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Post 21

T.B. Falsename ACE: [stercus venio] I have learned from my mistakes, and feel I could repeat them exactly.

http://www.tweak.com/phonetag/deal/

3rd and 4th questions


smiley - cheers


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Post 22

Jackruss a Grand Master of Tea and Toast, Keeper of the comfy chair, who is spending a year dead for tax reasons! DNA!

so then just how do you go about "worm charming" and do you need an "implament" to do it, and the patch of ground what shape? and do you get a uniform, i suspect theres a dress code, there allways is when it comes to matters like these.


smiley - biggrin


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Post 23

Odo

Wellies are recommended!!!! You'll also need a watering can and something to keep the worms in.

Clog dancers wearing carpet slippers could well be the best way to send the right vibrartions through the earth to the worms.


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Post 24

pheloxi | is it time to wear a hat? |

offers wormsmiley - cake


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Post 25

Vicki Virago - Proud Mother

No...the worms have to be pure....


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Post 26

Odo

Short and fuzzy or long thin and slimey? smiley - winkeye


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Post 27

Vicki Virago - Proud Mother

I prefer the long thin ones myself....they slide down much better


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Post 28

Odo

They don't squish between the teeth in a particularly satisfactory manner though.... smiley - erm


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Post 29

lil ~ Auntie Giggles with added login ~ returned

they still get a bit gritty too!


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Post 30

Odo

Your not washing then out properly then. smiley - winkeye A good rinse and they fry up very nicly.


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Post 31

Scandrea

I hear they're good beer-battered, too...


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Post 32

Spacecadet Jack (Supreme Commander in Cheif) [Major]

*tries to get a hold on himself before he lowers the tone of the whole convo



tries very hard


giggles


gives in*


The trouble is I can never decide between the short thick ones and the long thin ones smiley - huh

(well SOMEONE was going to eventually)


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Post 33

T.B. Falsename ACE: [stercus venio] I have learned from my mistakes, and feel I could repeat them exactly.

Apparently girth is the more important of the two


smiley - cheers


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Post 34

Jackruss a Grand Master of Tea and Toast, Keeper of the comfy chair, who is spending a year dead for tax reasons! DNA!

Dhom, Dhomm, Dhommm, Dhom,


Looks in mirror, wipes the steam off of it and smiles, cus its me!


smiley - biggrinsmiley - laugh


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Post 35

Vicki Virago - Proud Mother

Oh Jack!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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Post 36

Jackruss a Grand Master of Tea and Toast, Keeper of the comfy chair, who is spending a year dead for tax reasons! DNA!

ahhh i like the worms, in a grit'atan



smiley - winkeyesmiley - winkeyesmiley - laughsmiley - biggrin


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Post 37

Odo

smiley - groan

*sniggers childishly at Mr Falsename*


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Post 38

IctoanAWEWawi

hmm, what sort of smiley - groan was that Odo? Or should we just close the door and sneak away quietly?


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Post 39

lil ~ Auntie Giggles with added login ~ returned

Is it possible to sneak away from Odo quietly smiley - huh


smiley - biggrin


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Post 40

IctoanAWEWawi

quietly? Yes.
Sneak? No, probably not.
'specially not if you have an overdue library book in your bag smiley - winkeye


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