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Vicki Virago - Proud Mother Started conversation Jan 5, 2005
....come talk to me!!!!
I'm sat here eating worms coz I haven't got anyone to talk to atm....
*eats another worm*
*fishes around in the soil for another worm*
See!!! Even the worms have left me all by myselfee!!!!!
*looks around for something else to eat*
*doesn't spot anything*
*stamps feet trying to get worms to come to the surface*
Nothing...nuffin...zilch....zero!!!!
Fine.
I think I'll go and eat pooh instead
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Sponge Rob Squarepants Posted Jan 5, 2005
No don't eat winnie.... Not winnie... Pleeeeeaaaassssseeee any one but winnie..
How are you doing VV....?
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Vicki Virago - Proud Mother Posted Jan 5, 2005
No fair!! Everyone seems to want to spoil my fun!!!! hmpf!!!
Hiya you...doing good atm *touches wood* *crosses fingers* *crosses legs* *falls over*
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T.B. Falsename ACE: [stercus venio] I have learned from my mistakes, and feel I could repeat them exactly. Posted Jan 5, 2005
well if that's the kind of food you like...
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Vicki Virago - Proud Mother Posted Jan 5, 2005
gordon bennett!!!
I had nothing else to do but eat worms...you guys had gone and played with other people and left me sitting here in the garden all on my ownsome!
Fine...I can do silly things too and try and keep everyone amused too.... *tries to do a headstand* *fails* *falls in a heap on the floor* *giggles*
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Sponge Rob Squarepants Posted Jan 5, 2005
*helps VV uncross her legs 
and stand up*
Maybe you should lay off the 
... 
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Vicki Virago - Proud Mother Posted Jan 5, 2005
Thanks Rob *dusts herself off*
I didn't mean you Pooh Bear....I meant poo, but didn't want to swear on here (not allowed to do that)
Anyways....I gotta fair idea you've got some hunny in that bag there....
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T.B. Falsename ACE: [stercus venio] I have learned from my mistakes, and feel I could repeat them exactly. Posted Jan 5, 2005
*assissts VV with dusting herself off, probably spending longer than neccessary doing this*
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pheloxi | is it time to wear a hat? | Posted Jan 5, 2005
it seems that Vicki just proofed that not only the early bird catches the worms
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IctoanAWEWawi Posted Jan 5, 2005
So, eating worms is it young lady?
How about trying a snake?
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Odo Posted Jan 5, 2005
You don't want to stamp about like that VV, you'll scare the worms off.
No, what you need is a mild solutiong of 'fairy' washing up liquid in a watering can and a blackbird to do his gentle shuffle over the ground. That'll encourage the worms up I promise.
It's true, the studnets here conducted a series of experiments in worm charming for one of their assignments (something to do with ecology and food chains).
Failing that I'll be about tomorrow.
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Jackruss a Grand Master of Tea and Toast, Keeper of the comfy chair, who is spending a year dead for tax reasons! DNA! Posted Jan 5, 2005
worm charming i like that, sounds like fun!
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Vicki Virago - Proud Mother Posted Jan 5, 2005
snot my fault you're bloody slow Icky!!!
*makes mental note to use Oddo's technique when needed*
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T.B. Falsename ACE: [stercus venio] I have learned from my mistakes, and feel I could repeat them exactly. Posted Jan 5, 2005
on the subject of snot, apparently the Marquis de Sade used to like to suck is from peoples noses
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lil ~ Auntie Giggles with added login ~ returned Posted Jan 5, 2005
Oooh.. that makes me feel 
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Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail Posted Jan 5, 2005
are you sure you've read that right TB?
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- 1: Vicki Virago - Proud Mother (Jan 5, 2005)
- 2: Sponge Rob Squarepants (Jan 5, 2005)
- 3: Vicki Virago - Proud Mother (Jan 5, 2005)
- 4: T.B. Falsename ACE: [stercus venio] I have learned from my mistakes, and feel I could repeat them exactly. (Jan 5, 2005)
- 5: Vicki Virago - Proud Mother (Jan 5, 2005)
- 6: Sponge Rob Squarepants (Jan 5, 2005)
- 7: Pooh bear (Jan 5, 2005)
- 8: Vicki Virago - Proud Mother (Jan 5, 2005)
- 9: T.B. Falsename ACE: [stercus venio] I have learned from my mistakes, and feel I could repeat them exactly. (Jan 5, 2005)
- 10: pheloxi | is it time to wear a hat? | (Jan 5, 2005)
- 11: IctoanAWEWawi (Jan 5, 2005)
- 12: IctoanAWEWawi (Jan 5, 2005)
- 13: Scandrea (Jan 5, 2005)
- 14: Odo (Jan 5, 2005)
- 15: Jackruss a Grand Master of Tea and Toast, Keeper of the comfy chair, who is spending a year dead for tax reasons! DNA! (Jan 5, 2005)
- 16: Vicki Virago - Proud Mother (Jan 5, 2005)
- 17: lil ~ Auntie Giggles with added login ~ returned (Jan 5, 2005)
- 18: T.B. Falsename ACE: [stercus venio] I have learned from my mistakes, and feel I could repeat them exactly. (Jan 5, 2005)
- 19: lil ~ Auntie Giggles with added login ~ returned (Jan 5, 2005)
- 20: Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail (Jan 5, 2005)
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