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a collection of odd human sayings
msmonsy Posted Nov 17, 1999
i'm just guessing here but i would say the skinny ones came from experience 
monsy 
a collection of odd human sayings
FairlyStrange Posted Nov 18, 1999
Yup!!! You're quite observant there! I've heard every "skinny" joke ever concieved......although I can't imagine why!(he-he!)
NM
a collection of odd human sayings
FairlyStrange Posted Nov 18, 1999
Oh....and I'll not say where the "ugly" jokes came from!
NM
a collection of odd human sayings
msmonsy Posted Nov 18, 1999
well, i can assure you that from my view the ugly ones were not directed at you 'cause as far as i am concerned you are cute as a button
monsy
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Jan^ Posted Nov 18, 1999
One can short of a six-pack.
If brains were dynamite, he couldn't blow his nose.
So thick, he gives short planks a bad name.
a collection of odd human sayings
FairlyStrange Posted Nov 19, 1999
Thanks, Monsy....you always make me feel better!
"Not worth a plugged nickle."
"If he had any sense, he'd be dangerous."
"He's an idiot with a good vocabulary."
"born tired and never got rested."
"Up s**t creek without a paddle."
NM
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msmonsy Posted Nov 19, 1999
you are welcome *smooch*
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raining cats and dogs......
all thumbs......
an amobea has more personality than him/her.....
monsy
a collection of odd human sayings
saber Posted Nov 19, 1999
Ok now I'm getting very very pissed off !!!!1
a collection of odd human sayings
msmonsy Posted Nov 19, 1999
better to be pissed off than on in my opinion
monsy
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FairlyStrange Posted Nov 20, 1999
Speaking of......"Raining like pouring piss out of a boot."
"Smart as pissin' on a flat rock."
He/she ain't nothin' but a "piss ant"."
On to another subject....."Couldn't carry a tune in a lead lined bucket."
"I do good to play a radio."
"If a frog had wings, it wouldn't bump it's arse every time it hopped."
"Does Howdy-Doody got wooden b.......nevermind....mixed audience!
NM
a collection of odd human sayings
Anonymouse Posted Nov 20, 1999
"... so stupid he couldn't pour the p*ss out of a boot with the directions on the heel."
a collection of odd human sayings
FairlyStrange Posted Nov 20, 1999
It is a real "pisser" isn't it!he-he
NM
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saber Posted Nov 21, 1999
MM how do you get html in forums? It was working this mornin' but not now. I can't help me cotton pickin' self!
a collection of odd human sayings
FairlyStrange Posted Nov 21, 1999
"Well, I never picked cotton.
But my mother did
And my brother did
And my daddy died young....
Workin' in a coal mine."
"Now wait a cotton pickin' minute, there!"
"You can pick your friends, you can pick cotton, you can even pick your nose.....but you can't pick your family."
NM
a collection of odd human sayings
Wowbagger Posted Nov 22, 1999
Sorry I'm late (that's not a saying, that's a pathetic excuse)
My mother seemed to be an endless supply of these sayings.
One of my favourites was:
"Wish in one hand and spit into the other, and see which one fills up first."
a collection of odd human sayings
Anonymouse Posted Nov 22, 1999
Not -quite- the way I always heard it, but... *eviil grin*
Dag-nabbit!
The boy's crackers, I tell ya!
Hey pa, don't ya think it's time we got him some pants! jest look what he done drug through the gravy!
Cheese and crackers got all muddy.
And that ain't the worst of it.
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