h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

...the bucket*








No....not quite what you think...although I'm sure some of you would have been happy if I had!






Got a wee bit angry a few minutes ago and needed a frustration release...didn't work though





Started off today soo bloody good too! No anxious feelings...joking on msn with mum and wotnots (and yes, before you ask, you are a wotnot).





So I took the out for a walk...and what happened? The lovely pulled me over, right onto my bruise that I got yesterday whilst walking through the local marshes...bloody wind!




So I get back home and dry the off because he had wet paws....what happened? He got all exited and knocked me over into the pantry door that was ajar and now I have a thin little indent on the back of my head from the side of the door *rubs head*




So....it was either kick the bucket or kick the .... the bucket got it

you could alway kick my shins as normal

I've decided to kick inanimate objects....much easier on the old guilt

Awww... Poor VV!

Does the dog happen to be a basenji? I was watching my friends two dogs, a mastiff and a basenji mix. I had them out in the yard, when all of a sudden the basenji took off after something in the street. I run out of the yard, screaming at him to get back here, but all I could see was his curly little tail disappearing around the corner! I was about halfway down the block when I remembered the mastiff! I didn't need to worry though- she was still standing in the yard, drooling, as usual. I put her in the basement, got the other dog's leash, and went out to look for him.

I didn't need to look far, he was standing on the corner waiting for me, as if he was saying, "Well, aren't you going to play?"

"SPARKY! GET BACK HERE!!!"

He got back there, but he ran between my legs!

After a few more times up and down the block like this, he finally became interested in one of the neighbor's dogs, and I was able to corner him. He looked up at me, and I swatted him on the butt.

"YOU GET BACK IN THE HOUSE, /RIGHT/NOW!"

He did. And I didn't speak to him the rest of the night!

awwww....Vick, you are a goodie animal friend

And to think, you lot laugh at Henry and Diesels' antics!

Took them to the woods and Diesel ran into a tree, grazing his chest in the proccess. It knocked the wind out him. He hesitated for a moment before attacking the tree (about two foot diameter) for having the audacity to jump out and suprise him!! Henry, seeing Diesel had been attacked, joined in!! And they didn't want to give in when called back either!

Traveller in Time fixing the holes
"Aawe poor bucket. and busted all over.

There should be a law against being pulled over by your dog and kicking a bucket on the way down. "

I still think Cal's shins are better!

Some seem to come without the breaks being installed.

a busted bucket
....now it can join the boyband busted or keeping up apearances!

No, no, no.... it's not Bucket it's Bouquet!!!

*picks up and begins to sip it.*

but you spell it b.u.c.k.e.t.

did I win something?

yes, a bucket

Don't kick the bucket yet! We'd miss you!

I second the second: we miss you!