h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

THE CAST-

The Enigmatic Prime Minister Lord Commander Doctor Michael K Mills MQB-The hero of the Lord Mike saga(hence the saga being named after him)Lord Mike discovered his destiny when he stepped up to stop the Evil Stainless Steel Rat, who wished to take over the boards. Lord Mike is a cunning and resourceful defender of the boards who can defeat his enemies with the use of the big thing between his ear...no not his nose, his brain, and also his infamous cane.

Sir Lance Baylis-Lord Mikes trusted companion and loyal friend. Despite their close alliance...of sorts... lord Mike doesnt like Sir Lance as much as Sir Lance would hope. But they remain loyal companions none the less.

General Steven Ford -Lord Mikes other trusted companion and friend. Steven Ford has proved to be a valuable asset to lord Mike and is constantly at Lord Mikes side to offer advice and help to defend the Boards.

Lady Marian von Wer-Lord Mikes female companion. Lady Marian is in many ways, a female version of Lord Mike himself. Lady Marian is a cunning ally who is the perfect foil for Mills and the two work very well together in stopping the plots of evil doers such as Emperor Martin, Count Richard, and The Stainless Steel Rat.

Captain Matt Painter-Lord Mikes first companion. The two fought against the Stainless Steel Rat in their first adventure together and Painter became a loyal companion of Lord Mike.

Emperor Martin-Once Councillor Penny, after his tireless work on the New Years Honours list was trashed by Queen Pamela he was pushed over the edge, drinking from a fountain of myterious water which seemed to transform him into a megalomaniac, he declared himself Emperor Martin and is forever on the look out to take ove the boards and get the upper hand in his battle with lord Mike. Lord Mike and his companions are greatful his schemes never actually succeed.

Count Richard-Formerly Master Richard. Count Richard is an evil genius who, unlike Emperor Martin, prefers to use his own wits and tricks to outsmart Lord Mike. Count Richard takes a no nonsene approach to his work and is forever on the lookout for a way to take over the board, he is often aided by Emperor Martin but will not hesitate to betray him when the time comes.

The Stainless Steel Rat-Lord Mikes arch enemy, the Stainless Steel rat is what happens when you mix alluminium with a rodent and a scientist gets in the way. The Stainless Steel Rats schemes were always foiled by lord Mike but the Rat is still lurking out there somewhere.

Queen Pamela of the Clan Rae-Queen Pamela rules the Boards with a not so iron fist. Lord Mike and his companions take their orders from Queen Pamela as she attempts to make the boards a place of peace.

King Lindsay-The husband of Queen Pamela. king Lindsay does not take a very active role in ruling the boards like Pamela does and even ran off when Emperor Martin and Count Richard seized Castle RaeSkull.

Chef Bob McCow-The resident Chef at Castle Raeskull. He is famous for his food...or should that be infamous.

His Royal Majesty King Hurricane-the retired superhero and now King of Ebookus. King Hurricane is a superhero and impresses people with his acts of courage.

Queen Jenny May-The wife of King Hurricane and fellow ruler of Ebookus.

Andrew Smith-Working for King Hurricane, Andrew Smith is a mad scientist of the first degree.

Steven Fjord and Lord Ike-Enemies of lord Mike and General Steven Ford, they are twisted version of Mike and Steven who once helped Emperor Martin to build a board destructor.

THE EPISODES.
SEASON ONE.

Bwhahahaha!

The Stainless Steel Rat proclaimed his intention to take over the boards but a little known chap called Mike Mills stepped into the limelight and said that he would stop him. Together with his ape-like assistant Lindsay the Stainless Steel Rat kidnapped Georgina Dalby and escaped to his castle on Rat Isle.
Mike and his sidekick Matt Painter followed them in the Mills-Mobile.
They landed on Rat Isle only to find that the Stainless Steel Rat had a pair of nuclear missiles aimed at two of the world’s major cities, and has left Georgina Dalby captive in a cell.
The Stainless Steel Rat captures our intrepid heroes with the help f Lindsay and leaves them to be lowered into a tank of piranhas. Mike and Matt escape only to find that the Stainless Steel Rat has escaped and activated the countdown to missile launch. They manage to deactivate the countdown but this activates the base’s self-destruct mechanism.
Mike and Matt split up; Mike goes to save Georgina whilst Matt returns to the Mills-Mobile. Mike tells Matt that if he hasn’t returned by the time the countdown reaches twenty the he is to leave. Mike gets lost in the corridors but finally finds Georgina’s cell. She is unconscious so he picks her up and laves the cell.
Back at the Mills-Mobile the countdown has passed twenty but Matt won’t leave Mike, saying your country needs you to much Mike appears at the end of the runway and begins to run towards the Mills-Mobile as the countdown reaches zero and the castle explodes. As the explosions catch up on him he tells Matt to start the Mills-Mobile.
He runs after the moving vehicle and throws Georgina aboard. The car reaches the end of the runway and as it takes off Mike leaps and grabs hold of the rear bumper. The castle exploding behind them. Back at base N congratulates Matt and asks where Mike and Georgina are. Matt says he doesn’t know. But he does.

NOTES.
This is the first ever episode of the Lord Mike saga.

This episode introduced the first three regulars, Lord Mike, Captain Matt Painter and the Stainless Steel Rat.