h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*A simulation of the book Pride and Prejudice OR a chance to interact with the book's characters*

* EE appears in a greenish woodland with a brown path leading its way in between*

*looks around feeling vaguely intrigued and a little lost*

Hello.......<?>

* Mrs. Bennet and the Bennet children show up *

*appears out of thin air*
Ahh... Pride and Prejudice, a classical piece of literature.
Now where's EE?

*appears with moustache, boufont hair-style and red period clothing*

*looks at Bennet sisters...*

*whispers to Rimmer* Wow! There's so hot they're steaming!

*looks at cat with disgusting look*
Do you ever think with your 'brain'?

Yeah! I think 'WOOOOOOOAAARGGGHHH!'

*gives Cat an evil, then stops, realing that if it wasn't for him, she's still be shape changing*

*looks nervously at Mrs Bennnet*

What do you suggest we do, guys<?>

I don't know, coz I'm still trying to figure out what the smeg is going on.

*Mrs. Bennet looks expectantly*

*walks slowly toward the house, unsure of what is expected*

*for first time in her life, wishes she'd studied this book in school*

BENNET: Hellow Ms...? I'm Mrs. Bennet and these are my daughters...

*group laugh*

Prehaps you'd like to join us for tea in Mr. Biiiiingley's gazebo?

Ermm... I'm Ms Elevator... Errmm...

I'd be delighted<?> Ermm..

Pray do tell where the gazebo is...

Hey what about me?

Well... Why don't you some along to the gazebo, which I'm sure will be delightful and charming and quaint.

*realises that nobody is about to help her out with this one*

Okay... I know nothing about Pride and Prejudice, so first I need to change that. Being of electronic mind, it should be easy for me to hack into this program using my interface and alter the coding into something I do know something about....

*goes into a trance*

*blinks*

did anything happen<?>

*Looks around at the blocky, primative landscape*

I guess it worked. It's old, it's primative, but it should do the job.

Now, I need to identify the virus. And then find an antivirus.The rest of the crew seems to be missing from the A/R suite, so I take it an emergency has cropped up. I only hope it won't be likely to damage me whilst I'm in here.

< It's-a-me Mario! Dum dum dum ti-ti tum. La la laa, la lal la la. lallel lal al la lal-la-la... >

<... ps- yay! you entered! >

*looks around*

I guess I aught to try and knock a block to find a mushroom to make me bigger...
Eating mushrooms... trippy...

*bangs head on a golden brick*
Ouch!
*A giant mushroom speeds off along the top of the brick*
*chases after the mushroom*
*jumps on the mushrom*
*grows by several feet*

Trippy man....

*A giant monkey comes steaming against EE, swinging a barrel over his head*