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Doctor Strangegloves Posted Dec 9, 2002
Patrick Pen -
Are you suggesting that females are only good for keeping the ship tidy?
As a spokespiece for the hu-woman race, I shall be round your house to cut off your knackers with a butter knife.
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Sarnia Posted Dec 9, 2002
Morning Pat,
OK thanks - how about Brixton?
I don't think Alistair is Jim Slipp. Would love to stay and play but really cannot. (Plus my bloody ISP has started charging all CI customers a penny a minute now - can't get flat rate at all unless we change to Broadband, which has now arrived here but there is a two month waiting list).
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Pat Pending Posted Dec 9, 2002
Dear Miss Sternley-Feminist,
I didn't suggest it was just tidying. They're also (sometimes) good for cooking (as you prove by your reference to a butter knife instead of a Stanley) and loooking after the nippers, and some of them bring a touch of glamour to any gathering.
Bring it on bitch.
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Number Six Posted Dec 9, 2002
Just a quick "HALLOOOO" in passing here, and a plea. Can someone please do something about Ruth McSqueal ? I can't take any more of her pointless 1000 word dribblings. How can someone write that much and say so little ?
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Bushwhack'd Posted Dec 9, 2002
Just tell her straight!! Mind you, beware 'cos I did that once and she's never spoken to me since ...
D'Oh!!
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Doctor Strangegloves Posted Dec 9, 2002
Oh gosh Pat, you're so masterful....i'll just clean the toilet in this french maids outfit with the unfeasably short skirt then.
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Pat Pending Posted Dec 9, 2002
P K,
Any particular thread you have in mind (It's always soooo difficult to catch up on a Monday!)
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Pat Pending Posted Dec 9, 2002
MS-F,
Damn right love: and get me a beer from the fridge while you're at it.
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Bushwhack'd Posted Dec 9, 2002
Why is the Doc dressed as a French Tart? Have I missed something here ..?
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Pat Pending Posted Dec 9, 2002
I've made him my whore.
How do people read the 5L boards? Do you use "Latest Messages", or do it thread by thread? And if the latter, all threads, or only those that interest you?
Just off to Boots to get a sarnie: anybody want anything?
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Doctor Strangegloves Posted Dec 9, 2002
I'll have a packet of Crisps please.
Ignore the outfit Bushy - Pat's been going round trying to hypnotise people into voting for him .
Right, need your attention. Volunteer to accept a feed line on a new af thread please - one post, 1 word is all that is required>
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Doctor Strangegloves Posted Dec 9, 2002
Just want you to draw out the acronym for a new union - posting it now....
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Doctor Strangegloves Posted Dec 9, 2002
Never mind, DH. It doesn't matter. Now just FOIYP.
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Doctor Strangegloves Posted Dec 9, 2002
Seriously, thank you. Let's see how long the Mods let that one stay up. That'll teach 'em for coming into work with a hangover Monday morning.
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