h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Any FREAKS want to comment?

I am oh-so-fed-up with receiving these damn 100 questions emails and surveys... and so damn annoyed at the stupidity of the questions. So, here you have it; my personal alternative 100 questions... enjoy... I'm sure you know what the rules are with them by now. Tanya x

PERSONAL INFORMATION [the bit that we all should know anyway...btu probably have forgotten]

1. Full Name:
2. Preferred Name:
3. Gender [if any]:
4. Sexuality:
5. Siblings:
6. DOB:

LET'S PROBE FURTHER...[the more juicy personal stuff]

7. Tattoos:
8. Piercings:
9. What do you think people find most strange about you?
10. What is the thing you fear the most?
11. How many fingers am I holding up?
12. Describe your ideal partner [NB, no I am not running a dating service]:
13. If you were to have a one-night stand with a cartoon character, who would it be?
14. Preferred method of self-harm:
15. If, after a long and rather hazy night, you woke up in bed with Homer Simpson, what would your first reaction be?
16. You're on a desert island. How did you get there in the first palce?
17. Describe briefly your dress sense:
18. Which LoTR character are you most like?
19. Is size important? [NB, interpret as you will...]
20. If you could have a superpower, what would it be?
21. Your first kiss.....:
22. You can do one last ting before you die... what is it?
23. Has anything amusing ever happened to you in connection with a spoon? [NB, this really does mean a spoon, as in a metal thing you use to eat soup, you sick little people]
24. If you could change one thing about the person who sent this to you, what would it be?
25. Describe your belief [or lack of, as the case may be] in the supernatural and/or God:
26. What is your most treasured item of clothing?
27. Describe briefly your political stance:
28. You see a penny on the floor. What do you do?
29. The first random word that enters your head at this precise moment:
30. What can you see through the window in the room you are sitting in?
31. How would you rather die?
32. What is most worrying you at the moment?
33. What are you wearing right now?
34. How did you sleep last night?
35. What is the last thing you remember dreaming?
35. Who is your idea of the most physically attractive person?
36. What is your favourite chat up line?
37. The first expletive that comes to your mind at this moment:

BANISH THAT THING...[in this round, chose the object you'd most like to destroy slowly and painfully]

38. Busted/ Westlife:
39. Guns/ Roses:
40. Pink/ Purple:
41. Puppies/ Kittens:
42. People/Telephones:
43. Heavy metal/ Soft Jazz:
44. Science Fiction/ Romance:
45. Clint Eastwood/ Brad Pitt:

MOST HATED.... [does exactly as it says on the tin]

46. Film:
47. Flavour of ice-cream:
48. Person:
49. Animal:
50. Band or singer:
51. Artist:
52. Politician:
53. Place:
54. Season:
55. Joke:

MISCELLANEOUS.... [stuff that didn't really fit anywhere else]

56. When do you think the world will end?
57. Which school of philosophy do you belong to?
58. What is the worst thing anybody could possibly do to you?
59. What is the best thing that has ever happened to you?
60. If I gave you a time machine/ Tardis what would you do?
61. What are your pet hates?
62. Who are your favourite authors?
63. What was the last CD you voluntarily listened to?
64. Which song describes best how you feel at the moment?
65. Have you ever written a poem/ story in your spare time?
66. Is there anything you are particularly anal about?
67. What is your greatest achievement?
68. What do you most want to have in the future?
69. Say something about the state of your love life:
70. Estimate your IQ:
71. The first thing that comes to mind when I say "apple":
72. What is important to you in a relationship?
73. What makes you enjoy working?
74. Is there an area in life you feel you've failed at?
75. Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me?
76. If I gave you a old, chewed-up dog toy as a birthday present, what would you do?
77. What are you thinking about right now?
78. What word would you add to the dictionary?
79. What is your native language?
80. How many of these 100 questions emails do you normally receive in a month?
81. Are clowns scary?
82. What is the most pathetic innuendo you've ever heard?
83. What can't you live without?
84. What is the most disturbing thing ever said to you?
85. Of all your friends, who has had the most impact on you?

FAMOUS LAST WORDS.... [self explanatory]

86. How do you normally say goodbye to friends?
87. If you had just been in a tragic accident, and were now on your deathbed, what would you want your last words to be?
88. What is the last thing you said to someone?
89. What is the last thing you wrote by hand?
90. What is the last website you visited?
91. What is the last thing you ate?
92. What is the last emotion you felt?
93. When was the last argument you had?
94. What do you always find in the last place you look?
95. What is the last thing you want to do today?

IN CONCLUSION.... [some final things]

96. If you had written this quiz, what question would you have added?
97. How much was this quiz a waste of your time?
98. How much do you hate me for writing this quiz?
99. Do you want your friends to write back?
100. Rate this quiz out of 100:

I fully intend to respond...just not today.

I'm only responding because I have nothing else to do.

51. Artist: Who cares?
52. Politician: All of them, pretty much.
53. Place: Church. (Except the free food.)
54. Season: They all have cons.
55. Joke: The chicken/road one. It's so gay.

MISCELLANEOUS.... [stuff that didn't really fit anywhere else]

56. When do you think the world will end? In about 5,000,000,000 years when the sun goes "Ka-blooie!"
57. Which school of philosophy do you belong to? I don't know.
58. What is the worst thing anybody could possibly do to you? Kill me.
59. What is the best thing that has ever happened to you? Erm...I dunno.
60. If I gave you a time machine/ Tardis what would you do? Use it.
61. What are your pet hates? Too many to list.
62. Who are your favourite authors? Terry Pratchett, Stephen King, DNA...
63. What was the last CD you voluntarily listened to? Cradle of Filth - Damnation and a Day.
64. Which song describes best how you feel at the moment? "I'm So Tired" by the Beatles. Don't know why it comes to mind but it works.
65. Have you ever written a poem/ story in your spare time? Yes.
66. Is there anything you are particularly anal about? Yes.
67. What is your greatest achievement? I don't know.
68. What do you most want to have in the future? Sex. Lots.
69. Say something about the state of your love life: Slow.
70. Estimate your IQ: 140-something, maybe 150-something.
71. The first thing that comes to mind when I say "apple": Apple.
72. What is important to you in a relationship? The other person MUST be female.
73. What makes you enjoy working? Money.
74. Is there an area in life you feel you've failed at? Yes.
75. Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me? A gun. Definitely.
76. If I gave you a old, chewed-up dog toy as a birthday present, what would you do? Go "Uh...okay. Thanks. I guess." while cursing you to the pits of hell in my mind.
77. What are you thinking about right now? This survey.
78. What word would you add to the dictionary? "Fardingbag".
79. What is your native language? English.
80. How many of these 100 questions emails do you normally receive in a month? None.
81. Are clowns scary? YES. HELL YES.
82. What is the most pathetic innuendo you've ever heard? I refuse to answer this question on the grounds that it would make my head hurt.
83. What can't you live without? Air.
84. What is the most disturbing thing ever said to you? You wouldn't get it if I told you.
85. Of all your friends, who has had the most impact on you? Anyone who hits me.

FAMOUS LAST WORDS.... [self explanatory]

86. How do you normally say goodbye to friends? "Seeya." or "Bye."
87. If you had just been in a tragic accident, and were now on your deathbed, what would you want your last words to be? "I told him that meat was spoiled."
88. What is the last thing you said to someone? I don't remember.
89. What is the last thing you wrote by hand? See previous answer.
90. What is the last website you visited? H2G2.
91. What is the last thing you ate? Macaroni and cheese. It tasted like sh*t.
92. What is the last emotion you felt? Tired, miserable.
93. When was the last argument you had? See answer #88.
94. What do you always find in the last place you look? Everything; after I find it I stop looking. Duh.
95. What is the last thing you want to do today? Sleep.

IN CONCLUSION.... [some final things]

96. If you had written this quiz, what question would you have added? See answer #88.
97. How much was this quiz a waste of your time? A big waste. About twenty minutes.
98. How much do you hate me for writing this quiz? Completely and entirely, even though I still filled it out.
99. Do you want your friends to write back? Sure, if they want.
100. Rate this quiz out of 100: Yellow.

Whoops. Here are the first 49.

PERSONAL INFORMATION [the bit that we all should know anyway...btu probably have forgotten]

1. Full Name: The Other Andrew Arnold
2. Preferred Name: Andrew
3. Gender [if any]: Male, I think.
4. Sexuality: Straight.
5. Siblings: Three.
6. DOB: 7/1

LET'S PROBE FURTHER...[the more juicy personal stuff]

7. Tattoos: no
8. Piercings: no
9. What do you think people find most strange about you? Erm...I don't know.
10. What is the thing you fear the most? Clowns.
11. How many fingers am I holding up? Twenty-six.
12. Describe your ideal partner [NB, no I am not running a dating service]: Female.
13. If you were to have a one-night stand with a cartoon character, who would it be? Ugh. Nevermind that.
14. Preferred method of self-harm: Ripping skin off bit by bit.
15. If, after a long and rather hazy night, you woke up in bed with Homer Simpson, what would your first reaction be? "Yawn."
16. You're on a desert island. How did you get there in the first place? I swam.
17. Describe briefly your dress sense: Moderate Goth-ish.
18. Which LoTR character are you most like? Uh...I dunno.
19. Is size important? [NB, interpret as you will...] Usually.
20. If you could have a superpower, what would it be? Flight.
21. Your first kiss.....: Um, well, every kid's kissed their parents...
22. You can do one last ting before you die... what is it? Do everything all the adults said was bad for me, i.e. drugs and the like.
23. Has anything amusing ever happened to you in connection with a spoon? [NB, this really does mean a spoon, as in a metal thing you use to eat soup, you sick little people] No......
24. If you could change one thing about the person who sent this to you, what would it be? I don't know anything about them.
25. Describe your belief [or lack of, as the case may be] in the supernatural and/or God: No such things as gods.
26. What is your most treasured item of clothing? Uh...well...my pants? I don't know. This is a weird question.
27. Describe briefly your political stance: I hate politics. Go away.
28. You see a penny on the floor. What do you do? Leave it there or, if it's in my way, slide it as far as I can across the floor with my foot.
29. The first random word that enters your head at this precise moment: Banana.
30. What can you see through the window in the room you are sitting in? Darkness and someone's house light.
31. How would you rather die? Anything involving explosions and/or lots of blood. Just to look cool.
32. What is most worrying you at the moment? My programming homework.
33. What are you wearing right now? Grey Led Zeppelin shirt, dark blue jeans.
34. How did you sleep last night? Like this: ZZZzzzZZZzzz...
35. What is the last thing you remember dreaming? I don't remember.
35. Who is your idea of the most physically attractive person? Um...female. Yep.
36. What is your favourite chat up line? "Hi."
37. The first expletive that comes to your mind at this moment: F*ck!

