h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*Kheldar arrives with bar fridge in tow, just in time.* This calls for some champagne! We now have all the man...errr...mouse-power we need to successfully overthrow this planet. *Arms nonnie with a mouse-size machinegun and bandolier. * A few more glasses of champagne and we're all set. Cheers, comrades.

Rat-a-tat-tat-tat-tat-tat. (Oooooops. Got so excited to see nonnie, I fired off a round...and double posted. )

Man and mouse power? What about cat, bear and fish?
Please top up my wonderful drinking hat while we rest here. I have a tow bar on the golden bubble car, so nobody need drag the bar fridge any more. And Nonnie, you could sit up top if the walk is too long later.

I think I know who didn't take her firearm safety classes.

Welcome back Nonnie!

Well, since we're all happy and delighted and all, I think I'm going to rest my back for a while. Our bar-fridge is a very useful device, but if you try to carry it alone...

LOL. And we didn't even thank you. Thank you, Kheldar. Cheers. Good thing Bear had his "Dune" shield turned off. I swear I thought my safety was on. *Finds the choir's stereo and turns on the radio. "Animal Magic" is playing. *

Great! We are all here, nicely primed with champagne and armed to the teeth! Baron... would you like to lead the way?
shazzPRME

~starts constructing a flamethrower with the petrol and a gallon he finds nearby~

Where do they keep the money on this planet? possibly that should be our next target. Put the bar-fridge on the trailer behind Coely's bubble car...that could make it a bit easier.....that's if Coely doesn't mind.

No problem at all. It seems quite empty anyway, so it's quite light now.
Didn't anyone bring the h2g2 credit card?

I think that Mari-Rae has it! I do believe that the money is kept in that rather officious-looking dome that looks a little like fort knox with flags on! Are we going to storm it then BBS??
shazzPRME

If we control the money, we control the planet. Maybe we should go back to the bar and restock the fridge. Mari-rae seems quite busy with the robot ATM. It might be difficult getting the credit card. Wait a minute, we don't need a credit card. We have guns. Let's raid the bar, then hit Fort Knox.

Good idea... any time is a good time to raid the bar!!
shazzPRME

*Spots 'Nonnie and leaves the robot flat. Races over.*

'Nonnie!! I'm so glad to see you again! And you found us ok. Welcome home!

*Raises a glass of champagne to the little mouse.*

Yes, I still have Peta's credit card. I'm with Ali, though. Let's be armed and dangerous. You be armed and I'll be dangerous! hehe! We need a catchy name for the media coverage.

Shazz is the "headline" expert.....................Where is the closest watering hole?

Catchy names...armed & dangerous...
Statler & Waldorf perhaps?

*Rummaging through the armaments. Finds a dangerous looking fully automatic machine pistol. It looks flat black and has two barrels with a night scope mounted on one and a sighting scope on the other. Holds it up in the air in triumph.*

Oh boy, this one's mine!!!

~finishes his flamethrower. Loads the tank up on his backand holds the barrel up...just in case ~

*shazz spies a neat-looking rocket launcher*
This one must be mine! It goes so well with my deluxe phaser
shazzPRME

LOL. Well, we're all well-armed now. How about we go to the bar in the wobbly dome? We can check on the cop POWs and load up the bar fridge.