h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Jade: I can't ing believe that Marshal bast- I mean . That muthaa called me "babe"!!! *has a definite "kill" look in her eyes*

oop's.........................

That kick to his head got me a tasty bounty tho.

I ought to go blow things up. Then I'll have a higher one. Heh.

But hey, why didn't they add "being horrifically gorgeous during the entire ordeal"? Not fair. *pouts*

*Craxus comes flying in with the mech and lands going pretty fast with the mech skidding the legs against the marble floors.*

*Craxus opens up the arms of the mech and realeases Terran, Jade, and Skullock.*

Well that was fun let's see what we got from our lil raid?

Not here. Back at base, yo.

Can it be safely assumed that we've all escaped...?

I believe so.....I grabbed everyone who was running to the exit.

*Unloads the contents of his pockets on to the table*

Hmm.. what have we got here then?

*Craxus opens the cock pit of the mech.*

Well first off we got this here mech.

*Craxus pats the mech.*

I also have many different schematics of many different thing. While i was hacking there systems i came across them and decided to download it. I wouldn't mind getting them out of my brain

*Craxus walks over to the computer terminal and begins to download the schematics.

*Craxus opens the cock pit of the mech.*

Well first off we got this here mech.

*Craxus pats the mech.*

I also have many different schematics of many different thing. While i was hacking there systems i came across them and decided to download it. I wouldn't mind getting them out of my brain

*Craxus walks over to the computer terminal and begins to download the schematics.*

*as she didn't pick anything up from the battle, Jade decides that she's going to have a nice cuppa... um. A cuppa . She dun' do that thing, normally, cause there en't enough caffeine in.*

I'm gonna make a . Anyone else want one...?

*Craxus finishs with the downloading.*

I'll take one.

*Craxus unstraps his breastplate that has a few big big dents in it. Craxus looks at his back,shoulders, arms, and notices that their a little shot up.*

I'll be right back, im going to the med bay and engineering bay.

*Craxus walks over to med bay sign and stumbles in and closes the door.*

Got them built, if you go to the front.

*goes about finishing making the s and then brings them about on the tray, (setting two aside; one for Craxy and one for herself,) passing the rest out to everyone else.*

*takes a and sips lightly at it.*

Thanks Jadie.

No problem, kid.

*She takes up her cup of and sits lightly (ha) on Skull's lap (I do this often with my friends. It drives them mad. Boys are funny creatures.)*

Do you drink a lot of coffee, or are you just a "social drinker" as it were?

Actually in RL I rather despise the stuff. So, yeah, I guess here I'm a social drinker. Speaking of RL I must be returning there so toodlepip.

Well now where were we?

*Craxus still hooking up his breastplate as he said it.*

I'm back! Is there any point to reading the backlog from the fight in the Mech lab, or can one of you give me a summary.

Welcome back Euan, well you didn't miss too much. Ummmmm.... I got shot to , so did Skullock. We went to the second mech lab, and well we got into a fight with the scum gov't and hero's. We won of course after taking many many shots from Isards GBG. We met a MJ12 commandoe, i think his name was Charlie. We also found some stuff Terran, stuffed his pockets full of supplies from the lab. While i had some maps of new places, Daedalus is decripting it now. By the way Daedalus can you alert me when its finished? Anywho, we escaped as i planted bombs around the lab...and i hoped into a mech grabbed everyone and we took off back to here i think its still in the engineering bay. I put Rusty to work on it.

Hey guys did i miss anything?

You ought to have told him that for a biotechnological chap, Charlie was quite hot.



*sips her *

Oh, would you like a , Euan? I could make one for you if you like.