BANISH THAT THING...[in this round, chose the object you'd most like to destroy slowly and painfully]

38. Busted/ Westlife: What are these?
39. Guns/ Roses: Guns.
40. Pink/ Purple: Both.
41. Puppies/ Kittens: Both or neither.
42. People/Telephones: Telephones.
43. Heavy metal/ Soft Jazz: Soft jazz.
44. Science Fiction/ Romance: Romance.
45. Clint Eastwood/ Brad Pitt: Both, but if I had to choose one, Brad Pitt.

MOST HATED.... [does exactly as it says on the tin]

46. Film: Um...I'm not sure.
47. Flavour of ice-cream:
48. Person: My 4th-grade teacher.
49. Animal: Anything that can hurt me deliberately.
50. Band or singer: Most of them.

Oh yeah, my birthday is July 1st, not January 7th. Forgot about the date thing.
But does it matter???

PERSONAL INFORMATION [the bit that we all should know anyway...btu probably have forgotten]

1. Full Name: Laura Bamford
2. Preferred Name: Laura
3. Gender [if any]: Female
4. Sexuality: Straight
5. Siblings: 3
6. DOB: 22/12/1983

LET'S PROBE FURTHER...[the more juicy personal stuff]

7. Tattoos: None
8. Piercings: Ears, one set, but don't wear earings
9. What do you think people find most strange about you? No idea
10. What is the thing you fear the most? Getting seperated (eg from my friends whilst out, go into a blind panic)
11. How many fingers am I holding up? If you're writing this, none
12. Describe your ideal partner [NB, no I am not running a dating service]: Male, though would have to put up with (and preferably join in) my random outbursts of randomness
13. If you were to have a one-night stand with a cartoon character, who would it be? ??? None
14. Preferred method of self-harm: None
15. If, after a long and rather hazy night, you woke up in bed with Homer Simpson, what would your first reaction be? That I was dreaming
16. You're on a desert island. How did you get there in the first palce? On a boat
17. Describe briefly your dress sense: Mixed, what I feel like putting on at the time, but generally stuff that can cope with my tendancy to go over obstacles rather than round them
18. Which LoTR character are you most like? Perhaps Arwen? There's a shortage of female characters
19. Is size important? [NB, interpret as you will...] Depends, generally it does though
20. If you could have a superpower, what would it be? I would say flight but I can be a little clumsy. Maybe telekenisis
21. Your first kiss.....: Depends on definition of first kiss. First proper kiss, well, I was drunk, so was he
22. You can do one last thing before you die... what is it? Go to a rainforest
23. Has anything amusing ever happened to you in connection with a spoon? [NB, this really does mean a spoon, as in a metal thing you use to eat soup, you sick little people] I used a wooden one to threaten people with in a history presentation ages ago
24. If you could change one thing about the person who sent this to you, what would it be? Nothing I can think of
25. Describe your belief [or lack of, as the case may be] in the supernatural and/or God: I don't care one way or the other, do't think it makes any difference. Probably best descrived as an open minded atheist.
26. What is your most treasured item of clothing? Hmm, I'd say my walking boots but not sure that counts.
27. Describe briefly your political stance: I watch the news, politicians are all so similar, but I'm more liberal than anything else
28. You see a penny on the floor. What do you do? Leave it
29. The first random word that enters your head at this precise moment: Foot
30. What can you see through the window in the room you are sitting in? Tree, cars, houses
31. How would you rather die? Not particularly bothered, but preferably not something slow
32. What is most worrying you at the moment? Coursework/exams
33. What are you wearing right now? black trousers, blue t-shit, knitted jumper
34. How did you sleep last night? Well
35. What is the last thing you remember dreaming? Not sure, get dreams mixed up, and most of the time my dreams are so mundane that I get them mixed up with reality too
35. Who is your idea of the most physically attractive person? Kind of the same as a previous question. Male, capable with coping with random tendancies (so patience and a sense of humour would be very useful). Preferabley the same height or taller, which is perhaps a little shallow of me.
36. What is your favourite chat up line? Don't have one
37. The first expletive that comes to your mind at this moment:

BANISH THAT THING...[in this round, chose the object you'd most like to destroy slowly and painfully]

38. Busted/ Westlife: Westlife
39. Guns/ Roses: Guns
40. Pink/ Purple: Pink
41. Puppies/ Kittens: Puppies, no kittens, no puppies
42. People/Telephones: telephones
43. Heavy metal/ Soft Jazz: argh!!!! Undecided, how about metal as the jazz is quieter
44. Science Fiction/ Romance: Romance
45. Clint Eastwood/ Brad Pitt: Impartial

MOST HATED.... [does exactly as it says on the tin]

46. Film: Currently how to loose a guy in 10 days
47. Flavour of ice-cream: Rum and raison
48. Person: blank
49. Animal: maybe tape worms
50. Band or singer: S club 8
51. Artist: blank
52. Politician: Don't know many to say, but tehre must be some world leader types
53. Place: Undecided, perhpas Milton Keynes Central
54. Season: the last bit of autumn and the first bit of spring and the bit where they overlap with winter
55. Joke: the old ones that really aren't funny

MISCELLANEOUS.... [stuff that didn't really fit anywhere else]

56. When do you think the world will end? 8 billion years or so, but if you believe my lecturers, we're heading for a tough time around 2012
57. Which school of philosophy do you belong to? Not sure
58. What is the worst thing anybody could possibly do to you? See under 'most feared' - abandoning me
59. What is the best thing that has ever happened to you? Hmmmmm, can't think, perhaps going to university, not exactly one thing but has had the most impact than anything else I've ever done
60. If I gave you a time machine/ Tardis what would you do? ask you where you got it from
61. What are your pet hates? Wind turbines, the word 'nice' and several other things I can't think of right now
62. Who are your favourite authors? The books I read greatly with the mood I'm in, but Terry Pratchett and Douglas Adams are the only authors whose books I can read in any mood
63. What was the last CD you voluntarily listened to? It was some comody thing, can't remember the name
64. Which song describes best how you feel at the moment? I'm tired and I've got a headache, can't think of any songs about being tired and having a headache but I'm sure there's one out there somewhere
65. Have you ever written a poem/ story in your spare time? Yes, many times
66. Is there anything you are particularly anal about? No
67. What is your greatest achievement? Not sure
68. What do you most want to have in the future? A partner
69. Say something about the state of your love life: Currently non-existant
70. Estimate your IQ: No idea
71. The first thing that comes to mind when I say "apple": strudel and pie (both came to mind at the same time)
72. What is important to you in a relationship? Seem to have answered this twice already, only here I'll add 'respect'
73. What makes you enjoy working? Depends on what the work is
74. Is there an area in life you feel you've failed at? My mid teens
75. Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me? What pocket?
76. If I gave you a old, chewed-up dog toy as a birthday present, what would you do? Pleased you remembered my birthday (as so few people do)
77. What are you thinking about right now? I'm tired and I have a headache
78. What word would you add to the dictionary? diagnalism
79. What is your native language? English
80. How many of these 100 questions emails do you normally receive in a month? 1
81. Are clowns scary? Oh yes, very much so
82. What is the most pathetic innuendo you've ever heard? Perhaps an adaption of Q75
83. What can't you live without? Air, water and food (in that order)
84. What is the most disturbing thing ever said to you? Can't remember
85. Of all your friends, who has had the most impact on you? Ninners

FAMOUS LAST WORDS.... [self explanatory]

86. How do you normally say goodbye to friends? wave, say goodbyew, something along those lines
87. If you had just been in a tragic accident, and were now on your deathbed, what would you want your last words to be? Beep (though not many people would understand why)
88. What is the last thing you said to someone? Something about going to do work
89. What is the last thing you wrote by hand? Some notes in my photography notebook
90. What is the last website you visited? This one
91. What is the last thing you ate? A chocolate mousse
92. What is the last emotion you felt? I'm tired and I have a headache
93. When was the last argument you had? Can't remember, don't argue often
94. What do you always find in the last place you look? Whatever I'm looking for
95. What is the last thing you want to do today? Go to sleep

IN CONCLUSION.... [some final things]

96. If you had written this quiz, what question would you have added? None
97. How much was this quiz a waste of your time? about half an hour's worth
98. How much do you hate me for writing this quiz? Not at all
99. Do you want your friends to write back? If they like
100. Rate this quiz out of 100: 60 (too many questions)

PERSONAL INFORMATION [the bit that we all should know anyway...btu probably have forgotten]

1. Full Name: Jack
2. Preferred Name: errr... Jack Id say
3. Gender [if any]:If any? is it possible not to have one? Err.. Male
4. Sexuality: Pretty wavey
5. Siblings: Two unfortunatly
6. DOB:Hahah! not saying! You wont get away with this you know!

