h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Shazz....I will head him off over there and hold him for you...how does that sound??
Now hold still NM it is not that bad and besides that we need practice with this poker
monsy

OK..I've got him.....now if he would just stay still*come on NM..stop being a baby.This will only hurt....for a lttle while...then you will be as right as rain and your leg will grow back much quicker * Quick Monsy..put his fetching fluorescent,lime green anorak back on for him....don't want him catching cold!! I'm not convinced that polyester will keep him all that warm though....maybe if I just slide something under his kilt..........

ok...i got him..... now what can we put under his kilt to keep him warm???...hey those spiders over there are real fuzzy, i bet if we put one of those under there it would keep him warm enough
monsy

What a wonderful idea I should think he's got room for at least a dozen....after all he doesn't appear to have anything else of consequence hidden away does he!!!

nope...nothing of consequence there LOL!!!!
monsy

here NM.....have some delighful goodies from my basket...they will help to relax you
monsy

Ok....lets fire em up there then.....1.....2.......3....4..5...oops.that one's a little frisky!!.......6.............

*giggle*

"I don't like spiders and snakes, and that ain't what it takes......"

Listen, guys. Can we talk!? I realise you're ONLY trying to help, but......I can handle this quite well on my own, thank you. If you will just hand me the poker.....and some bug spray...I'll be fine!

Really...I will!

(closes eyes and assumes "fetal position".)MOMMY!!!!!!

NM

Well I obviously did the poker job well You didn't feel a thing!!
That little operation was performed several hours ago!If you answer the question correctly then maybe,just maybe,we'll find you a spider-removing tool I am a great lover of all things *spider* so will not tolerate the use of anything so evil as *BUG SPRAY* Think of the Planet NM!!
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.ALL HAIL TO THE MONK>>>>>THIS TEMPLE WILL BE UNDERGOING A SMALL TRANSITION VERY SOON.EVEN YOUR FAITHFUL FOLLOWERS NEED TO ACCESS
YOUR TEMPLE QUICKER THEN 5 MINUTES!!

Sorry. The bug spray was an act of desperation! Ask Monsy.....She'll tell you! (After all, Spiderman is my hero....check e-mail address!)

....Now...What, exactly was the question!?(and get that D**N poker away from me!!!!)

NM

You still haven't divulged the underkilt kit which you seem intent on concealing! We know about the spiders....and your previous answer was not *revealing* enough!! I suggest that you crawl up the hill to the re-vamped Temple....can't hold a decent vigil in here with all those
creepy -crawlies about....and it might be wise to check out the posse while you are at it!! The New Temple Site is at:ooops....try looking on my home page for it!! 8-(

All hail and verily I greet the , how art thow faring, o great enlightened keeper of the eternal flame of MADMUNK. Yeah and verily I have a quest for you- MADMUNK wants a shrubbery, wlth a nice stream and a two level effect.Go thee now to the wildest ends of the earth and bring to your temple this hallowed want of MADMUNK.Fare thee well.

Hail to thee great ANT of the underbelly variety! Are you sure that it wasn't the *get thee to a nunnery* that MM wanted? Ok......a shrubbery it is then! I will go and inquire of the noble John the Gardener... failing that, I will fall back (hehehehe!) onto the mighty Garibaldi...sadly missing in these parts for a few weeks!
Have thee a goodly time!
farewell...and keep the flame burning
shazzpRME

Oh goody two Ant's this could get confusing

Of couse, if you find a nunnery then it wouldn't go amiss-but make sure it wrapped with a paper of luscious gold, wafer thin, and cold to the touch. Some nice ribbon as well would be okay, as long as it is tasteful.

ALL HAIL!!!!!!!
(Ant genuflects to the carved marble statue at the head of the temple, which, he notices, has been lovingly ornated with garlands of fresh flowers)

Oh!! S*d the flowers...lets get a party going! MM should be back real soon..so lets break out the Vodka and Choccie fishes and GET DOWN!!
shazzPRME

Yes, well, quite.

Hey Our God returns ALL HAIL GREAT ONE!! How was your sojourn in far off climes?
shazzPRME