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Oh my god, I can't believe
Baconlefeets Started conversation Sep 16, 2005
never been this far away from home
I've just been asked out on a date.
Massive bellyflops.
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Trin Tragula Posted Sep 16, 2005
Kaiser Chiefs asked you out? 
Ah. I see.
When's the date then? Where are you going? Is he nice? How did you meet? When are we going to get to meet him?
Hmmm. Scratch that last one 
Answer the others!
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Number Six Posted Sep 16, 2005
Yeah, what he said!
Blimey, I pop back into h2g2 briefly and stumble on this...
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Trin Tragula Posted Sep 16, 2005
I think she's still doing massive bellyflops. They must have met at the swimming pool 
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Baconlefeets Posted Sep 16, 2005
I feel sick, really sick!
That's probably not the best way to start something...
He started in another department about a week ago and I mentioned to my friend that I thought he was nice. So word got to her friend in the other department and they've set us up
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Baconlefeets Posted Sep 16, 2005
I'm so stupid. I finally worked up the guts to walk past him and say hello on the way to the toilets, on the way back he said hi and my reply was a high pitched squeak of a hello.
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Number Six Posted Sep 16, 2005
If he likes you, he'll think that's cute. If he doesn't, what have you lost?
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Spacecadet Jack (Supreme Commander in Cheif) [Major] Posted Sep 16, 2005
what number six said
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Baconlefeets Posted Sep 16, 2005
The Voice Of Reason
I always manage to do something stupid at the first available opportunity. No doubt tommorow night I'll have knocked a drink over or tripped up or said something stupid or forgotten where we're meeting, phone him, get mugged for my mobile, chase after the mugger, trip up into a shrubbery, find myself in front of the bar we were supposed to meet and he's laughing at me.
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Sep 16, 2005
There you go, a memorable first impression. 
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Wile E Quixote Posted Sep 16, 2005
Nice one, Footie!
In the absence of having a life of my own at the moment, I’m living it through other people, so make sure you keep us posted!
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Baconlefeets Posted Sep 17, 2005
Stupid moment number 2:
Never again will I be persuaded into borrowing some fake tan then applying it while under the influence.
It's alright everywhere apart from the backs of my arms. So I've got a jacket that I won't be seperated from.
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Trin Tragula Posted Sep 17, 2005
Do you think that's what happened to Dale Winton? Too drunk to stop?
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Baconlefeets Posted Sep 17, 2005
He's an undercover Oompa Loompa who escaped from the island.
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Trin Tragula Posted Sep 17, 2005
My God! You're right!
This isn't a spoiler is it? Jack infiltrates Oompa Loompa society to get close to King Dale by getting roaringly drunk and going bananas with the fake tan?
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Trin Tragula Posted Sep 17, 2005
Hey - is it tonight? 
(very slow on the uptake me)
1. Have fun!
2. Deep breath (reeeeelax)
3. Be yourself (people like you)
4. That's it ...
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Primeval Mudd (formerly Roymondo) Posted Sep 17, 2005
Ooh, if you haven't left yet, have a great night.
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Baconlefeets Posted Sep 17, 2005
Trin, I needed someone to tell me to relax
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- 5: Baconlefeets (Sep 16, 2005)
- 6: Baconlefeets (Sep 16, 2005)
- 7: Number Six (Sep 16, 2005)
- 8: Spacecadet Jack (Supreme Commander in Cheif) [Major] (Sep 16, 2005)
- 9: Baconlefeets (Sep 16, 2005)
- 10: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Sep 16, 2005)
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