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Alexandre Petits-Pantalons Posted Jul 1, 2003
I am sure there is a nice warm bed somewhere in here. Is this the new BB house?
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Legbreaker Posted Jul 1, 2003
In the new, unsullied, pristine, BB house the first two new housemates drifted peacefully off to sleep. Alex was already snoring lightly in the boys bedroom, while Legs was quietly arranging some personal possessions in the girls bedroom. All bets were off, everything was possible: this was indeed a New Beginning for everyone.
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Alexandre Petits-Pantalons Posted Jul 2, 2003
But it was a little too quiet. Where had everyone gone?
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Alexandre Petits-Pantalons Posted Jul 2, 2003
Welcome, peaceful one.
A brief outline for the day:
Newsreader of the day: Sophie Raworth;
Flower; tulip;
Herb: coriander;
Weather: mild, strong westerly breeze, cloudy with showers;
'Then I heard the children singing/They were running through the rainbows. They were singing a song for you/Well it seemed to be a song for you.'
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El Bandido del Catmint. Posted Jul 2, 2003
Ah ha!
Can we put up a sign saying "Strictly no trolls" ?
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Alexandre Petits-Pantalons Posted Jul 2, 2003
I'll get Haz to put a sign up at the door to the house. She seems to be ruthlessly efficient when it comes to DIY.
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Alexandre Petits-Pantalons Posted Jul 2, 2003
I would suggest the garden shed but there is a strange bowler-hatted chap reading his King James bible in there.
Try PP's room. He won't mind; he likes bikes.
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Alexandre Petits-Pantalons Posted Jul 2, 2003
I see we are in the presence of greatness. Isaac Vivian (Albert?) has shimmered into the house...
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Legbreaker Posted Jul 2, 2003
It looks even better in daylight, doesn't it? Who's here then?
p.s. breakfast of the day - Jamaican veg. pattie - & it's very Hot!
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IVA Richards Posted Jul 2, 2003
I'm here Legbreaker.
Surely if it's Jamaican, it's a patty, not a pattie? And what are you doing having it for breakfast for crying out loud? Do you live in South London or something (many's the time I've picked up such an item from the chippie when drunk, and instantly regretted it).
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Legbreaker Posted Jul 2, 2003
Let me guess. IVA Richards must be a c****eter so you must be Pat? Yes - I do live in Sth London but don't usually have a patty (you are right abt the spelling) for breakfast.. Just a whim when I went out to get the paper.
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