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Post 61

Pat Pending

What, 'time of the month', you reckon?


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Post 62

Bushwhack'd

No they just strike me as aggressive!


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Post 63

Sarnia

Hello you manly mans err men.

Cor! I think I love you!

Can I have snog from each of you?


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Post 64

Sarnia

I feel all faint having read your manly tough stuff.

I think I love you.

Can I have a snog from each one of you?


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Post 65

V Max - IT Numpty, 1st Class.

Form a queue lads.


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Post 66

Pat Pending

You'll have to join the queue luv: we've got birds killing each other to get to us we have.


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Post 67

Sarnia

Take no notice of my twin who has the same name.


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Post 68

Ali Dubya

Nah, don't fancy yours much.


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Post 69

Bushwhack'd

Twins???

Waheyyy ...


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Post 70

Sarnia

Mention the B&Q stuff again - please. It's so manly and makes me go week at the knees and then mention planing and stuff. Cor.


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Post 71

V Max - IT Numpty, 1st Class.

I've pulled one wot wants to talk abaht footy - result!


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Post 72

V Max - IT Numpty, 1st Class.

Seen the size of my WorkMate, darlin'?!


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Post 73

Ali Dubya

Bushy likes grouting in the buff.


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Post 74

Ali Dubya

I have. More like a Workchipolata.


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Post 75

Bushwhack'd

Well Sarnia, I'm just about to pop down to B&Q in me van! Whilst there I shall pretending I know what I'm looking for and examining the different type of sandpaper! I will look at the power tools and handle them with a quizzical look after which I will shake my head and replace them with "I know where I can get a better one" look.

Once back I am going strip off to me vest and sand like f*** on the skirting board for a few minutes 'til I'm tired whereupon I slump onto the chair and watch TV whilst sipping lager for the rest of the day!!

Horny?


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Post 76

V Max - IT Numpty, 1st Class.

Ha! At least my cordless screwdriver's a full 8.4v! And can last up to 2 hours between charges...


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Post 77

Sarnia

Will you have the Sun on the driver's seat as well? If so, am GAGGING ....


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Post 78

Ali Dubya

I am.


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Post 79

Bushwhack'd

Copy of The Sun stuffed on dashboard Sarnia ...


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Post 80

Sarnia

/Stuffed/ on dashboard...

Do you want to do it now or after you've parked the van?


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