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my favourite has to be in blackadder goes forth, i forget which episode, but baldrick reads out some of his war poems, one in particular.

"boom boom boom boom. boom boom boom boom. boom boom boom boom!"

"boom boom boom boom perhaps?"

"yes sir how did you guess?!"

No, no, no - the best BEST moment has to be in the third series - in Ink and Incabability

"So you're asking where the papery thing tied up with string belonging to the batey fellow in the black coat who just left is?"

"Yes, Baldrick, I am. And if I do not shortly have an answer, the booted boney thing with five toes on the end of my leg will soon connect with the soft dangly collection of objects in your trousers. For the last time, where is Dr. Johnson's manuscript?"

"On the fire"

"On the what?"

"The hot orangey thing under the stony mantlepiecy thing"

The laughter will never cease

Baldricks finest hour has to come in when Blackadder is teaching him how to count in Series II.

If I have two beans, and then I add two more beans what will I have?
A very small caserole sir.

And that is just one line from one of the most sustainedly funny conversations from any of the series

Baldrick is a great character and has many comedy moments but the best has got to be in Ink and Incapability in the third series when they're rewriting tbe dictionary and Baldrick says, "C- big wobbly thing that mermaids live in," followed by his definition of dog as, "not a cat," true Baldrick stupidity.

I think this exchange is one of the funniest moments of the entire series! This also happens to be my favorite episode. "Once upon a time there was a lovely little sausage named Baldrick..."

Thats "Goodbyeee". I got the book (Black Adder the whole damn dynasty) and have memorised most of the words to all the episodes and both movies(but they arent in the book.)!!!!!!

Baldrick RULES!!! his pure stupidness is SO funny!!!!!! i quote;
"Thats one, two, three,FOUR! so how many are there?"
(short pause)
"three...."
"What!"
"and that one."
Did you know the millenium movie was the last?!!!??

from series 1:

Baldrick: seethe, seethe, seethe. if he goes on seething like that much longer he'll turn into a seethe.

from series 4:

BA: i spy with my bored little eye, something beginning with T

Baldrick: Breakfast!!

BA: What?

Baldrick: My breakfast always begins with tea; then i have a little sausage then a egg with some little soldiers.

BA: When i said T, i was talking about a letter

Baldrick: No, my breakfast never begins with a letter - the postman doesn't come till ten thirty!

I'm still laughing

Yes i liked that one aswell it was wicked

ooh, i forgot (from series 2):

'the arrow did not actually enter my body. by a lucky million to one chance my willy got in the way!'

"You mustn't do that to me, Sir, because that is a bourgeois act of repression."

Definitely my fave Baldrick moment.

Probably "He looks like a bird who's swallowed a plate".

to me the best Baldrick moment is the one in ink and incapadibility that has already been talked about. Booted boney thing- that is the funniest and wittiest way for someone to say that they are going to kick you in the nuts i have ever seen.

Hy everybody!

I'm a boy from Hungary and I love (and I have) all of the Black Adder Series!

My favourite character is Mr. Black Adder! But I like all person!

I saw the series in hungarien language and I can't translate it good.
But my favourite is:

"What will you do if you have 100.000 money?"
"I will buy a radish!"
"What will you do if you have 1.000.000 money?"
"Oh, If I have 1.000.000 I will buy a great radish!"

And then Lord Baldrick()buy it and:
"This Is my dream-radish..."

Gratest Commedy Serie of All Time!!!!

It's a turnip over here.

"we are not at home to Mr Cock-up" classic.

Baldrick the poet from Goodbyeee, series 4-
"Listen to the words I sing
War is a horrid thing
So I sing,sing,sing
Ding-a-ling-a-ling."
and not forgetting the masterpeice:
"Boom boom boom boom
Boom boom boom boom
Boom boom boom boom
Boom boom boom boom"
Baldricks imagination in a nutshell!

My favourite Balders moment is definently the whole beans sequence in Head from Blackadder II

Oh Baldrick,how weve grown to love those cunningly witting conversations!I particularly love the bit in the Bells episode when Baldrick is dressed as a bridesmaid and the dimwitted Percy exclaims how gorgeous he looks believing him to be a woman rather than the hideous creature he actually is and says,"go on you little tease you know you want to give us a kiss!" Baldrick just mutters, "ok if you say so!" Then of course the horror finally emerges that it is actually Baldrick,aarrggh!

George: I spy with my little eye, something begining with. . . T!
Baldrick: Breakfast! Breakfast always begins with T. And then I have a little sausage. . .