h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Cymru will be bereft as from Tuesday.The valleys will no longer resound with the merry clatter of fingers on keys(or strings) The MadMunk will leave these shores for an uncertain sabbatical in a far-off land!This is the place to keep vigil...Shazz with her constant kindling of the candle..Fenchurch with the mornful drone of the didgereedoo...Monsy with a constant supply of alcohol and choccie fish...and all others to continue to raise the paeon of praise....and eat,drink and be totally uncontrollable!! Shazz will continue to search for the sex which best suits her,having been reduced to androgeny by the researchers..praying that MadMunk will return soon to offer guidance
ALL HAIL THE MUNK...KEEP THE VIGIL!! 

Lighting the candle......NOW!!

Yes, people, cometh here an show your loyalty.
Await my return, for then my subjects will be rewarded.
Thank you ALL!!!

have no fear GREAT MADMUNK!!!!!! we will wait for your return and keep your shrine safe from those who mean to harm it!!!!!!!!!!
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ALL HAIL THE GREAT MADMUNK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hey..Monsy...were you heavy-breathing when you came in here?? I've just had to re-light the candle!!!I better go find an *eternal flame*

so sorry about that ....i was trying to hurry before it was too late and this forum became as long as the last one LOL!!!
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*lights eternal flame*
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ALL HAIL THE GREAT MADMUNK!!!!!!LONG LIVE MADMUNK!!!!!!!

*Admires the eternal flame* Thanks Monsy..you saved me a job there! *scrapes and bows and creates an anti-room with all services and fully stocked bar and fridge*.....there ...that's better..now we can worship and party at the same time I will be scouring all the best shops for suitable fittings and fixtures....any preferences for the colour scheme??






ALL HAIL TO THE MADMUNK.MAY HIS OMNIPOTENT PRESENCE SUSTAIN US
THROUG THE COMING WEEKS!!

PURPLE!!!!!!!!!! the only color suitable for such a place!....oh yea and sprinkle a little gold around for accent
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ALL HAIL THE MADMUNK!!!!!! MAY HIS GLORY CONTINUE TO SHINE DOWN UPON US ALL!!!!!!!!!!! LONG LIVE THE MADMUNK!!!!!!!!

What a wonderful idea!! And I better make the carpet a deep,rich red......so that when MM returns we can *roll out the red carpet*!

yes!!!! wonderful idea you have there...let me add one suggestion though for the carpet......gold tassles for affect...gold goes so well with deep rich red and purple
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LONG LIVE MADMUNK!!!!!!!!1

Yes!! And also a discreet imput of gold lettering in the carpet itself.....how about *MadMunk.....a mountain amongst molehills*

oh yes!!!! and a little tombstone on the edge somewhere that has Bugzan inscribed on it

I am industriously weaving as I speak! Yes..that is looking good...at this rate it will be installed later this evening.Do you think that it will be too religious asking people to remove their shoes??After all this work it needs to stay pristine until the return of the MM
*Intones* ALL HAIL MADMUNK..MAY HIS SEED SCATTER ALL THROUGH THE WORLD

they should remove their shoes to show their devotion and respect for the GREAT AND POWERFUL MADMUNK!! why otherwise they would be risking mudding up his name on the way through can't have that now can we???
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HAIL MADMUNK!!!LONG LIVE THE MADMUNK!!!!
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p.s. don't forget the tombstone in the corner they can all set their shoes on it so as not to mess up the rest of the carpet

ooo, yes, i do like that idea, but won't that just stink the place out with all that foot odour?....oooohhhhh

you know i had not thought of that one.....maybe we can buy a bunch of air freshener pouches to go inside all of the shoes and some air freshner spray to go on their feet.....either that or we can make that part of the carpet on the outside so as not to stink up the inside of the shrine
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ALL HAIL MADMUNK!!!!!HIS KNOWLEDGE IS SUPREME!!!!!

just wanted to add that in all the excitement of preparing this great new shrine i forgot to mention that on our first day here we made busiest forum top 5....

Ahh yes, the powers-that-be have seen the light, and boosted the shrine to front-page status!!

OH GREAT MADMUNK........i must depart for a short while on some very important personal business but i leave you with this overflowing basket of Vodka filled Chocolate Fishies, Vodka and some mighty interestingly spiked fuit hope you enjoy them while i am away
monsy

*Snaps them all up, and looks around carefully...*
Okay, so i'll share them with some of the faithful then..
*passes them around, deliberately avoiding Bugsy...*