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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Feb 26, 2004
*gets t the bottom of the rope and folows to noise to find the light bee*
ah here we go...
best get it back so it can be fixed and... reactivated i suppose although the peace and quiete is nice... darn that oath... if i hadent taken it i would feel fine about leting this thing discharge permenently...
*puts the lightbee in her pocket and starts to climb back up the rope*
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Feb 26, 2004
*gets to the top of the rope and goes out of the cargo bay carrying the light bee to the medics*
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Mar 28, 2004
*walks into the cargo bay*
now what was it... Anti G-shots and... a clabrator of some sort...
*goes looking*
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Ace Rimmer [pretending] Posted Mar 28, 2004
/overcom/ My dear doctor, how is it going?/com/
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Mar 28, 2004
theres a lot of junk down here sir,
thruster calibrator wasent it...
*pulls some boxies out of the way*
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Ace Rimmer [pretending] Posted Mar 28, 2004
/for the last smegging time Doc, call me Ace! Yes, a thruster calibrator was it. Keep looking, the crate should be marked "JMC Standard ship maintenance gear class 5"/
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Mar 28, 2004
Sorry sir... erm i mean Ace...
I... I... 
so sory about that mister Ace sir... erm...
*keeps looking till she finds the crate and a box of anti G-shots next to it*
found them Ace, I will bring them up...
*pushes the crate towards the door*
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Ace Rimmer [pretending] Posted Mar 28, 2004
/don't worry about it doc, it's just... every time you call me that you make me remember that smegging pathetic brown-nose son of a maggot/
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Mar 28, 2004
oh ok Ace...
but when people called him it it dident hold any respect...
theres a difference when people call you sir Ace...
*pushes crait out of the cargobay*
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Ace Rimmer [pretending] Posted Jun 10, 2004
*runs through the massive cargo decks and hides behind a container of Anus Soothe Pile Cream. The easy-to-apply cream that comes with its own special glove*
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Commander Xerxes Thamian Meridian Posted Jun 10, 2004
*creeps in, pulling the grenade's pin*
*creeps over to the container of Anus Soothe Pile Cream and throws the plasma grenade behind it , flipping off the lever as he does so, and Rimmer screams*
*scream is drowned out by the sudden tidal wave of sound produced by the grenade going off, and is cut out completely as the light-bee is left flickering on the floor due to Ar**-h**e Judas-iscariot 'smeghead with a beehive' Rimmer being caught in the blast*
*picks up the light bee and walks out with it to the medibay to sort out the programming*
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Ace Rimmer [pretending] Posted Jul 11, 2004
*walks in and climbs into a very large over turned walk-in crate stuffed with pillows. There is a small study lamp attached to the ceiling. Rimmer sits down and starts writing down all of Thamians violations.*
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- 121: Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! (Feb 26, 2004)
- 122: Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! (Feb 26, 2004)
- 123: Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! (Mar 28, 2004)
- 124: Ace Rimmer [pretending] (Mar 28, 2004)
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- 126: Ace Rimmer [pretending] (Mar 28, 2004)
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- 128: Ace Rimmer [pretending] (Mar 28, 2004)
- 129: Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! (Mar 28, 2004)
- 130: Ace Rimmer [pretending] (Jun 10, 2004)
- 131: Commander Xerxes Thamian Meridian (Jun 10, 2004)
- 132: Ace Rimmer [pretending] (Jun 10, 2004)
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