h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Radio: Jade come to the naval base if you want to up that bounty a little bit more.

We needed some sex pistols in the Subject.

Re: Radio: I would... IF I HAD A LINK! (I can't fid the bloody place.)

Radio: Come on Euan and I are in some trouble here. A913501

re: radio: Right. Be there in half a moment.

*she finishes off her and vanishes in a puff of pale blue moke*

The bounties have been updated.

Jade: Yech. Man, I need to do some more evil. Perhaps I'm just too "good" to be in this organisation.

Thras: *still twitching, flies to Jade's shoulder.*Awww Jaaaadieeee, you're eeevil enuf. *spasm, twitch* Yu jus' need to be evil...er. *twitch twitch*

Jade: *thinks* I could put on a CD...

Thras: That haz putenshal. *twitch* But wich won? *twitch twitch spasm*

Jade: Erm... How about the White Stripes? *snaps her fingers and "Fell In Love With a Girl" starts playing out of nowhere at very high decibles. Jade stands and proceeds to do some mad dancing*

Thras: *rolls his (twitching) eyes and swishes his tail. The volume goes down* 's not xactly eeevil, iz it? *spasm*

Jade: It's plenty evil. *continues mad dancing*

*Hands Jadie a *

Come now, We best save that kind of...erm...dancing for the night club.

Jade: *takes the anmd begins to sip* Awww, you're no fun. You honestly can't tell me you've never done any mad dancing?

Thras: Hee duzent xactly luk the type. *spasm*

*Makes for Jade*

Jade: *grins* Thank you Euan!

Thras: La la laaaaaaaaa.............

*Euan re-arms*

*Grabs a bag of plastic explosives while he's at it*

*Jade comes in long enough to file her fingernails to razor-sharp points (for the worrying of new scientist peoples) and then dashes away again*

Rafe looks up with a start and a snarl. He throws a chicken bone back into the bucket; the one Sprik doesn't have his face in.

[Sprik] "RRmunchmunchRRRWR..." (Chicken bone crunching)

And he stands up to his full massive height.

[Rafe] "Just one second, lady. I have this here moronic sidekick with me, and looking over to your halfwit companion, I'm seeing copyright infringement."

He leans forward, flexing his thick, blunt-fingered hands.

[Rafe] "Methinks this town ain't big enough for the two of our pets."

Thrasymachus: I am /not/ her pet.

Jade: *laughs derisively* You think he's my pet...?

Thras: Why would I hang out with her if I didn't have to...?

Jade: And he's not copyright infringment either. Bloody Socrates had a dæmon.

Thras: but he spelled it "d-a-i-m-o-n."

Jade: That's true... Oh, and don't try with the disrespect to lever your way in to this organisation. you are new. You listen to the older members. This is the way of things.

Thras: What she's saying is, sit down and shut up, or it's likely that she'll whack you. And she whacks hard.

Jade: Thank you.

Thras: Dun mention it.

*Nods in agreement with Thras.*

Say, Thras, I see you are quite recovered from the expresso.

Thras: *grins, showing his tiny needlelike teeth* Well, it's been about a week or two, hasn't it?

Quite right.

[Rafe] "I'll disrespect anyone I please! We're villains, remember? Not exactly the best of working partners. At the best, it's like this. At its worst, it's a falling out with knives."

Gets up from the couch and moves to Jade. Sprik looks up from his mashed potatoes, Extra Biggie (bathtub portion) to wonder about it.

"Are you gonna try and whack me?"

Thrasymachus: We're not villains, idiot. We're Anarchists. Get it through your thick skull.

Jade: And we would not ever lower ourselves to the level of you, where we could be bothered to throw knioves at our supposed "allies."

Thras: Which we wouldn't.

Jade: Yes, what the dragon said.