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Mustapha Posted Jan 4, 2000
We certainly have, Helena! It's just no fun whatsoever double-entendring by yourself. 
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DelphicOracle Posted Jan 4, 2000
And I'll bet it makes your wrists hurt too. All that one-handed typing...
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Jan 4, 2000
Yes, things had been getting a bit limp around here, but they should perk up now Helena's back...
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DelphicOracle Posted Jan 4, 2000
Helena's back isn't a problem. It's her front that usually starts trouble. 
I must say, there were some bloody loud bangs down by the Thames this year. The fireworks were quite noisy too...
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Mrs V Posted Jan 4, 2000
mmm, nothing like seeing the new year in with a bang!!
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Mustapha Posted Jan 5, 2000
Especially one that's 16 minutes long (who needs longer really) and cost several million pounds.
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Ormondroyd Posted Jan 5, 2000
There can't have been so much banging in the sky since Arthur Dent and Fenchurch went flying together in "So Long, And Thanks For All The Fish". 
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DelphicOracle Posted Jan 5, 2000
I dunno, though. What about the annual staff outing to Ibiza last summer? What with all the Doctor was getting up to, I'm surprised there's any Virgin Airways left...
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Ormondroyd Posted Jan 5, 2000
Yes... I heard that he was the chairman of the Mile High Club!
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DelphicOracle Posted Jan 5, 2000
At least it's a promotion from being chairman of the Inch Long Club...
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Mrs V Posted Jan 5, 2000
I shall not pass comment on that at all, except if thats an inch i must be about fifteen foot tall then....
Anyway, what do you think about the poor sods who engage in a touch of inflight entertainment and then get arrested.. they should get a special medal from the Karma Sutra, well I mean the positions adopted....
Hxx
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Jan 5, 2000
Inflight entertainment? I didn't see THAT listed in the inflight magazine.
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Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den Posted Jan 5, 2000
It's there Ev, it's just in CODE ..--..-.---.--..
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Jan 5, 2000
Code? Yed, I'b god a code. *aaaaaa-CHOOO!*
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Ormondroyd Posted Jan 5, 2000
If everything I've heard about your activities is true, then it's no wonder that you've got chills in your extremities!
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Mustapha Posted Jan 6, 2000
Chills in the extremities are always guaranteed to get you into the Inch Long Club...
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Ormondroyd Posted Jan 6, 2000
Speaking of size, this forum is getting a bit long now. In fact it's so big that I'm having trouble getting it up lately. Perhaps it's time for the Doctor to find another place to stick it in. (He's good at that sort of thing, or so I hear).
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DelphicOracle Posted Jan 6, 2000
Yeah, let's have a new one. Maybe with a historical theme this time? I've found a couple of "saucy wench" costumes in a back cupboard, and I'm sure Helena and I can't wait to get 'em out for the lads...
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Jan 6, 2000
How could I refuse an offer like that? To http://www.h2g2.com/forumframe.cgi?forum=10027&thread=34768 if you please...
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