h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

If I get it... I would like to have a weapons locker-room...


So I can work on my own and let others use them etc etc...



I don't care about promotions though... I hate taking credit for things...


The locker-room would be more than sufficient...





I'll be bringing her in soon...






SErj

your room shall be provided

Ta...



Gotta get her first though...



(She suggested I pick up the bounty on you instead... but don't worry... loyalty is towards you and the Assassins Guild at the mo)



Serj

and as long as it is you get payed

I claimed to switch sides and offered some poision. The wrong person took it, and were not even suspicious that a drink offered by an assasin might be poisoned.

How they have surived this long I don't know.

It seems her survival is due to a traitor in the guild. Still his methods have given me the idea for an alternate plan, I just need to find a way to put it into motion without him finding out and passing on the information.

Is there anyone else in this guild trying to conduct assasinations by stealth and guile rather than all out combat? If so I could use a hand.

stelth
thats a word like to hear

The new plan is in motion, we'll have to wait and see if it works.

The only problem is that if it works there are three people who could arguably claim the credit.

No more bounty? Oh well I've told Kleo all she needs to know to avoid the plan thats in motion.

In case your wondering I figured since Wonkos cures can result in death, it would be particularly ironic if that were what made the kill for me. However to make it happen I needed to manipulate probability - I decided to acheive this with the anchient art of feung-shui. I got our newest member to act as a ninja-interior decorator and deliver some furnature which would change the chi flow of her space to ensure the "cure" killed her. I jus popped in a told her not to accept the sofa :P

I suppose I could have just told the new assasin not to carry out the plan...but I think he needs to learn distrust. Any chance of a promotion for my efforts?