h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

You're joking, right?

Vicki had a little bear
To which she was so kind,
And everywhere that Vicki went
You'd see her bear behind!

well I ain't clued in either I think???????

Eddie Cashun = Education


Debbie Cashun = Dedication



Puns!!

ahhhhhh

*slaps forehead*

ouch

sorry... no good at puns...

just read the poem

Vicki had a pair of geese,
She also had a duck.
She put them on the mantelpiece
to see if they would......fall off.

*wipes eyes*



Oh, bloody brilliant!!! What a thing to come into work and see on a Friday morning!!!!!


Ah well....least this is the last day of work...I'm off on holiday next week!

Vicki had a little lamb
She tied it to a pylon
2000 volts went up it's ass
And now it's wool is nylon..

Vicki had a little lamb
She thought it was so silly
She threw it up into the air
and caught it by it's....

....Willy is a watchdog
standing in the grass
along came a mumble bee
and stung him up the....

....ask no questions
say no lies
if you see a postman
pulling up his.....

....flies are nothing
bees are worse
this is the end
of my silly little verse



Charlie had a pigeon
a pigeon
a pigeon

Charlie had a pigeon
a pigeon
he had

It flew in the morning
it flew in the night
and when it came back
it was covered in.....charlie had a ....(you get the meaning)

Ooops! I did actually mean to say Bumble Bee, not mumble!!

I knew what you meant by Eddie Cashun Lil..i must be getting old!

Mary had a little lamb.
She tied it to a bucket.
Because every time that it got free.
Her brother tried to ......

Roses are red
Violets are blue
oh, look what I got
just for you!

you might get older, but also wiser

Vicki had a little 'bike
She rode it back to front
And every time she used the brakes
a spoke went ....

Oh, is that an UFO over there?

To quote Star Trek

There was a young woman from venus,
who's body was shaped like a ...

Captain to Security!!!!

This started off lewd and got even worse...
who is this new Vulgar Vicki?

nah, it's the same old vulgar vicki, she's just stopped trying to pretend now