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a collection of odd human sayings
msmonsy Started conversation Nov 12, 1999
"well just dip me in chocolate and call me a condiment" 
a collection of odd human sayings
FairlyStrange Posted Nov 12, 1999
"'Bout as useless as tits on a boar hog".
NM
a collection of odd human sayings
saber Posted Nov 12, 1999
Yes you are rather odd!
I'm back from the selestial grave and ready for more. I'm back on h2g2 and will declare war on any other living being (namely Monsey). I'm back with the knowledge of the great book after many hours reading. I have a new Klan who will overthrow all people (no-matter how many broken dragons they send me through the post).
I WANT WAR !!!!!!!!
And what's that rudy poo smell? 
a collection of odd human sayings
msmonsy Posted Nov 12, 1999
could it be your breath?? 
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lost as a blind dog in a meat market
monsy
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Shorty Posted Nov 12, 1999
As happy as a dog with 2 dicks.
As much use as a condom machine in the vatican (apologies to all Catholics).
He couldn't get laid if he was an egg.
Wether these are odd or not I do not know but they made me laugh when I heard them. Oh and Saber if it is war you want get yerself playing Team Fortress Classic online...I'll take you on any time 
a collection of odd human sayings
FairlyStrange Posted Nov 12, 1999
"Meanwhile...back at the oasis where the Arabs were eating their dates." (Appologies to all Middle Eastern participants herein.)
"don't do anything I wouldn't do......if you do....don't name it after me!"
"How's it hangin'?"
My favorite, not so odd......"If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosper, he will not bite you......this is the principle difference between man and a dog." (Mark Twain)
Sorry, the last one didn't fit the forum....but it is one I live by.
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saber Posted Nov 13, 1999
I like the one, "As much use as a condom machine in the vatican" and if Shorty will give me Team Fortress Classic then I will go to war whenever you are ready. By the way if anyone has AOE or the expansion pack I'm already ready to start the fighting!
a collection of odd human sayings
msmonsy Posted Nov 13, 1999
"about as usefull as a one legged man in an arse kicking contest"
monsy
a collection of odd human sayings
Shorty Posted Nov 13, 1999
About as much use as a chocolate fireguard
a collection of odd human sayings
msmonsy Posted Nov 14, 1999
as sharp as a cotton ball, bright as a burnt out lightbulb,intellegent as a rock......
monsy
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FairlyStrange Posted Nov 14, 1999
"Sharp as a bowling ball"
"The lights are on, but nobody's home"
"The wheel is spinning but the hamster has died"
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a collection of odd human sayings
msmonsy Posted Nov 15, 1999
he's depriving some poor village of an idiot......
monsy
a collection of odd human sayings
MadMunk?¿ Posted Nov 15, 1999
Sabre (yes, i spelt it that way, coz i wanted to), your challengin other people to AOE? you can't even beat me.....
Your 3 bricks short of a wall.. methinks.
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MadMunk?¿ Posted Nov 15, 1999
Age of Empires.... one of the best strategy games out there.... unfortunately, it was made by Micros*ft.... 
a collection of odd human sayings
FairlyStrange Posted Nov 16, 1999
Is he "One brick shy of a load"....
or "One slice shy of a loaf"?......
Has he "Lost his marbles".... will he "Lose his shirt"?
"Film at eleven"!!!
NM
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Anonymouse Posted Nov 16, 1999
Her elevator's stuck at the bottom.
Not too shabby.
Not playing with a full deck.
Looking for love in all the wrong places. (Okay, I stole that one. )
A waste of good breathing air.
A face that only a mamma could love.
He's a mutha and that's only half a word.
Now there's a space cadet if I ever saw one.
In for a rude awakening.
a collection of odd human sayings
Shorty Posted Nov 17, 1999
As welcome as a fart in an astronauts suit
As mad as spaniels
One lettuce short of an alotment
a collection of odd human sayings
msmonsy Posted Nov 17, 1999
beat with an ugly stick....
looks like he/she was hit by a mack truck......
looks that scare horses and small children.......
monsy
a collection of odd human sayings
FairlyStrange Posted Nov 17, 1999
"Took a walk through the ugly forest and it fell on him/her"
"Fell out of the ugly tree and hit every limb on the way down!"
"So ugly his mamma had to tie a steak to him to get the dogs to like him."
"So skinny, his pajamas only have one stripe."
"If he wore a striped shirt and stuck out his tounge, he"d look like a zipper."
"So skinny, he could hide behind a flagpole."
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- 5: Shorty (Nov 12, 1999)
- 6: FairlyStrange (Nov 12, 1999)
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