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Dr. Strangegloves Posted Mar 26, 2003
Help! Got lashed last night and ended up in Greenland.
Woke up this morning in bed with three Inuit women and a seal pup, dressed in a woman's pink plastic mackintosh and fishing waders, with a passport in the name of Emily Berkenstein. Am currently sat in Greenland's only internet igloo. Everything smells of fish. Anyone wire me £500 to get back?
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Sarnia Posted Mar 26, 2003
Well quite. Hope you've enough room in your van.
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Bushwhack'd Posted Mar 26, 2003
Any chance you can bring the seal pup back Doc? I need sommat to feed me Killer Whale next week ...
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Ali Dubya Posted Mar 26, 2003
Is it true that Inuit women are as filthy as Basildon girls?
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Dr. Strangegloves Posted Mar 26, 2003
I can confirm that. The things those girls can do with a pound of blubber. Mind you, their cracks go sideways...so when they slide down a banister all you can here is "flub flub flub".
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Pat Pending Posted Mar 26, 2003
BTW, guess who's started a 'bully boys' thread in R2 Coffee Bar?
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V Max - IT Numpty, 1st Class. Posted Mar 26, 2003
Just look at the mess in here. It misses a woman's touch.
I'll get me pinny...
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The Magster Posted Mar 26, 2003
Here you go max, we'll do it together....you look very fetching in that pinny, is that a feather duster in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me?
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V Max - IT Numpty, 1st Class. Posted Mar 26, 2003
It's an electric screwdriver, 8.4v, 6-speed plus reverse action, with the rubberised grip. I was planning to put some shelves up, but now I've had to get the mop out because of the mess Bushy and co have left behind.
OK, who had a kebab and wiped their fingers on the curtains? Own up.
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The Magster Posted Mar 26, 2003
Oh electric screwdrivers, 8.4v, 6-speed plus reverse action, with the rubberised grip really get me going, especially the reverse action. I'm having a bit of trouble with my clamp set, would you so kind... 
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V Max - IT Numpty, 1st Class. Posted Mar 26, 2003
My pleasure. Metric or Imperial?
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V Max - IT Numpty, 1st Class. Posted Mar 26, 2003
...or the more "unusual", Posi-Drive, which is not for the beginner.
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Pat Pending Posted Mar 26, 2003
Is this a private fetish room, or can anyone watch?
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V Max - IT Numpty, 1st Class. Posted Mar 26, 2003
As long as you pay at the door like everyone else.
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The Magster Posted Mar 26, 2003
Metric Max. It's the 450mm F clamp. Bit of a bind.
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V Max - IT Numpty, 1st Class. Posted Mar 26, 2003
Soak it overnight in some 3-in-1, or another good penetrating oil. If it is still sticking, I have an impact-driver and a mallet somewhere around.
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Ali Dubya Posted Mar 26, 2003
God, this is disgusting. Do you mind?
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The Magster Posted Mar 26, 2003
Ali, did you forget to take your happy pills again 
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