 50 lbs of hair cream slicking it back.*

LOL. Amen to that, Mari-rae. I really think Kheldar should toss a cop instead of Wowbagger. *Decides to toss back a few more shots.*

*Wonders who is tossing who and thinks she's returned to the wrong forum*

Pass me a wee drinkie someone - gently and not shaken, stirred or tossed, please!

*a spaceship arrives and as soon as cloughie leaps out it zooms back into space*

I heard you guys were here so I hitched a ride. When the pilot saw what was happening here he seemed in a big hurry to go away though! Is there any Moosehead in the bar?

*Raises her eyebrows in a Spock-like manner and regards her fellow "freedom fighters" and drinkers*

Err - does anyone know what a "Moosehead" is? *Looks round at the walls for hunting trophies*

(LOL. Moosehead is a Canadian Beer, Gwennie.) Of course we have Moosehead. Well, the bottles seem to have gotten shot up somehow. How about a good ol' Molson Canadian? Glad to have you aboard, BTW. Gwennie, a v.t.? *Decides everyone could use a few more drinks before the assault on the vault. Mixes up everyone's favourite while cloughie and Gwennie chose their weapons.*

*Chooses a brightly coloured weapon that's small enough to fit into her back pocket and one that's almost to large to manage*

I wonder how one works these things?

*Pushes a large yellow button on her weapon which then emits a high-pithced screach*

Err...Excuse me? Does anyone know where the off button is on this thing? *Feeble grin*

...jeez.......
*first takes Mari-rae's weapon from her...*

NAUGHTY, NAUGHTY

*....hands operators manual to Gwennie*

.....does anyone have a comb?

Well my favorite weapon is a .22 semi-automatic. Cheap ammo and very deadly when used from a close enough range. But I'll take whatever's lying about!!

Oh, and I have a brush, will that do?

LOL!! This forum is turning into a chat schedule for WF. I thought we had our own chat schedule over there...

*Sneaks her double barreled fully automatic machine pistol back away from Baron.*

Come on comrades, on to the Deimos Treasury!!! BTW, does anyone know where it is?

*They all stare blankly at one another.*

Barkeep, phone a few cabs for us. Let's have another round while we wait.

It's awfully nice right here, but if you all are going, I'm right behind you!

*alicat mixes up a couple of rounds for the gang.* Good thing the taxis haven't been mysteriously bombed like the cop cars.