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The Hootoo Election
SuperMoo: Now With Even More Online-ness Started conversation Sep 13, 2005
I'm here for the regular tribute...
...sorry...I mean...I'm here to ask if the assassins guild will support the Ozark Party under Hypatia in the 2nd Hootoo Elections...The Evil Army is the official army of the party and, if Hypatia is elected, will be the presidential army...
Go forth, pledge your support...
A5645531 - Ozark Party HQ
The Hootoo Election
J Posted Sep 13, 2005
We may need some assassinations once the election's over anyways. 
There's a guy down in Cuba and a few nosy badgers we wouldn't mind rubbing out 
Ah. But that's only after the election, see? Our campaign is committed to a no kidnapping/murder rule We're taking the high road on that.
The Hootoo Election
SuperMoo: Now With Even More Online-ness Posted Sep 13, 2005
assassination isn't murder...it's more like...the Sanitation Services...a nessecity for good hygene...
The Hootoo Election
MadHank (Master of Forgeting, and Returning Awesome guy) Posted Sep 16, 2005
I'll not go for it. i perfer to keep out of politics, unless I am hired to kill one. Damn Poititions.
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