h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

OH GREAT AND MIGHTY MADMUNK.....I, YOUR HUMBLE SERVANT,COME SEEKING YOUR AWESOME WISDOM!!!! HHHEEELLLPPP!!!!!!

I've been trying to set up a link to Mark Rests' page. I keep getting this BLASTED / at the end of his URL, thus....."no link"! Where does it come from, and how do I get rid of it? I usually have no trouble ridding myself of things I don't want or need, so this is quite upsetting!

OH MAGNIFICENT MADMUNK....I EAGERLY AWAIT YOUR ANSWER....IF I MAY BE SO BOLD AS TO EXPECT IT!!!!!!!!

NM

right, i see your problem..
Mark Rest
Try pasting that in....
Right, that's it, i'm leaving now, cya everyone!!!!!

OH GREAT AND WONDERFUL MADMUNK!!!!!! I MUST WARN YOU!!! THERE IS ONE WHO IS THREATENING TO TOPPLE YOUR KINGDOM! SHE HAS POWER AND KNOWLEDGE (and a captive audience)!!!!!


The pasting didn't work. But Monsy found where I had gone astray, and brought me back to the proper ways.

AH CEASAR......BEWARE THE IDES OF MARCH!!!!!

NM

MadMunk!!!!.....do not listen to him......i would never ever try to take your place.....i am loyal to you MY GREAT MADMUNK!!!!.....it was only a lucky guess, that is all, nothing more......PLEASE BELIEVE ME MADMUNK!!!!.......i would never betray you, ever........I am your loyal servant to the end........
monsy
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LONG LIVE MADMUNK!!!HIS POWER IS GREAT!!!!!!

okay, monsy, i believe you, you would never lie to me.
Well, i'm not sure why the pasting didn't work, not my fault....
I spotted two errors with it, and thought it easier just to let you paste it in, instead of explaining what ahd gone wrong....
BTW, posse page is up and running.
http://www.h2g2.com/P135389

I believe you Monsy.I know that you are a founder member of all things relating to MM and would never knowingly undercut him I think that Fairly Strange is trying to stir up dissent amongst the faithful.....IT WON'T WORK!!!!!!!!!!!
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HURRY HOME OH GREAT ONE!! WE WILL BE WAITING FOR YOU!!

*runs behind the GREAT MADMUNK'S plane just like in those slow motion scenes in a movie*.........."Oh thank-you MadMunk!, Thank-you!......I will keep your page safe whilst you are away....do not worry, no harm will come to it while I am on duty!!!.........
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MADMUNK.....YOU ARE GREAT BEYOND YOUR YEARS AND YOU WILL BE GREATLY MISSED..........ALL HAIL THE GREAT MADMUNK!!!!!

ME?!?! Try to stir up trouble? NEVER!!!!!!

(Unless, of course, it suits my purpose!)

(Actually, the problem was a cross between my distraction and h2g2ML! Next time, I'll make sure everything is deleted that is not needed!)

But in the meantime.....to ensure Monsy's continuing good graces with the GREAT MADMUNK, I will testify to all present here that her loyalty is only to him. She has assured me she has no designs on his crown. My earlier warnings were misguided and presumptive. I beg forgiveness from all who may have been harmed by my overzealuos attemt to protect the MIGHTY MADMUNK.

LONG LIVE MADMUNK.....LONG MAY HE REIGN!!!!

NM

A convert!! How wonderful Please feel free to drop in whenever you want to NM ;make yourself at home.....slip your shoes off and lay back & enjoy the music......where is that Fenchurch...have something to eat & drink...I've re-stocked the fridge again & I'm sure Monsy will be dropping by sometime soon with some more delicious goodies

did someone mention GOODIES??!!.....I just happen to have this here very large basket of stuffs ....in it you will find my famous spiked fruit along with these great little Vodka filled chocolate fishies and of course the finest of drinks specially blended to give you that ALL OVER FUZZY FEELING .....here....help yourselves, there is plenty to go around
monsy

I'll just have a small basket of fruit, and do you have anymore of those DELICIOUS chocolate fish!

NM

Help! I'm being attacked by Saber, and i need the posse to come in and help me out.... it's in the HAHAHAH forum, monshari should be able to tell you where...

Hey, Madmunk, it's nice to see my name on your posse list. Makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside. We need a tag, that we can put up all over the place. like that anarchy symbol, but with an M.

We could do the manson fish.

POSSE!!!!!!line up and move out!!!! follow me to the HAHAHAHAHA forum....to find it just pop over to my page and look at my postings it will be on the list not far down as it has been quite active....come on now people, let's not let him down!!!!!!!!
the pagesitter

All troops present and correct Monsy!I will lock the Temple up while we're gone......just incase they are planning a cunning raid....no way are they getting their hands on all these goodies

OK, Gypsys!.......They're gone! ...Move in and grab the goodies!

NM

*Alarm sounds throughout the palace*.....
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WARNING!!!.....WARNING!!!!!.....THESE PREMISES PROTECTED BY MONSHARI SECURITY SYSTEMS!!!!!!......YOU HAVE 30 SECONDS TO VACATE THE PREMISES OR THE DRAGON WILL BE LET LOOSE!!!!!........................ 30,29,28,27,26,25,24,23..................

Brrrrrrrrrrrriiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnngggggggggggggg!!!!
Alert,alert...........EXTERMINATE,EXTERMINATE!*All doors clang shut and the dogs of war are let slip(apologies to W.S.)A surreptitious hissing noise can be heard coming from the dark reccesses!The pathway slowly sinks to reveal a fathomless moat*

a moat filled with creatures so horrendous that the likes of them have never been seen before......