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Post 21

Vestboy

No, I think she means Judge Duck - friend of the thumbless judge Justice Fingers. Either way you're guilty EG and you're gonna get what's comin' to you!


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Post 22

The Duke of Dunstable

My guess is that she means Judge Reinhold. At least the hearing will be funnier that way.


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Post 23

Discordia Man

How 'bout the Potato Judge from Conan 'O Brien? He's cool. "Kill Him! Cut out his eyeballs!"









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Post 24

The Duke of Dunstable

As long as it isn't Judge Dredd or some such juvenile thing...


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Post 25

Discordia Man

Yeah, that game sucked...


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Post 26

Jenny and Fred the cheese

Trial by duck :- a complicated pattern of seeds is laid on the ground some containing a small amount of poison, the duck is let lose on this, when it has consumed enough poison it drops dead, the exact possision of his demise determins the guilt, it always works


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Post 27

Vestboy

So we're looking for a duck poisoner. Egad, I should have realised.
I suspect Fowl play. I suspect a nimble witted ferret.


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Post 28

Jenny and Fred the cheese

no, a weasle i think, observe the size of the footprints


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Post 29

The Duke of Dunstable

Or observe, even, the shape of the footprints?


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Post 30

Jenny and Fred the cheese

whatever


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Post 31

Evil Giraffe

Loz, they seem to be trying to accuse you of the heinous crime of duck murder. Run, run ... or perhaps scuttle, scuttle for your life!


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Post 32

Fluke

Evil, what's happened to Fate? I haven't seen her around in a while.


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Post 33

Evil Giraffe

She is on an evil-yet-subtle secret mission. =B>

Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaa-haaaaaaaaaaa-ha!


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Post 34

Vestboy

Loz, I have on the highest authority has left the country to try and scupper the Eclipse in Hungary.

We will have to await for his return before we try him fairly and then hang him.


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Post 35

Olaf the, er, Hesitant

My duck just fell over next to a man who turned out to be Lord Lucan. I think you're onto something here, Jenny.


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Post 36

Vestboy

It's that voice! I'm sure it's Olaf! The invisibility potion is still working after all this time. Here, man. Take this bandage and wrap yourself in it so we can see where you are.

*noise of bandage being wrapped*

Well actually I meant wrap it around _all_ of you. If you were visible you'd look like Ghandi - as it is it looks like a bandage birds nest with a lump at the front.

Oh, your facing the other way.

Did someone frighten you?


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Post 37

TRED





.......what's a Blancmange?


perhaps I don't know this because I am living in an aloof society (America)


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Post 38

TRED

Oh, and Fate, you're just going to have to find out what is going on when the time comes.

Just know that you won't die until after that happens...so, as long as that event hasn't happened, you know that any dire-looking situation will only end in your survival for you must live to hear me say "thank you" in some future.


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Post 39

Vestboy

You'll get a squint staring into that crystal ball Tred.
A blancmange is a milk pudding (like a custard that slithers and slips down your throat), Here, scratch one of the pink stains on my vest and have a lick.

No, not that one! That's cough medicine.


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Post 40

TRED

Well, I was developing a sniffle anyway, so I'll try that one and then move on to the Blancmange. Thanks.

Mmmmm...tasty.


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