h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

and us!

Which way to the Deimos Treasury?
*shines headlights along several possible routes, but does not know which way to go*

Allow me to help you there Coely
If you skirt around the original Bouncy Pool Dome, you should see it's pyramid tips glinting in the moonlight I believe that they are coated in electron, so they should be quite easy to spot!
shazzPRME

*The taxis arrive and the crew piles in. They are concealing their weapons as well as they can, under their tee shirts and behind their backs, etc. "To the Treasury," they shout to the drivers and are soon deposited on the sidewalk in front of the tall pyramid shaped buildings. Mari-rae is more than a little happy to see that Alicat has thoughtfully lugged along the bar fridge. ! The street is quiet, and the building is electronally glowing.*

How do you want to do this?

I suppose there's two ways we can do this. We can just walk in through the front door and start blastin', but I happened to notice a non-guarded fire-escape on the side of this dome. We could use stealth as our biggest weapon and once we're in, we can start blastin' when we are discovered.

So... we're armed to the hilt, full of liquor and have recently taken over a pleasure planet.

What to do. What to dooo. What to doobee doobee dooooo.

I must have blacked out for a sec. We're in a taxi off to liberate some imporisioned cash. Good plan

There is something really reassuring about having a Wowbagger with you on expeditions like this
OK... I certainly think that Kheldar has a good plan there! Lets see how far we can get before resorting to violence! Marie Rae... can you manage to keep BBS's finger off his impliment?
shazzPRME

*Turns round rapidly hoping to lend Mari-Rae a hand and for a glimpse of BB's "implement"*

Oh, THAT weapon!

This is no time for fooling around! *begins to laugh hysterically as he's been drinking for days straight with very little sleep*

Maybe you guys should do this without me, I'll stand guard outside and take out any comers. I'm still a damn good shot when I'm drunk!

*They sneak around the side of the pyramid to where the fire escape is. Baron pulls the stairs down and they quietly go up and up and up and up and up, until they reach the very top of the pyramid. There they find that a small block of stone has been removed. Cool dank air is wafting out of the hole. Coely shines her light down inside. There is a ramp winding its way downward.*

Looks very dangerous. You go first.

*coelacanth does not like to hear the word 'dangerous' at this point*
No, no, after you. I'll just shine the light for you.

~sigh~
~Kheldar steps forward and enters the pyramid. he is met by instant blackness~

Hey Coely, can you shine a light on me then?

~now bathing in light, Kheldar can see much better. He looks around and notices that he has ended up in some kind of cleaning deposit. There's a door to his left and no windows. The room is pretty big with brooms, buckets and other cleaning devices lying about. There's some noises outside the door...~

I think it's safe-ish...~he whispers~

*They all crowd in behind Kheldar and wait for whatever is making the noises outside the door to go away. Eventually it does just that. The pirate band opens the door and discovers a long corridor. They edge out into it, weapons at the ready.*

Where do you suppose they keep all the money?

We'll just have to open every door, won't we?

* Images from a certain scene in "the Matrix" dance across brain as baron sees closed elevator doors.*

*elevator doors open and Linus walks out*

Ah, i was wondering when you would all get here

Linus! But...how...when...oh well, never mind. You found the money yet? You seem to have been here for some time now

It did take me a while to get here, something to do with large amounts of alcohol, expensive restuarants and the secretary of the treasurer... It's all a bit hazy to be honest

I believe level -25 might be what you are looking for...

Well, lead the way, daddy type person...

*flashes torchlight against wall*
Look everyone! I can make a bunny rabbit! And a doggie! And a life sized replica of Elizabeth Hurley.

Va va VOOM! (de doobee doobee doooo)