LET'S PROBE FURTHER...[the more juicy personal stuff]

7. Tattoos: Hang on.... err... no none
8. Piercings: errrr..... none
9. What do you think people find most strange about you? All of me
10. What is the thing you fear the most? not sure......
11. How many fingers am I holding up? errr... 17?
12. Describe your ideal partner [NB, no I am not running a dating service]: OOh i cant , i already have one
13. If you were to have a one-night stand with a cartoon character, who would it be? Thats just hideous
14. Preferred method of self-harm: Id go for the overdose my friend, doesnt work though....
15. If, after a long and rather hazy night, you woke up in bed with Homer Simpson, what would your first reaction be? God thats wierd, I thought something was suspicous when he told me he was rich
16. You're on a desert island. How did you get there in the first palce? My spacecraft ofcourse
17. Describe briefly your dress sense: Anything nearby that can be ruined wihtout worry
18. Which LoTR character are you most like? They're all wayyyyyy off
19. Is size important? [NB, interpret as you will...] Oh well if your going down that path...
20. If you could have a superpower, what would it be? I already have superpowers
21. Your first kiss.....: Oh so not telling
22. You can do one last thing before you die... what is it? Make sure these questionaires are wiped out
23. Has anything amusing ever happened to you in connection with a spoon? [NB, this really does mean a spoon, as in a metal thing you use to eat soup, you sick little people] Sick me? wrong person, well I'd say.... no, actually
24. If you could change one thing about the person who sent this to you, what would it be? Id make sure they never sent it again....
25. Describe your belief [or lack of, as the case may be] in the supernatural and/or God: Nyah not bothered
26. What is your most treasured item of clothing? My amazingly torn up jeans
27. Describe briefly your political stance: Everybody sucks at that job, I could do better
28. You see a penny on the floor. What do you do? Kick it irratibly and ask it where it was one I was 1p off buying a paper
29. The first random word that enters your head at this precise moment: elements
30. What can you see through the window in the room you are sitting in? My Boyfriend and his dog
31. How would you rather die? By my own means
32. What is most worrying you at the moment? My blood pressure
33. What are you wearing right now? Clothes you wierdo! Oh my T-shirt says "Running at 150% efficiency"
34. How did you sleep last night? Fine thanks....
35. What is the last thing you remember dreaming? Well actaully it was to do with squirrels
35. Who is your idea of the most physically attractive person? I've said it beofre and I'll say it again.... Dunno
36. What is your favourite chat up line? The worst one possible i suppose
37. The first expletive that comes to your mind at this moment:
You dont want to know
BANISH THAT THING...[in this round, chose the object you'd most like to destroy slowly and painfully]

38. Busted/ Westlife: er... cat.. decide.... oh busted
39. Guns/ Roses: Guns!
40. Pink/ Purple: Pink!
41. Puppies/ Kittens: oh come on... oh thats not fair, hmmm oh kittens then
42. People/Telephones: Telephones definatly
43. Heavy metal/ Soft Jazz: SOft jazz
44. Science Fiction/ Romance: Romance
45. Clint Eastwood/ Brad Pitt: Brad Pitt

MOST HATED.... [does exactly as it says on the tin]

46. Film: Vanilla Sky at the moment
47. Flavour of ice-cream: Mint
48. Person: Orlando Bloom
49. Animal: Fox
50. Band or singer: Busted/ Westlife
51. Artist: Ronan Keating
52. Politician: GW
53. Place: London
54. Season: Winter
55. Joke: anything to do with damn chickens

too lazy, do rest later

PERSONAL INFORMATION [the bit that we all should know anyway...btu probably have forgotten]

1. Full Name: Tanya Karrinne Osborne, but that's Existential Elevator to you
2. Preferred Name: EE, thankyou muchly
3. Gender [if any]: Female, although this has been made subject of debate
4. Sexuality: I don't like it when my tea gets sexual. Erm.
5. Siblings: None
6. DOB: 2nd November

LET'S PROBE FURTHER...[the more juicy personal stuff]

7. Tattoos: None
8. Piercings: 2 in right ear, 1 in left
9. What do you think people find most strange about you? What /don't/ they...
10. What is the thing you fear the most? Swimming pools
11. How many fingers am I holding up? One. and I don't like what it's saying
12. Describe your ideal partner [NB, no I am not running a dating service]: Short, dark and thoughtful
13. If you were to have a one-night stand with a cartoon character, who would it be? Spongebob Sqarepants
14. Preferred method of self-harm: Starvation
15. If, after a long and rather hazy night, you woke up in bed with Homer Simpson, what would your first reaction be? What was I thinking?
16. You're on a desert island. How did you get there in the first palce? I was on Survivor, but they didn't want me back..
17. Describe briefly your dress sense: Weird, okay?
18. Which LoTR character are you most like? Errm.... Gandalf?
19. Is size important? [NB, interpret as you will...] Well, if my keyboard is too small, I can't type on it
20. If you could have a superpower, what would it be? Telepathy
21. Your first kiss.....: Pass
22. You can do one last thing before you die... what is it? Rip my coursework to tiny little pieces..
23. Has anything amusing ever happened to you in connection with a spoon? [NB, this really does mean a spoon, as in a metal thing you use to eat soup, you sick little people] No. Not really.
24. If you could change one thing about the person who sent this to you, what would it be? I wrote the damn thing!
25. Describe your belief [or lack of, as the case may be] in the supernatural and/or God: If you want a debate, please tell me
26. What is your most treasured item of clothing? Vintage 1970's bondage trousers. As worn by a vintage punk.
27. Describe briefly your political stance: Liberal. Very liberal.
28. You see a penny on the floor. What do you do? Pick it up and give it to you.
29. The first random word that enters your head at this precise moment: Yellow
30. What can you see through the window in the room you are sitting in? The street. Seagulls. Yuck.
31. How would you rather die? Quickly and interestingly
32. What is most worrying you at the moment? Someone carrying out #32
33. What are you wearing right now? Jeans, interesting green thing
34. How did you sleep last night? Badly
35. What is the last thing you remember dreaming? Something about...erm... black cases?
35. Who is your idea of the most physically attractive person? Tasty Tim.... mmmm...
36. What is your favourite chat up line? 20 tonne penguin...
37. The first expletive that comes to your mind at this moment: Bugger!

BANISH THAT THING...[in this round, chose the object you'd most like to destroy slowly and painfully]

38. Busted/ Westlife: BUSTED!!!
39. Guns/ Roses: Guns
40. Pink/ Purple: Purple
41. Puppies/ Kittens: Puppies
42. People/Telephones: People would solve both problems...
43. Heavy metal/ Soft Jazz: Heavy Metal
44. Science Fiction/ Romance: Romance
45. Clint Eastwood/ Brad Pitt: Brad Pitt

MOST HATED.... [does exactly as it says on the tin]

46. Film: Bridget Jone's Diary...
47. Flavour of ice-cream: Bannana
48. Person: Pick a Becky, any Becky...
49. Animal: Seagulls
50. Band or singer: Tough one, but... Cliff Richard
51. Artist: Monet
52. Politician: Oooh... Mr Bush wins
53. Place: Margate
54. Season: Summer
55. Joke: Blonde jokes in general

MISCELLANEOUS.... [stuff that didn't really fit anywhere else]

56. When do you think the world will end? Tomorrow, 12:30
57. Which school of philosophy do you belong to? Existentialist. No-brainer, that one
58. What is the worst thing anybody could possibly do to you? Hack off my right arm whilst I was sleeping and then force me to spend a day doing geography lessons. Too traumatic.
59. What is the best thing that has ever happened to you? H2g2!
60. If I gave you a time machine/ Tardis what would you do? Visit the year 3000, to prove that we won't be living underwater!
61. What are your pet hates? txt tlk
62. Who are your favourite authors? Terry Pratchett, Iain Bainks, DNA.....
63. What was the last CD you voluntarily listened to? Badly Drawn Boy, "Have you fed the fish?"
64. Which song describes best how you feel at the moment? The Divine Comedy "Too Young to Die"
65. Have you ever written a poem/ story in your spare time? All too often
66. Is there anything you are particularly anal about? The order of my coloured pencils! Black through to red!!
67. What is your greatest achievement? Becoming a very unsuccessful model.. [when you've been the brainiac all your life, it's nice to be taken shallowly for once]
68. What do you most want to have in the future? Freedom
69. Say something about the state of your love life: Non-existant
70. Estimate your IQ: 135-150. Yes that's a big margin.
71. The first thing that comes to mind when I say "apple": Horses
72. What is important to you in a relationship? Mutual enjoyment
73. What makes you enjoy working? A challenge
74. Is there an area in life you feel you've failed at? Making friends
75. Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me? Oh so pleased...
76. If I gave you a old, chewed-up dog toy as a birthday present, what would you do? Buy a dog.
77. What are you thinking about right now? Flaming poodles
78. What word would you add to the dictionary? maniacslaughter
79. What is your native language? English
80. How many of these 100 questions emails do you normally receive in a month? Too many to count
81. Are clowns scary? YES!!!
82. What is the most pathetic innuendo you've ever heard? "tail"
83. What can't you live without? My modem
84. What is the most disturbing thing ever said to you? He was fond of animals, you say..?
85. Of all your friends, who has had the most impact on you? Natey

FAMOUS LAST WORDS.... [self explanatory]

86. How do you normally say goodbye to friends? Take care
87. If you had just been in a tragic accident, and were now on your deathbed, what would you want your last words to be? Let's do it again! Let's do it again!!
88. What is the last thing you said to someone? See ya
89. What is the last thing you wrote by hand? 04/05/2004
90. What is the last website you visited? www.t-mobile.co.uk
91. What is the last thing you ate? A date
92. What is the last emotion you felt? Sad
93. When was the last argument you had? A vague half-argumet, Saturday envening
94. What do you always find in the last place you look? Something that distracts me from finding what I was looking for
95. What is the last thing you want to do today? Spanish revision

IN CONCLUSION.... [some final things]

96. If you had written this quiz, what question would you have added? I /did/ write this quiz
97. How much was this quiz a waste of your time? Several days, counting the writing
98. How much do you hate me for writing this quiz? no more than usual
99. Do you want your friends to write back? Meh
100. Rate this quiz out of 100: 0.0001

AH here are the rest, unfortunatly

MISCELLANEOUS.... [stuff that didn't really fit anywhere else]

56. When do you think the world will end? Soon knowing us
57. Which school of philosophy do you belong to? My own really
58. What is the worst thing anybody could possibly do to you?
Umm, seriously? Not sure, something nasty
59. What is the best thing that has ever happened to you?
My evil boss got fired YAY!
60. If I gave you a time machine/ Tardis what would you do?
Something interesting
61. What are your pet hates?
Tag (springer spaniel) and Max (Burumese cat)
62. Who are your favourite authors?
Robert Rankin, Terry Pratchett, all that crap....
63. What was the last CD you voluntarily listened to?
Lost Prophets
64. Which song describes best how you feel at the moment?
Oh god umm..... I dunno, something ridiculous
65. Have you ever written a poem/ story in your spare time?
err.... yeah actually
66. Is there anything you are particularly anal about?
Probably
67. What is your greatest achievement?
Ask someone else
68. What do you most want to have in the future?
A life, they're useful
69. Say something about the state of your love life:
Umm..... OOh Passionate
70. Estimate your IQ:
Low
71. The first thing that comes to mind when I say "apple":
Pear
72. What is important to you in a relationship?
Love
73. What makes you enjoy working?
If Im working with people I like, and i enjoy it, which is true currently
74. Is there an area in life you feel you've failed at?
I know i failed my parents expectations
75. Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me?
Oh I dunno, difficult to say
76. If I gave you a old, chewed-up dog toy as a birthday present, what would you do?
Give it to my dog
77. What are you thinking about right now?
This quiz sucks
78. What word would you add to the dictionary? fantabulous
79. What is your native language? English
80. How many of these 100 questions emails do you normally receive in a month? None
81. Are clowns scary? By god yes
82. What is the most pathetic innuendo you've ever heard? Something to do with a bannana
83. What can't you live without? Ummm.... I betetr say my boyfriend incase he sees this
84. What is the most disturbing thing ever said to you? Too dsiturbing to type
85. Of all your friends, who has had the most impact on you? My workmate carol

