h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*finds some lab safety glasses*

Good idea

*feeds fizzing mixture to nearby duck*

*watches with anticipation*

*duck waddled away towards corner and sits down, quaking*

That was disapointing. Maybe poking it with a stick will help.

*gets out her handy stick and pokes the duck with it, causing it to quack louder*

How odd that sticks never quacked before, it normally barks

It's no laughing matter when your barking stick begins to quack

perhaps you just picked up the wrong stick this morning?

*pokes the good Dr with it causing the stick to bark*

Nope definatly the right stick

perhaps your stick dosn't like poking ducks....

*pokes the duck again. the duck promptly starts doing an impression of Stephen Fry*

nope! prodding that don't do nowt

for an howitzer

It's too late, my experiment was a complete failure, the duck is still alive.

*tosses fizzing mixture into bin, where it melts the bin and the floor underneath*

Blowing up the duck might help though.

did you blindfold the duck first ? as it could have been a Peking duck

bloody hell! look at the dust here It'll cost a bomb (or a nuke at least) to clean the lab up

its an experiment... to see if you can make dust snowmen...

BUT! the dust is THAT high I can't see over it

well... i admit it got a little out of hand...

I was scared it could have mutated into something uncontrollable

ah well... I wasn't going to bring it up but as you mention it...
*nervous laugh*