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Blokey chat - strictly no girls.
V Max - IT Numpty, 1st Class. Posted Mar 25, 2003
Bushy,
Read her the Littlejohn column, birds get really turned on by that stuff, it's like poetry to them...
Blokey chat - strictly no girls.
Bushwhack'd Posted Mar 25, 2003
Right now, just brush the milk cartons, Burger cartons, sweet wrappers and pencil stubs out of the way and brace yersen ...
Blokey chat - strictly no girls.
Pat Pending Posted Mar 25, 2003
"Pencil stubs"? Seeing as you can't be using them for writing, I assume they're to lever the ear wax out?
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Bushwhack'd Posted Mar 25, 2003
You assume wrongly Pen! I use them for drawing lines on wood for no apparent reason and for placing in my hard hat which I wear backwards ...
At least I don't wear a girly Grandmas wig and a gown!!
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Sarnia Posted Mar 25, 2003
Haven't time for all that type of housework (van work?) now, Bushy! Don't get all fastidious on me - I like real men, burger wrappers and pencil stubbs and all that sort of blokey stuff and that.
Blokey chat - strictly no girls.
Sarnia Posted Mar 25, 2003
Haven't time for all that type of housework (van work?) now, Bushy! Don't get all fastidious on me - I like real men, burger wrappers and pencil stubbs and all that sort of blokey stuff and that.
Blokey chat - strictly no girls.
Pat Pending Posted Mar 25, 2003
Indeed not: you wear a long blonde teenage girls' wig and a frock: I've seen the pictures.
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Bushwhack'd Posted Mar 25, 2003
...And you dress up like a really old woman!
Look out of your window...
See that old woman in the distance? See the one with a walking stick and a black shawl staggering along the road? See the one with wrinkles and badly done make-up? See the one with a cholestmy bag? See her grey hair tied up in bun?
THAT'S YOU , THAT IS, PEN!!
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Pat Pending Posted Mar 25, 2003
I have to dress like an old woman to counter-act the effect of what would otherwise be my overpowering boyish good looks and cheeky youthful charm.
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V Max - IT Numpty, 1st Class. Posted Mar 25, 2003
Of course, we should have known there was a perfectly good reason...
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Ali Dubya Posted Mar 25, 2003
I always suspected you like a bit of rough, Sarnia.
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akira100 Posted Mar 25, 2003
They told me this was where all the big boys were hanging out..
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Ali Dubya Posted Mar 25, 2003
The big boys have all gone to their aerobics classes, Peter.
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V Max - IT Numpty, 1st Class. Posted Mar 26, 2003
Oooh, my head. What the hell was I drinking last night? Where did this traffic cone come from, and why do I smell of doner kebab? Where's me fags...
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Pat Pending Posted Mar 26, 2003
Oi, luv, I didn't say you could stay the night, now did I? But as you're here, get your knickers on and make me some breakfast.
Blokey chat - strictly no girls.
Ali Dubya Posted Mar 26, 2003
Got lashed last night and woke up this morning at Dublin Airport. Wot a night. I think I pulled.
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Sarnia Posted Mar 26, 2003
Pulled what? A pint?
See, I'm being like a big, tough bloke!
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Bushwhack'd Posted Mar 26, 2003
I got so p***ed last night I ended up vomitting in Mrs Whack'd hair last in bed ... She wasn't too happy with me this morning I can tell and I only got a blow-job instead of the usual 3 hour session!!
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Sarnia Posted Mar 26, 2003
I think you need to have a word with Mrs Whack'd. Just because you threw up all over her is not excuse enough to deny you your 3 hour session. Throw her out.
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Bushwhack'd Posted Mar 26, 2003
Well I think I might just do that Sarnia unless of course she brings her best friend that she goes to the gym with over tonight to make up for it!!
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- 84: Bushwhack'd (Mar 25, 2003)
- 85: Sarnia (Mar 25, 2003)
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- 88: Bushwhack'd (Mar 25, 2003)
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- 91: Ali Dubya (Mar 25, 2003)
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- 94: V Max - IT Numpty, 1st Class. (Mar 26, 2003)
- 95: Pat Pending (Mar 26, 2003)
- 96: Ali Dubya (Mar 26, 2003)
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