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Dr. Strangegloves Posted Mar 25, 2003
Yeah, lbeer, lesbos, smoking and Alan Titchmarsh...no, something's wrong in there...
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Bushwhack'd Posted Mar 25, 2003
Anyone fancy coming with me down to B&Q to look at the power tools?
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V Max - IT Numpty, 1st Class. Posted Mar 25, 2003
Yeah, I need a new belt-sander. This belt's chaffing like mad.
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Ali Dubya Posted Mar 25, 2003
Yeah, and let's get lashed afterwards.
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Dr. Strangegloves Posted Mar 25, 2003
The girls are going to look at power tools too, but at Ann Summers instead. I thought they made tupperware?
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Ali Dubya Posted Mar 25, 2003
I wasn't. I was being blown by a WPC.
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V Max - IT Numpty, 1st Class. Posted Mar 25, 2003
And go for a really hot curry, "Loo rolls in the fridge, luv".
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Dr. Strangegloves Posted Mar 25, 2003
Then we could drive home in my XR3i with the windows down and some dance music blaring out REALLY LOUD!
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The Magster Posted Mar 25, 2003
What happens if a girly sneeks aboard? I have an impressive arrest record (but never charged)and can punch the lights out of most men when roused, drink most blokes under the table, got me own power drill and sander. Is that good enough to be an honourary boyo?
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Bushwhack'd Posted Mar 25, 2003
Stuff that V Max, let's get lashed, go for a curry, make nuisances of ourselves at B&Q and then do some sanding?
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Bushwhack'd Posted Mar 25, 2003
Magster, only blokes on this thread unless you fancy doing a lesbo show with another bird?
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Ali Dubya Posted Mar 25, 2003
Yeah, but can you light your own farts?
Thought not.
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The Magster Posted Mar 25, 2003
I'm game 
I am in touch with my sapphic side
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Ali Dubya Posted Mar 25, 2003
Dance music? Woofter.
REAL men have Megadeth and Metallica on the stereo.
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Ali Dubya Posted Mar 25, 2003
Well, Magster, get another burd and start touching...
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Bushwhack'd Posted Mar 25, 2003
Music? That's for poofs isn't it?
I like hearing me sander blasting away on some rough wood or a concrete mixer churning up another load!!
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V Max - IT Numpty, 1st Class. Posted Mar 25, 2003
We might let you sneak along if you promise to cook a big fry-up in the morning when we're all hung-over. No sos or bacon for Ali, mind, he's a tree-hugging pasty-faced lettuce worrier.
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V Max - IT Numpty, 1st Class. Posted Mar 25, 2003
...but has good taste in music, apparently!
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V Max - IT Numpty, 1st Class. Posted Mar 25, 2003
Bushy,
Give me a 16-valve V4 turning 8,000RPM - mechanical music!
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