h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

* all teeth and glistening scales,with gaping jaws and multiple claws,
and rings in the ends of their noses..........

now if that is not enough to scare off the gypsies then the two headed
tarantula should make them think twice

Hey, Bugsy, you could post the 'posse' pic all over the place. Copy the original http://www.geocities.com/CapeCanaveral/4881/mm-posse.gif or check out the small one at the foot of my Geostation:
http://www.geocities.com/CapeCanaveral/4881

RSBohn/U37566

(I'll likely fix up the small one to make it more readable. Check back next week)

Not to mention the re-animated pterodactyls that are swooping overhead!Strange to see grown men cavorting about in wide,colourful skirts,bright headscarves and enormous hooped earrings....shame they didn't shave the beards off though LOL

Whoa! WHOA!!!! Hold on, girls!!!!!!! Call off the VR!

I was only testing the security system around here. I wouldn't want Madmunk's temple to be ransacked while you guys were out so valiantly defending his honor! I must say....you have done a marvelous job with it, too!
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Now...If you don't mind. Would onr of you PLEASE remove this VR dragon from my leg. The color doesn't match my outfit!

NM

Oh...and would you mind closing that gapeing hole in the floor.

I've almost lost my grip, here!

NM

Oh Yea....Sure....Now that you are dangling off the edge of the moat with a VR dragon attached to your leg you say you were just checking the security system (note sarcasm & lack of belief dripping from my words)....maybe we should just leave you there
monsy

AWWWW.....COME ON NOW!!!!!! The feeling's goin' out of my fingers!!!

Monsy..You know me! You know I'd NEVER do ANYTHING to harm the GREAT AND WONDEROUS MADMUNK!!!!
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Nevermind the dragon. He's gone now......but then, so's my leg!

NM

Yea.....and the key words here are : "I KNOW YOU"......

BTW......sorry about the leg (sarcasm all over that one!!!), just consider it your sacrifice to the GREAT MADMUNK for your indisretion here .....
monsy

Yes..it's about time dissentors were sacrificed on the altar of goodness and decency!Maybe if NM hadn't worn such bright clothes in the 1st place he wouldn't have had all this trouble!Maybe the moral is that men in DRAG may expect a visit from a DRAG-ON...makes perfect sense to me

I'll have you know that WAS a right proper Scotish kilt there, my good lady. And the clan Wallace plaid is not all THAT bright!

Now... would someone PLEASE.......CLOSE THIS BLASTED MOAT!!!!

NM

I have to agree with NM on that one...the Wallace plaid is quite drab, not at all like my McGregor plaid which still not being very bright is a much more colorful combination....
as for closing the moat, i don't know....i mean you cannot cause any mishchief as long as you are dangling over the edge their
monsy

Madmunk...If you're still here, could you give me a hand up?! Seems your posse here don't understand the value of a good systems test! Honest....I was only trying to help!!

NM

ok,ok..moat is now closing(I would remove your remaining leg B4 it gets crushed!)There is nothing worse then hearing a grown man beg.....the price of retrieval of kilted man from the jaws of sure doom is........tell us what is under your kilt!!!!(excepting your leg of course)

"It was a one eyed, one horned flying purple people eater"

(attemts to run......no good...let's try a very fast crawl!)

NM

Ohhh,Monsy...he's escaped!!Do you think that we can really
believe this*testing the security system*story? I have given him the benefit of the doubt as he is now a new recruit to the best posse in the universe...I just hope that you can live with a one legged NM...
or maybe I can just try out this needle and cotton.....

Nope...nope, I'm not gonna' say it!....Nope...You can't drag that out of me! Nope....The "Powers That Be" wouldn't like it!

NM

.....or maybe I should just try to cauterize the wound with this nice red/white -hot glowing poker!!...

NNOOOOOO!!!!! That don't sound like fun at all! Just let me drag my limp body over in this corner, and I'll be alright. I promise.

It'll take a day or two to grow my leg back, but I'll be just fine.......

NOW PUT THAT POKER AWAY!!!!PLEASE!!!!

NM