FAMOUS LAST WORDS.... [self explanatory]

86. How do you normally say goodbye to friends? Toodle pips
87. If you had just been in a tragic accident, and were now on your deathbed, what would you want your last words to be? F**k I knew the NHS were no good
88. What is the last thing you said to someone?
"If you dont stop that you will be in serious trouble"
89. What is the last thing you wrote by hand? A very boring letter
90. What is the last website you visited? this
91. What is the last thing you ate? A random packet of biscuits
92. What is the last emotion you felt? Very high
93. When was the last argument you had? It was to do with wether or not I am a maniac
94. What do you always find in the last place you look? Err... surely the last place you look is the last place you look so... most things... what?
95. What is the last thing you want to do today? It would get modded very quickly so I'llm save them the effort and not tell you

IN CONCLUSION.... [some final things]

96. If you had written this quiz, what question would you have added?
Nothing, but I would have removed at least 50 questions
97. How much was this quiz a waste of your time? Major
98. How much do you hate me for writing this quiz? Alot
99. Do you want your friends to write back? No becasue it would waste their time too
100. Rate this quiz out of 100: err..... 5? no too cruel, 65

PERSONAL INFORMATION [the bit that we all should know anyway...btu probably have forgotten]

1. Full Name: Laura
2. Preferred Name: on here...Lampie
3. Gender [if any]:F
4. Sexuality:...
5. Siblings: one brother...
6. DOB:October 25th, 1986

LET'S PROBE FURTHER...[the more juicy personal stuff]

7. Tattoos: None yet, planning on getting 3 little red diamonds on the bottom of my right foot.
8. Piercings: Only one in each ear, rarely wear earrings.
9. What do you think people find most strange about you? ... my constant singing...
10. What is the thing you fear the most? Being wrong...
11. How many fingers am I holding up? 2?
12. Describe your ideal partner [NB, no I am not running a dating service]:...
13. If you were to have a one-night stand with a cartoon character, who would it be? Touga, I guess... (From Revolutionary Girl Utena)
14. Preferred method of self-harm:...
15. If, after a long and rather hazy night, you woke up in bed with Homer Simpson, what would your first reaction be? D'oh!
16. You're on a desert island. How did you get there in the first place? I swam...
17. Describe briefly your dress sense: Colorful long skirts with plain black shirt...(what I'm almost always wearing, unless I'm in costume...)
18. Which LoTR character are you most like?...
19. Is size important? [NB, interpret as you will...]Sure.
20. If you could have a superpower, what would it be? Walk through walls..
21. Your first kiss.....:rather not comment...
22. You can do one last ting before you die... what is it? whine about dying?
23. Has anything amusing ever happened to you in connection with a spoon? [NB, this really does mean a spoon, as in a metal thing you use to eat soup, you sick little people] No.
24. If you could change one thing about the person who sent this to you, what would it be? Who sent this?
25. Describe your belief [or lack of, as the case may be] in the supernatural and/or God: I always respond very vaguely to this question..."I believe in everything and nothing..."
26. What is your most treasured item of clothing? my Holy shirt..
27. Describe briefly your political stance: anti-bush, all else is fine!
28. You see a penny on the floor. What do you do? Smile and walk on...
29. The first random word that enters your head at this precise moment:Whee.
30. What can you see through the window in the room you are sitting in? Darkness...
31. How would you rather die? Shouldn't there be my options here?
32. What is most worrying you at the moment? If someone is sneaking up from behind me while I type this...all these questions about sudden death makes me a bit nervous...
33. What are you wearing right now? A Weird Al shirt...
34. How did you sleep last night? Closed my eyes while lying on a bed...
35. What is the last thing you remember dreaming?...
35. Who is your idea of the most physically attractive person?...
36. What is your favourite chat up line?...
37. The first expletive that comes to your mind at this moment:Smeg!

BANISH THAT THING...[in this round, chose the object you'd most like to destroy slowly and painfully]

38. Busted/ Westlife: hmmm?
39. Guns/ Roses: Guns.
40. Pink/ Purple: Purple...if either
41. Puppies/ Kittens: Neither.
42. People/Telephones:People
43. Heavy metal/ Soft Jazz: Neither.
44. Science Fiction/ Romance: Romance
45. Clint Eastwood/ Brad Pitt: Both!

MOST HATED.... [does exactly as it says on the tin]

46. Film:...
47. Flavour of ice-cream: Mint...
48. Person: bush?
49. Animal: Turkies
50. Band or singer:...
51. Artist:...
52. Politician:...
53. Place:...
54. Season:summer
55. Joke:...

MISCELLANEOUS.... [stuff that didn't really fit anywhere else]

56. When do you think the world will end? Very shortly...either tues or thurs...or saturday...
57. Which school of philosophy do you belong to?...
58. What is the worst thing anybody could possibly do to you? Hurt my puppies...
59. What is the best thing that has ever happened to you?...
60. If I gave you a time machine/ Tardis what would you do?Nothing, I probably wouldn't be able to work it...
61. What are your pet hates?...
62. Who are your favourite authors? Vonnegut, Dorthy Gilman, Gordon Korman...
63. What was the last CD you voluntarily listened to? Black Sabbath...Parnoid.
64. Which song describes best how you feel at the moment? Patterns! (Song by weird al...rather pointless. Everywhere, I see them there! I stop and stare at patterns! I don't care! I must declare, I've got a flair for patterns!
65. Have you ever written a poem/ story in your spare time? Yes.
66. Is there anything you are particularly anal about?...
67. What is your greatest achievement?...
68. What do you most want to have in the future?...
69. Say something about the state of your love life: Non-existant...
70. Estimate your IQ:...
71. The first thing that comes to mind when I say "apple": apple and lemons...
72. What is important to you in a relationship?...
73. What makes you enjoy working? Um, is this a trick question?
74. Is there an area in life you feel you've failed at?...
75. Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me?
76. If I gave you a old, chewed-up dog toy as a birthday present, what would you do? Chew it...
77. What are you thinking about right now? What type of dog toy it might be...
78. What word would you add to the dictionary?...
79. What is your native language? English. (Or rather, American...)
80. How many of these 100 questions emails do you normally receive in a month? 0-1
81. Are clowns scary? Yes.
82. What is the most pathetic innuendo you've ever heard?...
83. What can't you live without?Ice.
84. What is the most disturbing thing ever said to you?...
85. Of all your friends, who has had the most impact on you? Mia best friend, Jasse.

FAMOUS LAST WORDS.... [self explanatory]

86. How do you normally say goodbye to friends? Bye or be seeing you
87. If you had just been in a tragic accident, and were now on your deathbed, what would you want your last words to be? agian with the death questions! But...probably "bye"?
88. What is the last thing you said to someone? "thanks"
89. What is the last thing you wrote by hand? A phone number..
90. What is the last website you visited?h2g2
91. What is the last thing you ate? Plain Bagel.
92. What is the last emotion you felt? Sick...
93. When was the last argument you had? Whether sudden creation of a whole world was possible...
94. What do you always find in the last place you look? It.
95. What is the last thing you want to do today? Sleep.

IN CONCLUSION.... [some final things]

96. If you had written this quiz, what question would you have added? Ugh.
97. How much was this quiz a waste of your time? Very much, thanks. (Actually, not so much as I skipped a lot of questions...)
98. How much do you hate me for writing this quiz? Not particulary...
99. Do you want your friends to write back?...
100. Rate this quiz out of 100:...

PERSONAL INFORMATION [the bit that we all should know anyway...btu probably have forgotten]

1. Full Name: Tarquin Fintinlimbinwim F'tang F'tang Mad Dog Olé Buiscuit Barrel
2. Preferred Name: Chris. Or sometimes Luke. Maybe Jake
3. Gender [if any]: Male
4. Sexuality: Hetero
5. Siblings: 1
6. DOB: 19/2/1986

LET'S PROBE FURTHER...[the more juicy personal stuff]

7. Tattoos: no
8. Piercings: no
9. What do you think people find most strange about you? Everything
10. What is the thing you fear the most? Humatonic domination of the world
11. How many fingers am I holding up? pi
12. Describe your ideal partner [NB, no I am not running a dating service]: Good looks, good personality. Personality more important. Interest in the occult, face of Eliza Dushku bonuses. Must not be fundamentalist.
13. If you were to have a one-night stand with a cartoon character, who would it be? Suzuka from Outlaw Star
14. Preferred method of self-harm: Slitting throat with Swiss army knife
15. If, after a long and rather hazy night, you woke up in bed with Homer Simpson, what would your first reaction be? How the f did I end up in bed with a cartoon character?
16. You're on a desert island. How did you get there in the first palce? Parachuted in to the lost continent on Lemuria to stop an evil supervillain from spreading pop across the planet. Blew up the base, reducing the continent to a small desert island
17. Describe briefly your dress sense: none
18. Which LoTR character are you most like? Sam, I guess
19. Is size important? [NB, interpret as you will...] Sometimes
20. If you could have a superpower, what would it be? Telepathy
21. Your first kiss.....: Mom, in a completely non-sick and tongueless way
22. You can do one last ting before you die... what is it? Kill David Beckham and his family and condemn them to Hell
23. Has anything amusing ever happened to you in connection with a spoon? [NB, this really does mean a spoon, as in a metal thing you use to eat soup, you sick little people] no
24. If you could change one thing about the person who sent this to you, what would it be? No idea
25. Describe your belief [or lack of, as the case may be] in the supernatural and/or God: Don't get me started on what's really going on that the religeons don't want you to find out about. (though God does exist)
26. What is your most treasured item of clothing? My black hoody with a red pentagram, the face of a devil, and the words 'God is busy. Can I help you?'
27. Describe briefly your political stance: Liberal, pro-life, marijuana should be legal.
28. You see a penny on the floor. What do you do? Pick it up and put it in my wallet with all the other ones.
29. The first random word that enters your head at this precise moment: F'naargh
30. What can you see through the window in the room you are sitting in? Trees and lawn
31. How would you rather die? In a cool scifi battle with magick and angels and demons, fighting for Heaven against humatons
32. What is most worrying you at the moment? The Leaving Cert
33. What are you wearing right now? Green T-shirt, black pants, white underwear
34. How did you sleep last night? Badly
35. What is the last thing you remember dreaming? Something really weird
35. Who is your idea of the most physically attractive person? Eliza Dushku
36. What is your favourite chat up line? Never been chatted up
37. The first expletive that comes to your mind at this moment: f**k

