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Shawn the uncarved block. Posted Dec 2, 1999
...we apologise for the loss of picture. Normal service will resume shortly...
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msmonsy Posted Dec 2, 1999
the following is a test of your local emergency broadcast system...
repeat, this is ONLY a test!!! 
BBBBBEEEEAAPPEEEPPPEEEEEPPPEEEEPPP!!!!
well, just call me a turnip and plant me, i think that one 'bout done me in!
monsy 
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Dizzy H. Muffin Posted Dec 2, 1999
¤YK-47¤ The following is a test of all Tatooinian Krayt Dragon impersonators. [covers his ears]
¤Zippy¤ [loudly] HRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOO!
¤YK-47¤ Remember to cover your ears, everyone.
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shazzPRME Posted Dec 2, 1999
*Don't rain on my parade*
*Raining cats and dogs*
*Just the weather for ducks*
*Like water off a ducks back* (edited!)
At it again I see Monsy 
shazzPR
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Anonymouse Posted Dec 2, 1999
The pot that calls the kettle black.
Stink a dog off a gut wagon.
Crazier than a loon!
Ye shall reap what ye sow.
Never try to con a con artist.
If it don't fit, get a bigger hammer.
(Percussive Maintenance)
Rode off into the sunset.
"Who was that masked man?"
Always a 6@5*rd in the woodpile.
Riding cloud nine.
Ya coulda knocked me over with a feather.
Up with the roosters.
Toeing the line.
Got a bone to pick with ya.
Bury the hatchet.
Think I'm gonna die and afraid I won't.
"I's just appreciatin' the scenery, Maw."
Stone-cold sober.
Rollin with the flow.
Rollin with the punches.
check, check, double-check.
tit for tat
Well, fancy that!
Gettin' outta Dodge!
Just another roll of the dice.
I got them steadily depressin' Lowdown, mindless and Workin' at the carwash blues!
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billypilgrim Posted Dec 2, 1999
Happy as a clam (did YOU ever see a clam express emotion?!?!)
Doesn't have a pot to piss in.
Never in a month of Sundays.
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msmonsy Posted Dec 2, 1999
what else is new shazz?? of course i am at it again
this is more fun than a barrel of monkeys
it is nice to see no one has become "tongue tied" in this little group
monsy
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Dizzy H. Muffin Posted Dec 2, 1999
¤YK-47¤ ...putrid as a Muk...
...hot as a Flareon...
...shocking as a Magnemite...
¤Zippy¤ Chu!
¤YK-47¤ ...and, of course, as rare as a Surfing Pikachu.
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billypilgrim Posted Dec 2, 1999
What the HELL are you talking about? Obviously, I have no knowledge of the book/movie/magazine/fantasy world you are getting those from. Hmmm
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spider Posted Dec 2, 1999
Couldn't organize a piss-up in a brewery.
Cheep at half the price.
I would if I could but I can't so I won't
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Dizzy H. Muffin Posted Dec 3, 1999
¤YK-47¤ billypilgrim, I realize your confusion. I get that from /everyone/. Butt[sic] maybe you should try to learn more about Pokémon.
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SilverSolstice Posted Dec 3, 1999
Pokemon? AAAAAAAACK!!!
Sorry. But at a Burger King a couple of days ago, I came across a sheet with some of their names on it, and that was quite enough for me. But opinions differ.
And now, to legitimize this post:
some things my friend Alex says in greeting ( all referring to his upraised middle finger and each wiith corresponding motions)
in a crosswise motion
floating in the air (reminiscent of Arthur and Fenchurch, p/haps?)
Look! It's hopping!
A bit nasty, I realize, but such is life (here, at any rate, and with Alex)
silversolstice
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Dizzy H. Muffin Posted Dec 3, 1999
¤YK-47¤ I am NOT going to dignify that with a response!
¤Zippy¤ Chu rai chu.
¤YK-47¤ Oh ... I did.
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msmonsy Posted Dec 3, 1999
'bought as funny as a root canal
makes as much sense as stereo instructions
his shoe size and his age differ greatly, the shoe size is a larger number
not playing with a full deck
go easy on him.......he shares a brain cell with the rest of his family and this is not his night to use it
monsy
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billypilgrim Posted Dec 3, 1999
The gene pool's running a bit shallow on that one.
If his parents divorce, at least they'll always be brother and sister.
Or, for one that takes me back to the 70's......
When God was passing out brains, he thought he said "trains", and said "I'll have a small one."
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msmonsy Posted Dec 3, 1999
actually my dear, i think what really happened was when god was passing out brains was he thought he said rain and hid under a rock
he has delusions of a pulse
if he were blonde it would help to raise his intelligence
monsy
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billypilgrim Posted Dec 3, 1999
Well, stick a fork in me and call me done.
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Dizzy H. Muffin Posted Dec 3, 1999
¤YK-47¤ Question, when did this forum's name change from "a collection of odd human sayings" to "a collection of wierd people"? I've lost track.
¤Zippy¤ Rai chu rai rai chu rai chu churai.
¤YK-47¤ All right, I /will/ look at the list of messages. Butt I'm still going to wait for someone to answer me.
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SilverSolstice Posted Dec 3, 1999
6 days ago, saber changed the title. I wonder what he was referring to? *looks around the room in mock innocence*
silversolstice
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Dizzy H. Muffin Posted Dec 3, 1999
¤YK-47¤ Why on Earth was William of Orange? (Seriously, though.)
¤Zippy¤ Chu rai rai chu, raichu chu, chu rai, --
¤YK-47¤ Scratch the bibliography, Zippy.
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