h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

That or maybe I get impatient 'Cuz I'm a jumpy kind of person sometimes.
What was that?! see what I mean?

oh dear, yes. just try not to hit your head on the ceiling

Thorn: (Come to think of it) : "I do happen to be gifted with a particularly thick though..." *, oops.*

If you're jumpy, that means you're probably also alert, a good thing in an assassin.
Also, you only must kill those you are sent to kill, not their cohorts (although you can kill them if you like). At least, I'm fairly certain that's the rule.
Would you like some ?

Thorn: "Ah, yes... I see (Also yes, please on the )." *As he bows there can be heard a small gong that must have been struck, except that it is sleightly off pitch.* "Thank you."

hooray for there should always be !!!

*sniffs * just to be sure that it does not seem poisonous or mutagenic...* *but wait a sec. That's not my guy's specialty...* *Goes }Urgh!{ doubled over...Mutating... into-a ninja-turtle?!
*turns back...*

if i knew what that meant, i might comment on it

Due to some Molecular rearrangement confusion... My character's body has confusingly taken on the guise of an 1980s - early 90s saturday morning cartoon show...temporarily.
}Sighs (about neglecting to watch it w/being convoluted/incoherent){

oh dear, that can't be very comfortable. i suggest you just sit down and eat your it'll make you feel better

*gives Thorn an apple*

That was impressive, several SINGLE posts, you should point them out to Reef.

*Throws the apple at his own head* "Look! Look! I did a Newton!" <-As though it were supposed to be some sort of a hat-trick.
I think I scared them off line by accident. Oops. , etc.

Thanks for the + the apple though. I'm kinda jumpier than usual as of late. It's finals week, my first semester at college + really stupid thugs have taken it into their heads that they own the overpass that my train stop is on... (In RL). *Jumps up and,-watch, my head goes through the ceiling & into the attic a ways.* <- Of course,-that doesn't mean that they are so stupid as to not figure out that I've once again outwitted them both verbally and physically (1 on 3. <-yes, that's really brave... isn't it? they have 2 more kicking around the opposite street curb for just in case). Then they get that much the angrier the next time.

oh dear, 3 in a row
u know, u could just wait until someone else posts & then just continue yr rant in installments...

I suppose so...
That you're right...
}sighs{

If I could still remember.
<-I have... you are all [thus] 'spared'...

I'll just post here so Thorn doesn't feel bad about replying...

*goes }Phew!{ <-sigh of relief* "I promise not to rant again..."
*has an idea to maybe start a riff-aholics anonymous...*

it's ok, we don't mind you ranting, just try to keep it all contained in one post if you possibly can

"But-I don't like to riff [about things (verbally)]..." *rants about that*