BANISH THAT THING...[in this round, chose the object you'd most like to destroy slowly and painfully]

38. Busted/ Westlife: Ooh, don't make me choose!
39. Guns/ Roses: roses
40. Pink/ Purple: pink
41. Puppies/ Kittens: Puppies, by a margin of 0.0013%
42. People/Telephones: People
43. Heavy metal/ Soft Jazz: Soft Jazz
44. Science Fiction/ Romance: Romance
45. Clint Eastwood/ Brad Pitt: Brad Pitt

MOST HATED.... [does exactly as it says on the tin]

46. Film: The Shining
47. Flavour of ice-cream: Vanilla from the machine
48. Person: Alan Geary and David Beckham
49. Animal: None.
50. Band or singer: Westlife
51. Artist: None
52. Politician: George Bush II
53. Place: School
54. Season: None
55. Joke: Why did the pterodactyl cross the road? The chicken wasn't invented

MISCELLANEOUS.... [stuff that didn't really fit anywhere else]

56. When do you think the world will end? When we all give in to humantonic materialism and Ahriman rules.
57. Which school of philosophy do you belong to? Too complicated to describe
58. What is the worst thing anybody could possibly do to you? Shave my head
59. What is the best thing that has ever happened to you? I'm going to start college in a few months...
60. If I gave you a time machine/ Tardis what would you do? Stop Hitler
61. What are your pet hates? Humatonism, conformity, pop 'music,' celebrities, 'reality' TV
62. Who are your favourite authors? Stephen King, Robert Jordan, Isaac Asimove, Anne McAffrey, JRR Tolkien
63. What was the last CD you voluntarily listened to? 'Sabbath Bloody Sabbath' by Black Sabbath
64. Which song describes best how you feel at the moment? ditto, or possibly NIB by the same band
65. Have you ever written a poem/ story in your spare time? Yes
66. Is there anything you are particularly anal about? Plenty
67. What is your greatest achievement? Resisitng conformity and humatonism
68. What do you most want to have in the future? Love
69. Say something about the state of your love life: nonexistant
70. Estimate your IQ: soemwhere between zero and ten million
71. The first thing that comes to mind when I say "apple": sex
72. What is important to you in a relationship? Love or friendship, depending on what type it is
73. What makes you enjoy working? Interest
74. Is there an area in life you feel you've failed at? Nope
75. Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me? It's a gun
76. If I gave you a old, chewed-up dog toy as a birthday present, what would you do? Throw it away as soon as you leave
77. What are you thinking about right now? sex
78. What word would you add to the dictionary? f**k
79. What is your native language? Canajan
80. How many of these 100 questions emails do you normally receive in a month? zero
81. Are clowns scary? sometimes
82. What is the most pathetic innuendo you've ever heard? Anything Todd on 'Scrubs' says
83. What can't you live without? Carbohydrates, fats, proteins, vitmains, minerals
84. What is the most disturbing thing ever said to you? "You should care what people think of you so you can be happy" - paraphrased slightly
85. Of all your friends, who has had the most impact on you? Jamie

FAMOUS LAST WORDS.... [self explanatory]

86. How do you normally say goodbye to friends? See ya
87. If you had just been in a tragic accident, and were now on your deathbed, what would you want your last words to be? I hate you all
88. What is the last thing you said to someone? Yes
89. What is the last thing you wrote by hand? n(lambda)=dsin(theta)
90. What is the last website you visited? http://www.nationstates.net
91. What is the last thing you ate? Indian rice
92. What is the last emotion you felt? Annoyance
93. When was the last argument you had? Can't remeber
94. What do you always find in the last place you look? Everything
95. What is the last thing you want to do today? Get stoned

IN CONCLUSION.... [some final things]

96. If you had written this quiz, what question would you have added? Which book do you hate the most? (Answer: The Catcher in the Rye)
97. How much was this quiz a waste of your time? 37%
98. How much do you hate me for writing this quiz? 0%
99. Do you want your friends to write back? Whatever
100. Rate this quiz out of 100: 87.9

I've probably already done this one at some point, but I'm bored... so:

PERSONAL INFORMATION [the bit that we all should know anyway...btu probably have forgotten]

1. Full Name: Thomas Kenneth Briggs
2. Preferred Name: Tom, TK, TK[1]
3. Gender [if any]: Male
4. Sexuality: Desperate
5. Siblings: 1 evil little brother who I'd rather wasn't there.
6. DOB: 10/10/82

LET'S PROBE FURTHER...[the more juicy personal stuff]

7. Tattoos: None
8. Piercings: None
9. What do you think people find most strange about you? Pretty much all of me, I think.
10. What is the thing you fear the most? Bees. Or wasps.
11. How many fingers am I holding up? Probably two, knowing you.
12. Describe your ideal partner [NB, no I am not running a dating service]: You, of course, my dear
13. If you were to have a one-night stand with a cartoon character, who would it be? Daphne from Scooby Doo.
14. Preferred method of self-harm: Getting out of bed in the morning.
15. If, after a long and rather hazy night, you woke up in bed with Homer Simpson, what would your first reaction be? "D'oh!"
16. You're on a desert island. How did you get there in the first palce? I woke up here after God, time, space or whatever flings us around in this crazy cosmos took pity on me.
17. Describe briefly your dress sense: Underfunded.
18. Which LoTR character are you most like? In terms of hair, Aragorn. In terms of build, Gimli. In terms of looks, one of the Ents.
19. Is size important? [NB, interpret as you will...] Depends how you use it (interpret THIS as you will...)
20. If you could have a superpower, what would it be? Evil bitch prescience
21. Your first kiss.....: Mo Meadows, my bedroom, 5/6 years ago. Yes, I was a late starter. I'd like to say I've more than made up for that, but I'd be lying.
22. You can do one last ting before you die... what is it? Take someone who's pissed me off with me.
23. Has anything amusing ever happened to you in connection with a spoon? [NB, this really does mean a spoon, as in a metal thing you use to eat soup, you sick little people] Not that I can recall.
24. If you could change one thing about the person who sent this to you, what would it be? She'd be a bit closer, geographically.
25. Describe your belief [or lack of, as the case may be] in the supernatural and/or God: Everything that actually happens is explainable by some scientific, universal process. Doesn't necessarily mean we've discovered what that is yet. And as for 'God'- what you believe, in the absence of hard and fast evidence either way, is undeniably your personal truth.
26. What is your most treasured item of clothing? My 3/4 length leather jacket (also used as a toolkit/ storage device/ utility coat/ generally useful implement holder)
27. Describe briefly your political stance: Apallingly underinformed.
28. You see a penny on the floor. What do you do? Pick it up: See a penny, pick it up, all the day you'll have... a penny. But every penny counts. Look after the pennies and he pounds will look after themselves [more cliches go here]
29. The first random word that enters your head at this precise moment: trowel
30. What can you see through the window in the room you are sitting in? The top of a tree, a house pn a hill, a telegraph wire and bits of the sky.
31. How would you rather die? My head blown off by a some kind of explosive or a big gun. Nice and quick.
32. What is most worrying you at the moment? What the hell I'm going to do with the rest of my life now that I've finished uni.
33. What are you wearing right now? A pair of boxers and a black Tshirt.
34. How did you sleep last night? in the boxers and Tshirt mentioned above, comfortably but not long enough.
35. What is the last thing you remember dreaming? I can't remember.. but I remember laughing at it's strangeness when I woke up this morning.
35. Who is your idea of the most physically attractive person? There are many, many, many women who fulfill this role to some degree. None any better than the others, all beautiful in their own way. But most of them have curly hair.
36. What is your favourite chat up line?I don't chat people up- I know it's not going to get me anywhere.
37. The first expletive that comes to your mind at this moment: Begium

BANISH THAT THING...[in this round, chose the object you'd most like to destroy slowly and painfully]

38. Busted/ Westlife: Yes
39. Guns/ Roses: Roses (they attract bees)
40. Pink/ Purple: Pink
41. Puppies/ Kittens: Kittens
42. People/Telephones: People (without them, the problem of telephones disappears too
43. Heavy metal/ Soft Jazz: Heavy metal
44. Science Fiction/ Romance: Romance
45. Clint Eastwood/ Brad Pitt: Brad Pitt

MOST HATED.... [does exactly as it says on the tin]

46. Film: Something teeny.
47. Flavour of ice-cream: Tutti Fruitti
48. Person: My brother
49. Animal: Bees
50. Band or singer: Oasis
51. Artist: Not sure
52. Politician: Most of them
53. Place: Spain (took C away from me )
54. Season: Summer
55. Joke: My life

MISCELLANEOUS.... [stuff that didn't really fit anywhere else]

56. When do you think the world will end? Last wednesday
57. Which school of philosophy do you belong to? I believe that when you die, it's just the ultimate lie- in.
58. What is the worst thing anybody could possibly do to you? Cheat on me
59. What is the best thing that has ever happened to you? Can't think
60. If I gave you a time machine/ Tardis what would you do? Travel through time and space, solving puzzles and having adventures!
61. What are your pet hates? Bad, shouty music, my brother, people who try to assert authority they haven't yet earned.
62. Who are your favourite authors? Adams, Clarke, Cornwell
63. What was the last CD you voluntarily listened to? Grace; Jeff Buckley, or Queen; Queen. I can't remember which it was.
64. Which song describes best how you feel at the moment? Last Goodbye; Jeff Buckley
65. Have you ever written a poem/ story in your spare time? Yes, many. Actually, bits of many.
66. Is there anything you are particularly anal about? SPaG
67. What is your greatest achievement? Getting a level 8 on the level 5-7 maths paper in my SATs
68. What do you most want to have in the future? A TARDIS
69. Say something about the state of your love life: Torn and twisted at the foot of a burning bike.
70. Estimate your IQ: 140ish
71. The first thing that comes to mind when I say "apple":sorbet
72. What is important to you in a relationship? Trust
73. What makes you enjoy working? Doing something I find interesting
74. Is there an area in life you feel you've failed at? Yes. Many, but mostly in the area of love/relationships/general women things
75. Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me? I'm always pleased to see you, baby
76. If I gave you a old, chewed-up dog toy as a birthday present, what would you do? Play with it. Chew it some more. Get you to throw it for me so that I could chase it, kill it and bring it back to you.
77. What are you thinking about right now? This survey.
78. What word would you add to the dictionary?I can't think of any that haven't already been added. It is the morning, still.
79. What is your native language? English.
80. How many of these 100 questions emails do you normally receive in a month? About 40. All from you.
81. Are clowns scary? Yes
82. What is the most pathetic innuendo you've ever heard? Can't think ofit, but I know I've heard some baaad ones.
83. What can't you live without? My guitars
84. What is the most disturbing thing ever said to you? People don't talk to me all that much.
85. Of all your friends, who has had the most impact on you? I have no idea...

