h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

 The story continues......

Flash - Ah!
Gordon's alive
Flash - Ah! - He'll save every one of us
Just a man with a man's courage
He knows nothing but a man
But he can never fail
No one but the pure in heart
May find the golden grail oh oh oh oh
Flash! Flash! *I love you*
But we only have fourteen hours to save the Earth
Flash!

I just had to provide the music

Thanx F ..but where is the story going..it's not my turn!!.(ps..seen your fish yet F? )

But...but...I don't know, I'm just the music girl!

I saw my fish, it looks like it had a bit too much coffee . I like all the explosions on your page, all sorts of things blow up.

It's my turn to thank you for the fish

hehe..you're on to me F Ok..where's that PP got to??...the story has ground to a halt!!!

ummmmmmmmm......ok......no mileage in here I guess

Hm... well, I don't know, I'm just the music girl. Or have I already said that? .

*sits, staring idly, whistling Flash's Theme*

Look... water is leaking from her eyes...
It's what they call tears... It is a sign of their weakness!

Just popping in to say hello

Pink pops in clutching some dodgy etchings... an ominous didgeridoo sounds in the background....storm clouds gather...

*madmunk sits unnoticed in the corner and tosses another 50 cents/pence into the duke box/fenchurch, and selects another playing of FLASH*

Fenchurch on the didgereedoo...now that conjures up all sorts of interesting pictures.....if only I knew which side of the fence to sit now

A transsexual from Transylvania sidles up to Shazz. Hi honey, know any good doctors?

ooohhhh..hello Frankenfurter...I didn't see you there Know any good bars to visit in my present state??

*The eerie hum of a digeridoo begins- Whourrrwhouurrwhourrhwouur whrrerererrrr*
What's happening Flash?
Only Dr Hans Zarkov formerly at N A S A
Has provided any explanation
Flash - Ah - He's a miracle

Cowers behind a eucalyptus tree as Flash, sans cloak, passes by. A flock of galahs fly overhead momentarily blocking the sun.....

The whole world holds its' breath in anticipation....

Forget it Ming! Dale's with me!

Flash goes into American football overdrive, knocks over the didgeridoo, scatters the galahs, and performs a perfect tackle, landing on top of Frankenfurter.

Oooooh.... purrs Frankie, such a perfect specimen of manhood.... you must be orrrr-fully proud of him!

Flash, looking slightly confused, slinks back to Dale.

NOOOO!!!!! MY DIGERIDOOO!!!!
*Suddenly Fenchurch loses the overcoat to reveal a sequined out fit and she starts singing in an extremely high-pitched voice. Windows break. Meatloaf drives in. Utter chaos*

Like a bat out of hell Flash rushes over!*It's midnight,at the lost & found Fenchurch*he screams*What on earth are you wearing?You seem to have forgotten some of your clothing..never mind,I suppose 2 out of 3
aint bad!*

Rocky wonders when he's supposed to enter. Flash has taken my place, he thinks.