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The Worst Causes For Headaches
Lonnytunes - Winter Is Here Posted Jul 25, 1999
With the Osmonds teeth doing a wondrously chorographed dance sequence in the background. The Hanson's backed by the Peptones release their new smash hit,
Pepsi the drink, the drink the drink
Pour it down the sink, the sink, the sink
I think it stinks, it stinks, it stinks
Let's sell it to the chinks, the chinks, the chinks
Chorus of glasses clinking
2nd verse, repeat 1st verse
The Worst Causes For Headaches
Researcher 50128 (and Proud of it) Posted Jul 25, 1999
Hey, maybe we can get Michael Jackson to do the hair burning thingie again, for background lighting effects, what say?
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Lonnytunes - Winter Is Here Posted Jul 25, 1999
I believe Michael Jackson's monkey could create better lighting effects. More hair. Michael could have a bit part as a new tube of toothpaste. Brown with white stripes
Bad teeth
DikMik Posted Jul 31, 1999
I was sniggering. Does TSK mean something else in this crazy computer world?
Bad teeth
Lonnytunes - Winter Is Here Posted Jul 31, 1999
I am not sure about TSK, but thinking about it. I do know what TWAIN means.
Bad teeth
Lonnytunes - Winter Is Here Posted Jul 31, 1999
Technology Without An Interesting Name - TWAIN
*pouts*
Anonymouse Posted Aug 8, 1999
I've waited and waited... an still no takers. 
*points down to Paul's version (not really)* 
http://www.h2g2.com/forumframe.cgi?MESSAGES[(THREADID*11895?forumid*14000)THREADS[(THREADID*11895?forumid*14000?subset*0)#
*pouts*
Lonnytunes - Winter Is Here Posted Aug 8, 1999
Patience. Bob's Takeaways are not hiring at the moment, but....
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Bud-Clare Posted Nov 27, 1999
That's creepy. In tenth grade, I wrote an essay called "Reasons For Banging Your Head
Repeatedly Against A Brick Wall."
My teacher liked it, oddly enough.
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Anonymouse Posted Jan 23, 2001
I haven't the slightest, but based on the same logic as:
Number one reason for divorce: Marriage
... well.. you get the idea.
'Nonnie
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Prez HS (All seems relatively quiet here) Posted Jan 24, 2001
You people should see, or perhaps you HAVE seen, the movie Happiness.
It contains many of both the reasons for Banging your Head against a Brick Wall as well as Divorce.
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