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saber Posted Nov 26, 1999
You lot are 24 carrot gold wierd. Your about as wierd as:-
Julian Clarey is bent
You are sad
Stevie Wonder is blind
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Anonymouse Posted Nov 27, 1999
As interesting as watching paint dry.
You make a better door than a window.
Snug as a bug in a rug.
Words dripping with honey.
Words dripping with sacchrine.
A walking advertisement for birth control.
"You're breathing a scab on the end of your nose."
The floor jumped up and hit him right in the kisser.
Loose lips lose teeth.
"He drank a bottle of balls." or...
"He got his balls at the bottom of a bottle."
All dressed up and nowhere to run.
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msmonsy Posted Nov 27, 1999
i must agree.....those are "the cats meow" 
monsy 
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SilverSolstice Posted Nov 27, 1999
Not quite a weird saying, this is on someone's door in my dorm 
God is love
Love is blind
Ray Charles is blind
Ray Charles is God
I thought it funny
solstice
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Shorty Posted Nov 28, 1999
Time to lower the tone....
Spank the monkey.
Launch the hand shuttle.
I'm sure we all know more 
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msmonsy Posted Nov 28, 1999
about as much passion as a pair of tit lice
monsy
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Shawn the uncarved block. Posted Nov 29, 1999
I've always found the saying "I could murder a drink" strange.
How, exactly...?
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Shawn the uncarved block. Posted Nov 29, 1999
It was all trees around here when I was a boy. Chew, don't clack. Those that ask don't get. Well I'll go to the back of our front door. It all depends... who's asking...? Don't backchat me... and don't think that about me either. You and whose army...? You can't kid a kidder. If it ain't broken, don't fix it. No purchase necessary, see inside box for details.
Don't mind me.
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billypilgrim Posted Nov 29, 1999
Well, put that in your pipe and smoke it.
I'll be a monkey's uncle.
That's just the bee's knees.
Watch that Shawn. He's a few fries short of a Happy Meal. (or don't you get Happy Meals in England...?) A few sandwiches short of a picnic. (just teasing, hon...)
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Shawn the uncarved block. Posted Nov 30, 1999
I know you are... and no. I don't get Happy Meals. Just the Barbie dolls that come in them.
Ah... bye !!!
(Fish Theatre: part one, the Western)
{This town's not big enough for the both of us.)
(OK pardner. I'm-a goin'...}
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FairlyStrange Posted Nov 30, 1999
"Jack of all trades, master of none"
"He speaks with a forked tounge"
"forked tounge devil"
"The Devil made me do it"
"The Devil is in the details"
Devil's advocate"
NM
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msmonsy Posted Nov 30, 1999
head over heals
stars in their eyes
giddy as a schoolkid
.
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sorry, just returned from the page where shazz and towelmaster are flirting up a storm and am still caught up in all the emotions
monsy
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Dizzy H. Muffin Posted Nov 30, 1999
Here's one:
"Now Han was calling the pot hand, and Lando was about twenty points shy of a twenty-three." Star Wars: Vision of the Future by Timothy Zahn, page 129, for those of you reading it and haven't got that far yet. Also, Luke and Mara Jade get married after the end of it.
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FairlyStrange Posted Dec 1, 1999
"He's holdin' eights and Aces"
"Keep your back to the wall"
"Three sheets in the wind"
"Card Shark"
"Pool Shark"
"Lounge Lizard"
"Lizard Breath"
NM
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Dizzy H. Muffin Posted Dec 1, 1999
...a voice that would chill an Articuno...
...shocking to a Raichu...
...too hot for a Charizard...
¤YK-47¤ Sorry, had to put those up there.
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billypilgrim Posted Dec 1, 1999
Lather, rinse, repeat.
Void where prohibited.
Subject to change without notice.
No purchase necessary (see inside box for details).
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