h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I had a brief look yesterday (a brief look was all I had time for). I'l be having a more in depth look at some point.

Necr

As is my regular opponent. Cool.

Not really. As I have plasme grenades, so if you are in cover we fight in iniative order (ie Harlequins go first). If we are not in cover, we fight in iniative order (se above). If you charge me, we can ignore the holofield rule, and therefore fight in iniative order....

I just pray you don't have any flamers!

So, your Eldar fight first. Can you kill the Beserkers though?

Well, those who I can't kill I can give a few good dress tips to, luvvy!

Ooh, 'ark at you, you beast you. *mince*

Harlequins?!? Able to give good advice on dress-sense?!? Hang on, don't they run around in stupidly garish clothing and then die if you sneeze at them?

Try giving tailoring advice to a Bloodthirster. It's incorporating the wings that presents the difficulties...

Necr

Give it a kilt...

Yeah, but what could go with it? Those little jacket things that are part of the formal Scots dress would never fit on a 'thirster, and it has no neck for the lacy handkerchief thing to get tied around...

Leather bondage straps, maybe. But then that could be too Slaaneshi...

*spits into acid to get rid of the foulness in his mouth*

Necr

Leather, studded arm bands a la NWOBHM era. All the hard bands had them. Too solid for Slaanesh *urgh*.

I think that the general hairy/scaly/loin-cloth look is quite sufficient for a Bloodthirster. After all, would you argue with it?

Necr

A guy I know is planning a great Slaaneshi LandRaider, with furry leopardskin seats and furry dice. A real Ford Capri of the tank world.

He deserves to burn in hell for his crimes. No-one should be allowed to get away with putting furry dice in ANY vehicle, least of all a 'raider...

Of course, I'm prejudiced against the foul perverted scum-sucking Slaaneshi slave anyway. But don't let that colour your judgement of me in any way...LOL

Necr

Of course, furry dice are a crime....
But if you look at all the consoles in my Eldar vehicles, the crew are either playing 'pong' or streetfighter!

I suppose they all want to be Guile. That hair-combing thing..

How did you do the Streetfighter thing?

Necr

I have two big furry dice on my bass guitar...

It's OK on a guitar. That's rather rare and wonderful. But furry dice in a car? I mean, anyone who thinks that it adds the personal touch to a vehicle is sadly mistaken...

Necro

I have three inches of mud and a rather expensive looking patch or rust that make my car look 'unique'.

Expensive to create, or to get rid of?

Necro

I got my guitar idea from Jack Bruce...when Cream 'play' (read: mime) Strange Brew on this TV show, you can clearly see two *what I assume are* dice bobbing from the end of his guitar's neck