h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Dahling - by now he *knows* I can swim! my best chance is to offer him a beer at the end of the day!

If you come over - he might offer more of a rescue Or better still his well built companion might fling himself in the water to save us both. ( this one was the less hunky of the squadron)

In America, apparently women give men demerits if they show up for a date wearing speedos. They get another demerit if the top two buttons of their shirts are unbuttoned. Women must have different attitudes where you are, lanzababy.

It depends on the body wearing those garments, I reckon

Don't worry, I doubt they make speedos my size

I recon I oughta be able to do a pretty good impression of someone drowning... actually that is pressuming I can* still swim... its been a long while

? if life's a beachwhat's the tide ?

well it must depend whether the tide's in or out,Prof, high or low, spring or neap. Once that has been decided it all depends whether the water is warm enough for a paddle.


As for the speedos - it's a European thing. And if any of you are interested in comparing women's bathing attire - believe me speedos cover about three or four times the amount of flesh that women's bikini bottoms cover these days.

can't afford a holiday or a day out to the coast to check it out

so far, still only rain in our north, but Scotland and Ireland had BAD snowfall

Was just listening to the radio a bit ago... missed which bit of the country it was but there was some talk about areas having been affected by power cuts and people having to be rescued (I think they may have been talking about Northern Ireland... but I was only half-hearing it from the kitchen where I was slicing up a baguette I baked for my breckfast )

So the women are even more scantly clad than the lifeguards? I'm so lucky I can just drool over either sex

You know 2legs, in the words of Linda from 'Gimme Gimme' bisexuals are just greedy!

That is something... I cannot deny Mind, I do like to confuse people by using the term 'pansexual' from time to time... but even I ain't quite* sure waht the 'eck 'pansexual' means
I blame my Father...

greedy? yes perhaps

but if you are not bisexual you are missing 50 percent of the fun

or so i'm told

If we ask her nicely, Nancy the Dragon may be able to make speedos in your size, Pierce.