h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

A cosy looking room, reminiscent of the ones on Star Trek. With lots of medical gadgets.

*places HPB on a medical looking bench bed and uses more force restraints on him. Then reheals his ribs, and uses a little maching that makes a high pitched whee noise to heal his cuts, and reduce the swelling on his head where she's repeatedly whacked him*

are you Ok?

*injects him with something milky-coloured, it's a sedative, enough to keep him calm and drowsy*

zzzzzz

Does he still have my lightsaber on him?

no. Snapped it in half. We may want to search him though

*searches him for weapons*

oh YOUR lightsaber

You've still got you saber, I think he had your blaster though.

come on, my old master, you should be concious by now.

I think we should mobilise the star. They'll come here to find us.

*hangs in the air and spins around slowly ala Episode II*

I shall go get on it right away!

Could you step out of the room a second to tell me our next destination? Because he may be more awake then he seems.

*releases him, and fits a collar round his neck, that eminates a pulse of electricity that will knock him unconsious if tampered with or the button on my comm is pressed*

seriously. Are you Ok?

*puts him on a nice, comfy bed*

It's ok. Just head into Space, let the computer plot the route randomly and keep away from Yavin. We just don't want to be found.

*comes around...*

I'm fine Tobru.

Yes Darth Velte!

*nods head in respect*

good job Ge'bus.

My name is Darth Velte, my old master.

and did you have to chop my hand off?

Padawans learning from padawans... a pity...

To stop you killing Annat, without killing you? Yes.

shut up. I was nearly a knight.
I could've made those trials.
And I was a jedi.

I wasn't going to kill him. I was only going to hurt him, to make you come with us.

Tobru Deran was a jedi, but still a learner.

/You/ are a fraud.

I am Dath Velte. And I have you captive. Do not speak to me so.