FAMOUS LAST WORDS.... [self explanatory]

86. How do you normally say goodbye to friends? "See ya", "farewell" or "Bye then" with a little wave.
87. If you had just been in a tragic accident, and were now on your deathbed, what would you want your last words to be? I haven't had the chance/ inspiration to compose mine yet, but I like Oscar Wilde's: "Either the curtains go, or I do."
88. What is the last thing you said to someone?"So I'm meeting you at 4:30, then?"
89. What is the last thing you wrote by hand? A cheat for Max Payne 2, copied from a site on the net, and it didn't work.
90. What is the last website you visited? H2G2
91. What is the last thing you ate? A burger last night
92. What is the last emotion you felt? Boredom
93. When was the last argument you had? With my brother. he's such a t**t
94. What do you always find in the last place you look? Anything I'm looking for- I hardly ever carry on looking after I've found it.
95. What is the last thing you want to do today? Do you mean what is the last thing I want to do, just before I go to bed, or the last thing as in something I'd really not like to do at all? If it's the first, I think brushing my teeth might be a safe bet. The second, well, I'd say having my testicles sat on by a hippo.

IN CONCLUSION.... [some final things]

96. If you had written this quiz, what question would you have added? I wouldn't have.
97. How much was this quiz a waste of your time? A good 10 minutes or so
98. How much do you hate me for writing this quiz? Not at all. If I was really that emtional about it, I would just have ignored it.
99. Do you want your friends to write back? Yes, if I have any.
100. Rate this quiz out of 100: 12.

1. Full Name: Bubba Fretts
2. Preferred Name: Raymond
3. Gender [if any]: Male
4. Sexuality: Hetrosexual
5. Siblings: Brother and Sister
6. DOB: 21.5.77

LET'S PROBE FURTHER...[the more juicy personal stuff]

7. Tattoos: none
8. Piercings: none
9. What do you think people find most strange about you? accent
10. What is the thing you fear the most? being alone
11. How many fingers am I holding up? just a thunb
12. Describe your ideal partner [NB, no I am not running a dating service]: giggly and svelte
13. If you were to have a one-night stand with a cartoon character, who would it be? Cheetara
14. Preferred method of self-harm: alcohol
15. If, after a long and rather hazy night, you woke up in bed with Homer Simpson, what would your first reaction be? hope I was good.
16. You're on a desert island. How did you get there in the first palce? Alcohol, party, airplane...
17. Describe briefly your dress sense: passive aggressive
18. Which LoTR character are you most like? legolas
19. Is size important? [NB, interpret as you will...] yes
20. If you could have a superpower, what would it be? selective mind reading
21. Your first kiss.....: was great fun (in retrospect), her name was Ann. she was pretty, older and it was at a friends house eleven years ago
22. You can do one last ting before you die... what is it? finish this, mabey
23. Has anything amusing ever happened to you in connection with a spoon? [NB, this really does mean a spoon, as in a metal thing you use to eat soup, you sick little people] no
24. If you could change one thing about the person who sent this to you, what would it be? I'd make them richer
25. Describe your belief [or lack of, as the case may be] in the supernatural and/or God: lack of, total
26. What is your most treasured item of clothing? cowboy boots-fasion retard
27. Describe briefly your political stance: left of centre, even though it's not that fasionable anymore
28. You see a penny on the floor. What do you do? leave it
29. The first random word that enters your head at this precise moment: bright
30. What can you see through the window in the room you are sitting in? a hospital
31. How would you rather die? peacefully, painlessly and old
32. What is most worrying you at the moment? work
33. What are you wearing right now? shirt and tie
34. How did you sleep last night? very well
35. What is the last thing you remember dreaming? little house on the praire style setting
35. Who is your idea of the most physically attractive person? plain/pretty face, easy to chat to, no pretensions
36. What is your favourite chat up line? never used one
37. The first expletive that comes to your mind at this moment: the c word

BANISH THAT THING...[in this round, chose the object you'd most like to destroy slowly and painfully]

38. Busted/ Westlife: westlife
39. Guns/ Roses: guns
40. Pink/ Purple: pink
41. Puppies/ Kittens: puppies
42. People/Telephones: telephones
43. Heavy metal/ Soft Jazz: soft jazz
44. Science Fiction/ Romance: romance
45. Clint Eastwood/ Brad Pitt: brad pitt

MOST HATED.... [does exactly as it says on the tin]

46. Film: lost in translation, for it's lack of subtlety
47. Flavour of ice-cream: chocolate or pistacio
48. Person: bush
49. Animal: wasp
50. Band or singer: Blue
51. Artist: Tracy Emin, talentless
52. Politician: bush, again
53. Place: saltcoats
54. Season: winter
55. Joke: any knock-knock

MISCELLANEOUS.... [stuff that didn't really fit anywhere else]

56. When do you think the world will end? long after I'm gone
57. Which school of philosophy do you belong to? stoic
58. What is the worst thing anybody could possibly do to you? isolate me
59. What is the best thing that has ever happened to you? been given an enjoyable life to lead
60. If I gave you a time machine/ Tardis what would you do? indulge myself, see what really happened, prove the hipocritical religeous sobs wrong
61. What are your pet hates? stupidity
62. Who are your favourite authors? ian banks and will self
63. What was the last CD you voluntarily listened to? screamadelica
64. Which song describes best how you feel at the moment? slight return
65. Have you ever written a poem/ story in your spare time? yes
66. Is there anything you are particularly anal about? tidiness
67. What is your greatest achievement? I really made a difference in someones life once
68. What do you most want to have in the future? contentment
69. Say something about the state of your love life: it's very good
70. Estimate your IQ:
71. The first thing that comes to mind when I say "apple": fruit
72. What is important to you in a relationship? comunication
73. What makes you enjoy working? I make a difference
74. Is there an area in life you feel you've failed at? none
75. Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me? pleased to see you
76. If I gave you a old, chewed-up dog toy as a birthday present, what would you do? not sure depends on how chewed and what it used to be
77. What are you thinking about right now? why you would give someone an old dog toy
78. What word would you add to the dictionary? ba'sac (derivative of ball and sack)
79. What is your native language? english
80. How many of these 100 questions emails do you normally receive in a month? none
81. Are clowns scary? yes
82. What is the most pathetic innuendo you've ever heard? I won't say 'cos I said it!
83. What can't you live without? smoking
84. What is the most disturbing thing ever said to you? we'll have to move your operation forward 24 hours
85. Of all your friends, who has had the most impact on you? G

FAMOUS LAST WORDS.... [self explanatory]

86. How do you normally say goodbye to friends? Hug them
87. If you had just been in a tragic accident, and were now on your deathbed, what would you want your last words to be? the moneys in the..
88. What is the last thing you said to someone? see you in three months
89. What is the last thing you wrote by hand? review in three months
90. What is the last website you visited? overflowinggently.com
91. What is the last thing you ate? spearmint polo
92. What is the last emotion you felt? happy
93. When was the last argument you had? 3 days ago
94. What do you always find in the last place you look? glasses
95. What is the last thing you want to do today? have sex

IN CONCLUSION.... [some final things]

96. If you had written this quiz, what question would you have added? Why?
97. How much was this quiz a waste of your time? it wasn't
98. How much do you hate me for writing this quiz? not at all
99. Do you want your friends to write back? no
100. Rate this quiz out of 100: a 60

My previous answers have become mostly wrong, so I thought I'd spend a few minutes pointlessly correcting them

1. Full Name: Laura Bamford
2. Preferred Name: Laura
3. Gender [if any]: Female
4. Sexuality: Straight
5. Siblings: 3
6. DOB: 22/12/1983

LET'S PROBE FURTHER...[the more juicy personal stuff]

7. Tattoos: None
8. Piercings: Ears, one set, but don't wear earings very often
9. What do you think people find most strange about you? No idea
10. What is the thing you fear the most? Getting seperated (eg from my friends whilst out, go into a blind panic)
11. How many fingers am I holding up? If you're writing this, none
12. Describe your ideal partner [NB, no I am not running a dating service]: Male, puts up with and even joins in with my random outbursts of randomness
13. If you were to have a one-night stand with a cartoon character, who would it be? ??? None
14. Preferred method of self-harm: None
15. If, after a long and rather hazy night, you woke up in bed with Homer Simpson, what would your first reaction be? That I was dreaming
16. You're on a desert island. How did you get there in the first palce? On a boat
17. Describe briefly your dress sense: Mixed, what I feel like putting on at the time, but generally stuff that can cope with my tendancy to go over obstacles rather than round them
18. Which LoTR character are you most like? Perhaps Arwen? There's a shortage of female characters
19. Is size important? [NB, interpret as you will...] Depends, generally it does though in a practical sense.
20. If you could have a superpower, what would it be? I would say flight but I can be a little clumsy. Maybe telekenisis
21. Your first kiss.....: Depends on definition of first kiss. First proper kiss, well, I was drunk, so was he
22. You can do one last thing before you die... what is it? Go to a rainforest
23. Has anything amusing ever happened to you in connection with a spoon? [NB, this really does mean a spoon, as in a metal thing you use to eat soup, you sick little people] I used a wooden one to threaten people with in a history presentation ages ago. My friend and I also spent much of secondary school pretending to be plotting to kill the head mistress with a blunt spoon.
24. If you could change one thing about the person who sent this to you, what would it be? Nothing I can think of
25. Describe your belief [or lack of, as the case may be] in the supernatural and/or God: I don't care one way or the other, don't think it makes any difference. Probably best descrived as an open minded atheist.
26. What is your most treasured item of clothing? Hmm, I'd say my walking boots but not sure that counts.
27. Describe briefly your political stance: I watch the news, politicians are all so similar, but I'm more liberal than anything else
28. You see a penny on the floor. What do you do? Leave it, you don't know where it's been
29. The first random word that enters your head at this precise moment: Irradical
30. What can you see through the window in the room you are sitting in? Tree, cars, houses
31. How would you rather die? Not particularly bothered, but preferably not something slow
32. What is most worrying you at the moment? Disertation and module problems
33. What are you wearing right now? black trousers and a green t-shirt
34. How did you sleep last night? Well
35. What is the last thing you remember dreaming? I dreampt I was holding my boyfriend, unfortunately it was just the quilt
35. Who is your idea of the most physically attractive person? Well, there's a picture of my boyfriend on my space. If you really want to know, go lot
36. What is your favourite chat up line? Don't have one, don't need one, but never did use them
37. The first expletive that comes to your mind at this moment:

