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Beaker (Muse of bad guitar playing and Pork Pies) Posted Dec 7, 1999
When I grabbed the bell end and waved it in the end, it must have dropped off and rolled under the bed - look! 
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Dec 7, 1999
Looks like you've dropped a clanger.
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Drool Frood the Second Posted Dec 7, 1999
DR E.V. as Beaker has dropped a clanger I think maybe you'd better
take take him and the nurse to the operating theatre for an exploratory.
Chop chop!!!! or should I say chopper chopper!
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Beaker (Muse of bad guitar playing and Pork Pies) Posted Dec 7, 1999
Can I fix me dangly back on first?
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Dec 7, 1999
I don't want to go to the theatre - can't we go to the cinema instead?
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DelphicOracle Posted Dec 7, 1999
Matron did tell me you were a big fan of J. Arthur Rank, doctor. But I thought you also enjoyed a play now and again?
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Dec 7, 1999
As a matter of fact, I once starred in an amateur production of A Midsummer Night's Dream... my Bottom was very popular with the ladies. Even if I say so myself, I did go down very well.
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DelphicOracle Posted Dec 7, 1999
What a coincidence: I have appeared several times in Midsummer Night's Dream myself, and am renowned for the quality of my Titanias. Plus I've always appreciated a decent Puck...
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Dec 7, 1999
Indeed, it's a very nice part. It would be nice to see it right now, but I suppose a Puck's out of the question.
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Beaker (Muse of bad guitar playing and Pork Pies) Posted Dec 7, 1999
Demetrius, I'll avouch it to his head,
Made love to Nedar's daughter, Helena,
And won her soul; and she, sweet lady, dotes,
Devoutly dotes, dotes in idolatry,
Upon this spotted and inconstant man.
Matron - give Nursey some pills for that spotty and inconstant man next to her...!!!
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DelphicOracle Posted Dec 7, 1999
Oh, he's not inconstant, is he? I s'pose we'll have to get the rubber sheets out again.
A Puck would be very pleasant, Doctor. Just so long as it's not Much Ado About Nothing...
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Mrs V Posted Dec 7, 1999
Hello, I though i heard someone say my name, but I was busy doteing in the far corner... now are you three conspiring to riducule me??
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DelphicOracle Posted Dec 7, 1999
*Nurse Delphic looks sideways at Nurse Helena's rubber outfit and whip*
No, we're not ridiculing you... we wouldn't dare!
If you've stopped doting for the moment, we should really start clearing up all this spotting and inconstancy before they stain...
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Dec 7, 1999
Much Ado About Nothing? More like a Comedy Of Errors.
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Mrs V Posted Dec 7, 1999
I'ved cleaned it up nurse, this rubber really is very practical.. and Dr E is just being modest you know... Well why do you think I had the outfit on in the first place....
Hxx
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Dec 7, 1999
I've no idea, I was too distracted to wonder why...
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Venus In Cornflowers Posted Dec 7, 1999
*nurse Venus back on duty*
Now then Matron...which of these men needs seeing to? Oh, wait a minute...are you trying to get up young man? Let me give you a hand...
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Mustapha Posted Dec 8, 1999
Aah, nurse ViC, could you help take this man's blood pressure? Just wrap this bit around one of his limbs and start squeezing the little ball...
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Dec 8, 1999
*patient screams in agony*
No, nurse, not THAT ball!
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- 121: Beaker (Muse of bad guitar playing and Pork Pies) (Dec 7, 1999)
- 122: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Dec 7, 1999)
- 123: Drool Frood the Second (Dec 7, 1999)
- 124: Beaker (Muse of bad guitar playing and Pork Pies) (Dec 7, 1999)
- 125: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Dec 7, 1999)
- 126: DelphicOracle (Dec 7, 1999)
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- 129: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Dec 7, 1999)
- 130: Beaker (Muse of bad guitar playing and Pork Pies) (Dec 7, 1999)
- 131: DelphicOracle (Dec 7, 1999)
- 132: Mrs V (Dec 7, 1999)
- 133: DelphicOracle (Dec 7, 1999)
- 134: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Dec 7, 1999)
- 135: Mrs V (Dec 7, 1999)
- 136: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Dec 7, 1999)
- 137: Mrs V (Dec 7, 1999)
- 138: Venus In Cornflowers (Dec 7, 1999)
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