h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

No, I think she means Judge Duck - friend of the thumbless judge Justice Fingers. Either way you're guilty EG and you're gonna get what's comin' to you!

My guess is that she means Judge Reinhold. At least the hearing will be funnier that way.

How 'bout the Potato Judge from Conan 'O Brien? He's cool. "Kill Him! Cut out his eyeballs!"

As long as it isn't Judge Dredd or some such juvenile thing...

Yeah, that game sucked...

Trial by duck :- a complicated pattern of seeds is laid on the ground some containing a small amount of poison, the duck is let lose on this, when it has consumed enough poison it drops dead, the exact possision of his demise determins the guilt, it always works

So we're looking for a duck poisoner. Egad, I should have realised.
I suspect Fowl play. I suspect a nimble witted ferret.

no, a weasle i think, observe the size of the footprints

Or observe, even, the shape of the footprints?

whatever

Loz, they seem to be trying to accuse you of the heinous crime of duck murder. Run, run ... or perhaps scuttle, scuttle for your life!

Evil, what's happened to Fate? I haven't seen her around in a while.

She is on an evil-yet-subtle secret mission. =B>

Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaa-haaaaaaaaaaa-ha!

Loz, I have on the highest authority has left the country to try and scupper the Eclipse in Hungary.

We will have to await for his return before we try him fairly and then hang him.

My duck just fell over next to a man who turned out to be Lord Lucan. I think you're onto something here, Jenny.

It's that voice! I'm sure it's Olaf! The invisibility potion is still working after all this time. Here, man. Take this bandage and wrap yourself in it so we can see where you are.

*noise of bandage being wrapped*

Well actually I meant wrap it around _all_ of you. If you were visible you'd look like Ghandi - as it is it looks like a bandage birds nest with a lump at the front.

Oh, your facing the other way.

Did someone frighten you?

.......what's a Blancmange?


perhaps I don't know this because I am living in an aloof society (America)

Oh, and Fate, you're just going to have to find out what is going on when the time comes.

Just know that you won't die until after that happens...so, as long as that event hasn't happened, you know that any dire-looking situation will only end in your survival for you must live to hear me say "thank you" in some future.

You'll get a squint staring into that crystal ball Tred.
A blancmange is a milk pudding (like a custard that slithers and slips down your throat), Here, scratch one of the pink stains on my vest and have a lick.

No, not that one! That's cough medicine.

Well, I was developing a sniffle anyway, so I'll try that one and then move on to the Blancmange. Thanks.

Mmmmm...tasty.