BANISH THAT THING...[in this round, chose the object you'd most like to destroy slowly and painfully]

38. Busted/ Westlife: Westlife
39. Guns/ Roses: Guns
40. Pink/ Purple: Pink
41. Puppies/ Kittens: Puppies, no kittens, no puppies
42. People/Telephones: telephones
43. Heavy metal/ Soft Jazz: argh!!!! Undecided, how about metal as the jazz is quieter
44. Science Fiction/ Romance: Romance
45. Clint Eastwood/ Brad Pitt: Impartial

MOST HATED.... [does exactly as it says on the tin]

46. Film: Currently how to loose a guy in 10 days
47. Flavour of ice-cream: Rum and raison
48. Person: blank
49. Animal: maybe tape worms
50. Band or singer: S club 8
51. Artist: blank
52. Politician: Don't know many to say, but tehre must be some world leader types
53. Place: Undecided, perhpas Milton Keynes Central
54. Season: the last bit of autumn and the first bit of spring and the bit where they overlap with winter
55. Joke: the old ones that really aren't funny

MISCELLANEOUS.... [stuff that didn't really fit anywhere else]

56. When do you think the world will end? 8 billion years or so, but if you believe my lecturers, we're heading for a tough time around 2012
57. Which school of philosophy do you belong to? Not sure, if there's one for being flummoxed but happy, I belong to that
58. What is the worst thing anybody could possibly do to you? See under 'most feared' - abandoning me
59. What is the best thing that has ever happened to you? Not going to go into full details because it's all a bit too sickly sweet
60. If I gave you a time machine/ Tardis what would you do? ask you where you got it from
61. What are your pet hates? Wind turbines, the word 'nice' and several other things I can't think of right now
62. Who are your favourite authors? The books I read greatly with the mood I'm in, but Terry Pratchett and Douglas Adams are the only authors whose books I can read in any mood
63. What was the last CD you voluntarily listened to? The Now Show, series one disk one
64. Which song describes best how you feel at the moment? Something quite soppy I'm afraid
65. Have you ever written a poem/ story in your spare time? Yes, many times
66. Is there anything you are particularly anal about? No
67. What is your greatest achievement? Not sure
68. What do you most want to have in the future? Well, I want to keep what I've got
69. Say something about the state of your love life: Very good
70. Estimate your IQ: No idea
71. The first thing that comes to mind when I say "apple": crumble
72. What is important to you in a relationship? Seem to have answered this twice already, only here I'll add 'respect'
73. What makes you enjoy working? Depends on what the work is, but in the case of my summer job, nothing
74. Is there an area in life you feel you've failed at? My mid teens
75. Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me? What pocket?
76. If I gave you a old, chewed-up dog toy as a birthday present, what would you do? Pleased you remembered my birthday (as so few people do)
77. What are you thinking about right now? Researcher PSG's coming to visit again on Thursday
78. What word would you add to the dictionary? diagnalism
79. What is your native language? English
80. How many of these 100 questions emails do you normally receive in a month? 1
81. Are clowns scary? Oh yes, very much so
82. What is the most pathetic innuendo you've ever heard? Not sure, I have a rather random memory
83. What can't you live without? Air, water and food (in that order). I wouldn't do very well without PSG either
84. What is the most disturbing thing ever said to you? Can't remember
85. Of all your friends, who has had the most impact on you? Ninners

FAMOUS LAST WORDS.... [self explanatory]

86. How do you normally say goodbye to friends? wave, say goodbyew, something along those lines
87. If you had just been in a tragic accident, and were now on your deathbed, what would you want your last words to be? Beep (though not many people would understand why)
88. What is the last thing you said to someone? 'Well done', to my housemate
89. What is the last thing you wrote by hand? It was a post-it note
90. What is the last website you visited? This one
91. What is the last thing you ate? Cucumber.
92. What is the last emotion you felt? Happy
93. When was the last argument you had? Can't remember, don't argue often
94. What do you always find in the last place you look? Whatever I'm looking for
95. What is the last thing you want to do today? Go to sleep

IN CONCLUSION.... [some final things]

96. If you had written this quiz, what question would you have added? None, though I'd probably have removed a few
97. How much was this quiz a waste of your time? about half an hour's worth
98. How much do you hate me for writing this quiz? Not at all
99. Do you want your friends to write back? If they like
100. Rate this quiz out of 100: 60 (too many questions)

I'm ging to re-do this thing to annoy people.

PERSONAL INFORMATION [the bit that we all should know anyway...but probably have forgotten]

1. Full Name: Oh come on, do you really think I'm stupid enough to release that over the Internet? I'm definitely not going to tell you that it's Cucullain Fionn Diarmaid Sebek Smith.
2. Preferred Name: Chris
3. Gender [if any]: Male
4. Sexuality: Hetero, and I know this because I kissed a dude during rag week, but felt no attraction afterwards. Turns out it was exactly the same as kissing a girl.
5. Siblings: One sister
6. DOB: 19/02/1986

LET'S PROBE FURTHER...[the more juicy personal stuff]

7. Tattoos: None (yet)
8. Piercings: None
9. What do you think people find most strange about you? Probably the fact that I hate mobile phones more than Satan hates God.
10. What is the thing you fear the most? Being standard.
11. How many fingers am I holding up? pi
12. Describe your ideal partner [NB, no I am not running a dating service]: Original, unique, daring, sexy (of course), red hair OR Japanese, naturally beautiful, intelligent.
13. If you were to have a one-night stand with a cartoon character, who would it be? Twilight Suzuka.
14. Preferred method of self-harm: That is wrong. That is just wrong.
15. If, after a long and rather hazy night, you woke up in bed with Homer Simpson, what would your first reaction be? Ah crap, the LSD stiall hasn't worn off.
16. You're on a desert island. How did you get there in the first place? Not sure...my memory's still a bit hazy from all that marijuana...
17. Describe briefly your dress sense: Non-existant.
18. Which LoTR character are you most like? Aragorn - I sometimes feel like I'm the uncrowned king of a lost nation (which in his case was Arnor. Lan in 'The Wheel of Time' is in a similar situation. Is this a recurring theme throughout fantasy.)
19. Is size important? [NB, interpret as you will...] If it is, the ladies should love me when I finally work up the courage to ask one of them out.
20. If you could have a superpower, what would it be? Photographic memory.
21. Your first kiss.....: During NUIG Freshers Week 2004, this girl was brought on stage in the college bar for some reason, and due to the fact that she was wearing pink boots, had to pay a forfeit of kissing 20 dudes, singing a song, stripping naked, or another one I can't remember. She chose the kisses, but ended up singing as well.
22. You can do one last thing before you die... what is it? Kill George Bush, Karl Rove, Dick Cheney, Suddam Hussein, and Osama bin Laden, as well as terrorists and oppressors everywhere, all in one fell swoop.
23. Has anything amusing ever happened to you in connection with a spoon? [NB, this really does mean a spoon, as in a metal thing you use to eat soup, you sick little people] Well, a couple of weeks ago, I used a spoon to unclog a shower in my house, and the gunk emerged from the drain with a very satisfying squelch...Oh wait, that's disgusting, not amusing. My last comment made the whole answer amusing, therefore this has become an amusing incident involving a spoon. [NB, What did you think I meant?]
24. If you could change one thing about the person who sent this to you, what would it be? Make her a redhead.
25. Describe your belief [or lack of, as the case may be] in the supernatural and/or God: I'm a neopagan, currently focussed on isis, and I pretty much make it up as I go along.
26. What is your most treasured item of clothing? My rag week T-shirt, which I got for kissing a dude.
27. Describe briefly your political stance: Very liberal in most respects, but willing to listen to conservatives.
28. You see a penny on the floor. What do you do? Ignore it. British money is no good in Ireland.
29. The first random word that enters your head at this precise moment: Dictionary
30. What can you see through the window in the room you are sitting in? The dead of night.
31. How would you rather die? Through an insanely intense orgasm (I know, I'm a sick loser).
32. What is most worrying you at the moment? Getting a summer job.
33. What are you wearing right now? Black pants with matching underwear, rag week T-shirt.
34. How did you sleep last night? Like a sloth. Had some trouble waking up due to hayfever which is bakc with a veangeance this year.
35. What is the last thing you remember dreaming? For some reason, that cats were supposed to have these holes in their feet, but in one of my many cats, the holes had closed up in keratin which looked like obsidian. In my dream, this was rather disgusting. Perhaos it happened because right before I nodded off, I was thinking about the time my sister's ear got clogged with wax.
35. Who is your idea of the most physically attractive person? Thin, but not too much. Reasonably large breasts, but totally natural. Long, wavy red hair.
36. What is your favourite chat up line? Did you hurt yourself, you've been running through my mind all day? (This one got me a kiss from a girl once, but it probably doesn't count as it was rag week and we were doing it for free beer, which was a bit of a waste since I don't drink - that's another thing people find weird about me. My friends are OK, but my mom can be pretty insistent I have a drink now and then.)
37. The first expletive that comes to your mind at this moment: The f-word, whoch got ed the last time I did this thing.

BANISH THAT THING...[in this round, chose the object you'd most like to destroy slowly and painfully]

38. Busted/ Westlife: WESTLIFE!!!!!!!!!one11111!!!!!!!!eleven!!!!!
39. Guns/ Roses: Guns kill, but orses hurt and give hayfever...Probably guns
40. Pink/ Purple: Purple
41. Puppies/ Kittens: Puppies, because kittens are so cute
42. People/Telephones: Telephones
43. Heavy metal/ Soft Jazz: Soft Jazz
44. Science Fiction/ Romance: Scifi if you mean ALL romance, but romance if you just mean the literary genre.
45. Clint Eastwood/ Brad Pitt: Clint Eastwood

MOST HATED.... [does exactly as it says on the tin]

46. Film: Gladiator
47. Flavour of ice-cream: Vanilla, the swirly kind that comes out of a machine
48. Person: Either George Bush II, president of the USA, or alan Geary, my secondary school bully.
49. Animal: This dog who chases me every time I ride my bike past her house.
50. Band or singer: RONAN KEATING.
51. Artist: Francis Bacon (or William Shakespeare, if you don't believe the conspiracies).
52. Politician: George Bush II.
53. Place: Majorca.
54. Season: Summer...Goddamn hayfever!!!
55. Joke: Anything suitable for children, or seen in a Hanna-Barbara show.

