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V Max - IT Numpty, 1st Class. Started conversation Mar 25, 2003
Doc,
I'm hopeless at DIY in the house but know one end of a con-rod from another, and could fell Bushwhack'd with a single blow (if I was holding the con-rod, obviously!).
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Bushwhack'd Posted Mar 25, 2003
Well that's nothing my knob is so big I could shag two birds at once!!!!
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V Max - IT Numpty, 1st Class. Posted Mar 25, 2003
That's the style...
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V Max - IT Numpty, 1st Class. Posted Mar 25, 2003
160 in the inside lane. Beat that.
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Bushwhack'd Posted Mar 25, 2003
No way man??? Really???
Get V max a drink!!! Top driving geezer, no messin'
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Pat Pending Posted Mar 25, 2003
Bloody birds get everywhere: got lost on the way here and ended up back in the girly chat. Lezzers. Whose round is it?
Go on love, get 'em out: don't get many of those to the pound etc etc etc...
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V Max - IT Numpty, 1st Class. Posted Mar 25, 2003
Joking aside, 165mph up the M1 a few years back, and gawd was I sh*tting myself - never did it again!
Mind you, the girl on the back was impressed and gagging for it afterwards! Speed is definitely an aphrodisiac for some people.
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Dr. Strangegloves Posted Mar 25, 2003
I've been arrested by the Russian militia....TRUE.
Am I the hardest?
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Ali Dubya Posted Mar 25, 2003
Yeah. Twice. What's it to you muddafecker?
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Ali Dubya Posted Mar 25, 2003
Nah, the silliest. You had to go all the way to Russia to get arrested?
Twot.
I've been shot at by the SPG.
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Dr. Strangegloves Posted Mar 25, 2003
Ah, but Alistair, you were exposing yourself.
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Ali Dubya Posted Mar 25, 2003
Yeah, let those lesbotics talk about their sprouts and their tampons. We'll talk about real stuff like beer and gardening.
We'll show them.
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Dr. Strangegloves Posted Mar 25, 2003
What, the Spud Pistols Girls?
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Bushwhack'd Posted Mar 25, 2003
Good idea Doc! Let's have a couple Russians lesbos in going at it like knives (???) while we all get lashed and talk gardening and sanding!
I sanded a whole staircase once ... on me own!!!
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V Max - IT Numpty, 1st Class. Posted Mar 25, 2003
This'll sort the men from the boys - who fancies a smoke? I "do" about 20 a day, which just goes to show how big, clever and grown up smoking is. Wanna be like me? Then light up...
Ah, that smoooooth flavour of Silk Cut Ultra Low, a "real" man's smoke if ever there was one.
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Dr. Strangegloves Posted Mar 25, 2003
Yeah, lbeer, esbos, smoking and Alan Titchmarsh...no, something's wrong in there...
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- 1: V Max - IT Numpty, 1st Class. (Mar 25, 2003)
- 2: Bushwhack'd (Mar 25, 2003)
- 3: Ali Dubya (Mar 25, 2003)
- 4: V Max - IT Numpty, 1st Class. (Mar 25, 2003)
- 5: Bushwhack'd (Mar 25, 2003)
- 6: V Max - IT Numpty, 1st Class. (Mar 25, 2003)
- 7: Bushwhack'd (Mar 25, 2003)
- 8: Bushwhack'd (Mar 25, 2003)
- 9: Pat Pending (Mar 25, 2003)
- 10: V Max - IT Numpty, 1st Class. (Mar 25, 2003)
- 11: Dr. Strangegloves (Mar 25, 2003)
- 12: Ali Dubya (Mar 25, 2003)
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- 14: Dr. Strangegloves (Mar 25, 2003)
- 15: Bushwhack'd (Mar 25, 2003)
- 16: Ali Dubya (Mar 25, 2003)
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- 18: Bushwhack'd (Mar 25, 2003)
- 19: V Max - IT Numpty, 1st Class. (Mar 25, 2003)
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