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Mustapha Posted Dec 3, 1999
I'm sorry, Dr Vibenstein, didn't see you hiding in the bedclothes. No, I wasn't talking to you, Doctor, I was talking to * grabs med student * THIS LITTLE WIGGLER HERE!!!
Err, pardon me for asking, Dr Vibenstein, but is that Nurse's hat you're wearing?
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Dec 3, 1999
Errr, yes, it is.
*cut to a camera positioned behind Dr V as he removes Nurse's hat from his private parts*
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Mustapha Posted Dec 3, 1999
* several med students start screaming, a couple faint, and one or two gasp in awe *
Sweet Mother of All Creatures Great and Small!!! Put that thing away, man, there are sick people in here!!!
Oh, and I think you should see a doctor about that little... AHem... mind you, since you are a doctor, perhaps you should see yourself?
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Drool Frood the Second Posted Dec 3, 1999
Everything to your satisfaction Doctor? *Matron gives wry smile*
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DelphicOracle Posted Dec 3, 1999
*bursts out from behind a curtain, brandishing a stethoscope*
Sorry to pop out like that Doctor, but there's some very loud throbbing going behind there...
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Mustapha Posted Dec 3, 1999
Aah, Matron, some of these med students have fainted, can you help me revive them?
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TechnicolorYawn (Patron Saint of the Morally Moribund) Posted Dec 3, 1999
*The curtain slides back to reveal TechnicolorYawn, in plaster who has obviously hurt something very private*
Ahh! Be careful, it's still very tender! And it's still throbbing and throbbing!
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Drool Frood the Second Posted Dec 3, 1999
OOOOHHH Doctor!!!!
Nurse chop chop hurry up and help revive the poor men.
Doctor I'll deal with you later *twinkle in eye*
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Beaker (Muse of bad guitar playing and Pork Pies) Posted Dec 3, 1999
*A flushed Beaker arrives late*
I'm sorry everyone - I've been delayed by the Matron. Just as I was coming in, she caught me by the water fountain....
Blimey! There seem to be medical students going down all over the place....!!
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Mrs V Posted Dec 3, 1999
I just tried to give one mouth to mouth, and as soon as he came round he fainted again... lets just shove them in one of the rooms and leave them for a bit. Hiya Uncle Beaker, hows the old bones??
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Damon the Demon Posted Dec 3, 1999
No Im not Dr Beaker Im Dr. Crook the ever so shy gynacologist, now what seems to be the problem, ahh yes, mouth to mouth eh? not really my speciality, Im more of a hands on (and in) specialist.
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Beaker (Muse of bad guitar playing and Pork Pies) Posted Dec 3, 1999
Hiya Nursey/Niecey Helena
Is this the right forum to be mentioning 'old bones' (*Titter*)
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Zebedee (still Pool God after all these years) Posted Dec 3, 1999
Ooooh! A new bone! How did that get down there?
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TechnicolorYawn (Patron Saint of the Morally Moribund) Posted Dec 3, 1999
Be careful with that! Don't poke anyone.
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Zebedee (still Pool God after all these years) Posted Dec 3, 1999
I'm sorry, I'm going to have to get it out. It's rubbing against my zip. Can anyone give me a hand?
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Mustapha Posted Dec 4, 1999
I don't know about a hand, looks more like a foot to me.
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Cupid Stunt Posted Dec 4, 1999
Honestly, i leave you alone for 5 minutes, and you fill up an entire forum! do you not like me or something?
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Fate Amenable To Change Posted Dec 4, 1999
*Oh* Guess I'll have to be a woman who is not Babs.
And I have bought the needle for the Injection,Doctor..
(C'mon - it's an obvious feedline)
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Venus In Cornflowers Posted Dec 4, 1999
*Voluptuous Venus in short tight nurses uniform returns*
Now then...who's next for the bed bath? Which one of you needs it most?
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- 41: Mustapha (Dec 3, 1999)
- 42: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Dec 3, 1999)
- 43: Mustapha (Dec 3, 1999)
- 44: Drool Frood the Second (Dec 3, 1999)
- 45: DelphicOracle (Dec 3, 1999)
- 46: Mustapha (Dec 3, 1999)
- 47: TechnicolorYawn (Patron Saint of the Morally Moribund) (Dec 3, 1999)
- 48: Drool Frood the Second (Dec 3, 1999)
- 49: Beaker (Muse of bad guitar playing and Pork Pies) (Dec 3, 1999)
- 50: Mrs V (Dec 3, 1999)
- 51: Damon the Demon (Dec 3, 1999)
- 52: Beaker (Muse of bad guitar playing and Pork Pies) (Dec 3, 1999)
- 53: Zebedee (still Pool God after all these years) (Dec 3, 1999)
- 54: TechnicolorYawn (Patron Saint of the Morally Moribund) (Dec 3, 1999)
- 55: Zebedee (still Pool God after all these years) (Dec 3, 1999)
- 56: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Dec 3, 1999)
- 57: Mustapha (Dec 4, 1999)
- 58: Cupid Stunt (Dec 4, 1999)
- 59: Fate Amenable To Change (Dec 4, 1999)
- 60: Venus In Cornflowers (Dec 4, 1999)
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