MISCELLANEOUS.... [stuff that didn't really fit anywhere else]

56. When do you think the world will end? The planet will end in 5*10^6 years. Humanity will end sooner. Society dies every nanosecond, and is replaced by an exceedingly similar though very slightly different one, as everyone grows and changes.
57. Which school of philosophy do you belong to? I don't follow philosophy, reason is enough for me.
58. What is the worst thing anybody could possibly do to you? Call me normal.
59. What is the best thing that has ever happened to you? Entering college.
60. If I gave you a time machine/ Tardis what would you do? Nothing - time travel creates so many paradoxes that were it ever used, the Universe would implode.
61. What are your pet hates? The corpoatization of all forms of art. Meaningless politenesses (I know there's a word for that, it's on the tip of my tongue, but it just won't come.) People who say "Success in 1% inspiration and 99% hard work." It's "99% perspiation," dips***. The original has a clever rhyme to make it stick; your version is just another annoying parental lecture.
62. Who are your favourite authors? Robert Jordan ATM, various other.
63. What was the last CD you voluntarily listened to? Iron Maiden, I forget the album name, it's the one with 'The Sign of the Cross' on it.
64. Which song describes best how you feel at the moment? None in particular
65. Have you ever written a poem/ story in your spare time? Yes, several.
66. Is there anything you are particularly anal about? The metric system, mobiles being evil, certain TV shows, video games in general.
67. What is your greatest achievement? Passing the Leaving Cert with 425 points and seven honours.
68. What do you most want to have in the future? The cure for AIDS, and world peace.
69. Say something about the state of your love life: Nonexistent.
70. Estimate your IQ: Several Internet tests indicate about 140.
71. The first thing that comes to mind when I say "apple": butt.
72. What is important to you in a relationship? Love
73. What makes you enjoy working? A sense of achievement
74. Is there an area in life you feel you've failed at? Love
75. Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me? It's a gun, though I am pleased to see you.
76. If I gave you a old, chewed-up dog toy as a birthday present, what would you do? Give it to my cats.
77. What are you thinking about right now? My cats playing with an old, chewed up dog toy.
78. What word would you add to the dictionary? Daes Dae'mar. If you're a Robert Jordan fan, you'll understand.
79. What is your native language? Canajan, I guess.
80. How many of these 100 questions emails do you normally receive in a month? Zero
81. Are clowns scary? No. I seem to be the only FREAK who finds non-evil clowns nor scary.
82. What is the most pathetic innuendo you've ever heard? Scrubs - DR. Miller: "Todd, if you want to be a member of my team, you'll have to get through this operation without making a single sexual innuendo." Todd: "In YOUR endo!"
83. What can't you live without? Food.
84. What is the most disturbing thing ever said to you? The time my mom said I make her feel stupid.
85. Of all your friends, who has had the most impact on you? Jamie or Muireann, not sure which. Maybe Mark.

FAMOUS LAST WORDS.... [self explanatory]

86. How do you normally say goodbye to friends? Seeya.
87. If you had just been in a tragic accident, and were now on your deathbed, what would you want your last words to be? May Anubis judge your souls lightly.
88. What is the last thing you said to someone? Yes.
89. What is the last thing you wrote by hand? A number in a sudoku.
90. What is the last website you visited? http://www.girlsandcorpses.com
91. What is the last thing you ate? A crunchy fudge thing.
92. What is the last emotion you felt? Sleepy, since I'm writing this at 2:12am and should have gone to bed an hour ago.
93. When was the last argument you had? My insstence that I had never been told I make people feel stupid (I hadn't), mom insisting she had.
94. What do you always find in the last place you look? Everything.
95. What is the last thing you want to do today? Watch 'South Park.'

IN CONCLUSION.... [some final things]

96. If you had written this quiz, what question would you have added? What is your favourite drug?
97. How much was this quiz a waste of your time? About an hours worth.
98. How much do you hate me for writing this quiz? Not at all.
99. Do you want your friends to write back? They cna do as thye wish.
100. Rate this quiz out of 100: 30*pi

PERSONAL INFORMATION [the bit that we all should know anyway...btu probably have forgotten]

1. Full Name: Ian
2. Preferred Name: Ian
3. Gender [if any]: Male
4. Sexuality: Hetro
5. Siblings: 1
6. DOB: 13/05/1980

LET'S PROBE FURTHER...[the more juicy personal stuff]

7. Tattoos: None
8. Piercings: None
9. What do you think people find most strange about you? My ability to spurt out gibberish in sensible situations
10. What is the thing you fear the most? vegetables
11. How many fingers am I holding up? ... 2.5
12. Describe your ideal partner [NB, no I am not running a dating service]: That'd be my girlfriend
13. If you were to have a one-night stand with a cartoon character, who would it be? , No comment...
14. Preferred method of self-harm: accidental
15. If, after a long and rather hazy night, you woke up in bed with Homer Simpson, what would your first reaction be? Supprise, Supprise and alarm.
16. You're on a desert island. How did you get there in the first palce? I ran
17. Describe briefly your dress sense: baggy, wooly jumpers and smart trousers
18. Which LoTR character are you most like? Gimli
19. Is size important? [NB, interpret as you will...] yes
20. If you could have a superpower, what would it be? X-ray vision
21. Your first kiss.....: Drunken, sloppy, never saw her again
22. You can do one last ting before you die... what is it? Trans-Siberian railway across Russia
23. Has anything amusing ever happened to you in connection with a spoon? [NB, this really does mean a spoon, as in a metal thing you use to eat soup, you sick little people] Not that I can Remember
24. If you could change one thing about the person who sent this to you, what would it be? ... their legs?
25. Describe your belief [or lack of, as the case may be] in the supernatural and/or God: Sceptical
26. What is your most treasured item of clothing? My biggest, baggiest wooly jumper
27. Describe briefly your political stance: Lets get Britain out of Europe
28. You see a penny on the floor. What do you do? You are assuming I was observant enough to see it!
29. The first random word that enters your head at this precise moment: Slobber?!?
30. What can you see through the window in the room you are sitting in? Trees, Clouds, Houses
31. How would you rather die? either never, or before I get old
32. What is most worrying you at the moment? Having a cold
33. What are you wearing right now? Smart trousers, baggy wooly jumper
34. How did you sleep last night? badly, and interupted by sneezing fits
35. What is the last thing you remember dreaming? I was too tired to dream
35. Who is your idea of the most physically attractive person? Someone who isn't related to me and shows me affection
36. What is your favourite chat up line? I've got a girlfreind, I don't know any now
37. The first expletive that comes to your mind at this moment: I couldn't tell you if i wanted to

BANISH THAT THING...[in this round, chose the object you'd most like to destroy slowly and painfully]

38. Busted/ Westlife: Yes
39. Guns/ Roses: Guns
40. Pink/ Purple: Pink
41. Puppies/ Kittens: Puppies
42. People/Telephones: Telephones
43. Heavy metal/ Soft Jazz: difficult... but Jazz
44. Science Fiction/ Romance: Romance
45. Clint Eastwood/ Brad Pitt: Brad Pitt

MOST HATED.... [does exactly as it says on the tin]

46. Film: Something Mushy and boring
47. Flavour of ice-cream: chocolate
48. Person: Either Bush, or Blair
49. Animal: I dont think there is a most hated...
50. Band or singer: Aqua
51. Artist: Don't know enough about art
52. Politician: Bush, or Blair
53. Place: Birmingham
54. Season: a really hot summer, or windy autumn
55. Joke: anything starting with "a man walks into a bar..."

MISCELLANEOUS.... [stuff that didn't really fit anywhere else]

56. When do you think the world will end? last week
57. Which school of philosophy do you belong to? pessimism count?
58. What is the worst thing anybody could possibly do to you? chop me up into little bits and post them to my loved ones
59. What is the best thing that has ever happened to you? started dating my girlfriend
60. If I gave you a time machine/ Tardis what would you do? keep it
61. What are your pet hates? deadlines, expensive rugby T-shirts, organisation
62. Who are your favourite authors? Pratchet... and historical authors
63. What was the last CD you voluntarily listened to? Smashing Pumpkins, Siamese Dreams
64. Which song describes best how you feel at the moment? *
65. Have you ever written a poem/ story in your spare time? Yes
66. Is there anything you are particularly anal about? No
67. What is your greatest achievement? Getting a job
68. What do you most want to have in the future? lots of free time
69. Say something about the state of your love life: busy
70. Estimate your IQ: 131
71. The first thing that comes to mind when I say "apple": Pie.. No No, I mean Crumble
72. What is important to you in a relationship? personality
73. What makes you enjoy working? not a lot really, an interesting casse to deal with?
74. Is there an area in life you feel you've failed at? yes
75. Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me? Don't own a gun...
76. If I gave you a old, chewed-up dog toy as a birthday present, what would you do? laugh, then be sarcastic about how much I liked it
77. What are you thinking about right now? sarcasm
78. What word would you add to the dictionary? Ngtuk
79. What is your native language? Gibberish... No Wait, English
80. How many of these 100 questions emails do you normally receive in a month? maybe one or two
81. Are clowns scary? Not last time I checked
82. What is the most pathetic innuendo you've ever heard? There are so many
83. What can't you live without? oxygen, food, liquid
84. What is the most disturbing thing ever said to you? *shudders at the memory, and refuses to answer*
85. Of all your friends, who has had the most impact on you? Adrian... But i don't think you'd know him

FAMOUS LAST WORDS.... [self explanatory]

86. How do you normally say goodbye to friends? varies
87. If you had just been in a tragic accident, and were now on your deathbed, what would you want your last words to be? I left the treasure hidden under...
88. What is the last thing you said to someone? Thanks
89. What is the last thing you wrote by hand? an adress and phone number
90. What is the last website you visited? www.funtrivia.com
91. What is the last thing you ate? white maltesers
92. What is the last emotion you felt? sorry for myself
93. When was the last argument you had? yesterday
94. What do you always find in the last place you look? Everything. I stop looking once i have found it.
95. What is the last thing you want to do today? Work

IN CONCLUSION.... [some final things]

96. If you had written this quiz, what question would you have added? How do you eat yours?
97. How much was this quiz a waste of your time? about 3/4 an hour I could have been working... And thanks, I've enjoyed it
98. How much do you hate me for writing this quiz? about this much
99. Do you want your friends to write back? Yes
100. Rate this quiz out of 100: 7 out of 10