h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

whilst I see my backside!!!!!

sees Vicki do yoga movement to see her backside

Shouldn't that be - Please bare with me....

nope.....I am like a bear with a sore head today and I've seen my backside....stupid people who don't deliver what they should!!!!

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Oh, here's a joke dad found on the internet for me!



SON SAYS: Daddy, how was I born?

DAD SAYS: Ah, well, my son, one day you will need to find out anyway...

Mom and dad got together in a chat room on MSN. Dad set up a date via e-mail with your mom and we met at a cybercafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, and then your mother downloaded from dad's memory stick. As soon as dad was ready for an upload, it was discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall. Since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later the blessed little virus appeared. And that's the story.

Traveller in Time carrying bricks for the firewall
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Better than rubbing belly buttons!!

http://www.snopes.com/pregnant/nosex.asp

Then again I read a mad story in the paper...

A couple had gone to a fertility clinic because they wanted kids and could not concieve. So after about 6 months of testing it was finally found that they were both fertile and there should be no problems for them to concieve a kid. Stumped the doctors decided to find out more on there sexual habits... They discovered the couple thought thay could concieve a child by lying side by side in bed and not had any sexual education in there lives... Strange but true....

Traveller in Time making a disappointment with the doctor
"I took them six months of intensive testing to find out! "

yep... not the worst I have read in a paper for strange but unfortunatly true stories....

somewhere else net I read story about couple that after several had no kids and tried IVF so adopted kids
...later discovered was that never couple had sex....

mad isn't it... what are they teaching kids?

It is called Eddie Cashun!!

who?

You know...!!


He lives in the biology lab!... next door to DEBBIE CASHUN!!... his sister!

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This is obviously some inside joke that I haven't been cued in on...