h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I thought you'd like it. Now don't use a serviette, just wipe the surplus back ont my vest. Waste not, want not.

Wow they've announced the award results for the best facial hair on any hero or villain living or dead at http://www.h2g2.com/forumframe.cgi?forum=12708&thread=14454

They're just waiting for Evil Giraffe to give his speech.

[wipes surplus onto Vestboy's vest.]

In an attempt to be brief (the less I talk, the less I risk doing something dangerous) I will now end this message.

(to understand why I am refraining from doing anything dangerous, see the race forum)

What the hells this about a duck? I turn my back for 2 weeks and the plot disintergrates immediatly. Blancmange - I hate to say it but the Vest Boy has it right. Where is everyone?? Has a new and more challenging forum opened up? What's going on? Where am I? Who am I? What shall I have for lunch?

Oh yeh and I'm a bit of a veggie, sorry, not very into eating the blood dripping chunks of of flesh at all. (But hey! That's in reality!)

Here Fate - have this blood dripping hunk of flesh. It's not virtually fat free it's just virtual!

Given that then I would alsmost eat it, but you'd only use it as an excuse to eat my Rich Tea, so thanks Goodyboy, but no thanks, I'll stick with my biccies, sugar is evil stuff after all...

HEATHEN!!! SUGAR IS THE ELIXER OF LIFE! WITHOUT WITH THERE IS NOTHING!!!

Are you talking to me Dischord? I very nearly choked there, what on earth do you think you're doing shouting like that in my ear?
Pay attention will you. You are Evil. I am Evil. Sugar is Evil. I am eating Evil Rich Tea Biscuits. They are full of sugar.
How does that make me a Heathen?

Oh, right, sorry. I kinda forgot about that.

I love it when they fight!

You shut up Vesty, you Dischord, if you're thick you must be good (this has been discussed elsewhere, go look for it) *phew* Glad I'm not only one who doesn't read postings properly

I'm intending to become a weevle, can i please live in your biscuits?

err... I suppose so but I'm not carrying you in my picnic hamper mind, so I'll just leave a little pile of them over here for you (they're lemon puffs - no one likes em so they've gone a bit soft, is that ok?)

Would that be an evil weevil?

=B>

thats ok i dont mind at all, deffinatly an evil weevle, but harmless, i'm saving up for a Garibaldi next year

Uhm, hello?

*The echo momentarily overpowers the drippings in this vast, empty space.*

So, anybody looking to pick a fight?

*Makes obscene gesture and then *

*Swings a punch which lands heavily on the echo.*
Cop that!





Cop that!

(*poofs* into existence behind Vestboy silently, sneaks up and headlocks him from the back, holding something mildly sharp looking against his neck.)

Don't move or you'll be-

um...

Sliced, I guess.

(puts a slight bit of pressure against his neck.)

*poof*

*The green spiky-headed alien, Kudos, appears next to Red Fox, pointing his Binary Blaster at the general populace of the forum*

[Kudos] Don't try nothin' funny, or you ALL get to see things as bits and bytes!