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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Started conversation Dec 9, 1999
I thought this idea might have been a bit hard to swallow, but it seems to have gone down a treat. Nurse?
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Beaker (Muse of bad guitar playing and Pork Pies) Posted Dec 9, 1999
After all that sucking, I think the Nurses have all had to go and wash since they've got sticky fingers...
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DelphicOracle Posted Dec 9, 1999
That'll teach me to wear rubber gloves the next time, I can tell you.
Now we've all had a snack, how about we put on a Christmas panto for the whole ward? I remember the Doctor did a rather impressive Twanky this time last year...
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Dec 9, 1999
What a drag that was.
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Damon the Demon Posted Dec 9, 1999
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh No it wasnt.
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Mrs V Posted Dec 9, 1999
Only if I can be principal boy (slaps thighs in away that makes people who haven't spent there whole life being principle boy cos they were tall wince) Alladin, Alladin, A lad in a million am IIIIIII
(sound of breaking crockery) ooops, sorry...
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Beaker (Muse of bad guitar playing and Pork Pies) Posted Dec 9, 1999
Don't suppose there's any chance of some Puss in Boots, is there?
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Dec 9, 1999
Depends which branch of Boots you go to.
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Mrs V Posted Dec 9, 1999
Graon... But would these boots do?? Or am I taking this PVC theme abit too far??
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Beaker (Muse of bad guitar playing and Pork Pies) Posted Dec 9, 1999
Depends how far up the boots go....
...how's your Dick Whittington??
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Mrs V Posted Dec 9, 1999
Now what sort of question is that to ask a girl!!
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DelphicOracle Posted Dec 9, 1999
I think the boots go all the way to London.
Maybe they just go all the way... 
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Damon the Demon Posted Dec 9, 1999
Ill be Dick, going to London with his black pussy in tow.
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Dec 9, 1999
Of course, I still remember the time we did Jack & The Beanstalk... it was the biggest one the audience had ever seen! Gave the stage hands quite a headache, it did... they had a hell of a time trying to get it up.
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Mrs V Posted Dec 9, 1999
Slaps thighs....
How about I be snow white??
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Beaker (Muse of bad guitar playing and Pork Pies) Posted Dec 9, 1999
*Slaps Helena's thigh*
OK Nursey - can patients have parts in this???
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Drool Frood the Second Posted Dec 9, 1999
Matron here again.My goodness What are these boots doing here?
Nurse you know cats aren't allowed on the wards please remove him as soon as possible.
I would love to appear in the panto *slaps ample thighs wildly*
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Dec 9, 1999
As long as it's just a small part.
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Skunk Baxter Allstars Posted Dec 9, 1999
Hello hello. Or should that be -
Ahoy, Maties! *frenzied slapping of varied thighs*
Actually, I've done my bit for panto this year already.
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DelphicOracle Posted Dec 9, 1999
You can play one of the seven dwarves. Snow White was telling me she always feels Bashful on stage...
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- 1: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Dec 9, 1999)
- 2: Beaker (Muse of bad guitar playing and Pork Pies) (Dec 9, 1999)
- 3: DelphicOracle (Dec 9, 1999)
- 4: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Dec 9, 1999)
- 5: Damon the Demon (Dec 9, 1999)
- 6: Mrs V (Dec 9, 1999)
- 7: Beaker (Muse of bad guitar playing and Pork Pies) (Dec 9, 1999)
- 8: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Dec 9, 1999)
- 9: Mrs V (Dec 9, 1999)
- 10: Beaker (Muse of bad guitar playing and Pork Pies) (Dec 9, 1999)
- 11: Mrs V (Dec 9, 1999)
- 12: DelphicOracle (Dec 9, 1999)
- 13: Damon the Demon (Dec 9, 1999)
- 14: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Dec 9, 1999)
- 15: Mrs V (Dec 9, 1999)
- 16: Beaker (Muse of bad guitar playing and Pork Pies) (Dec 9, 1999)
- 17: Drool Frood the Second (Dec 9, 1999)
- 18: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Dec 9, 1999)
- 19: Skunk Baxter Allstars (Dec 9, 1999)
- 20: DelphicOracle (Dec 9, 1999)
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