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milchflasche Posted Apr 7, 2004
Yo momma's so tall when she measures her height it exceed six feet!
Yo momma's so happy she smiles a lot at nothing at all!
Yo momma's so fit she can do two laps around the block and barely break a sweat!
Yo momma's so female she's got two tits and a c**t!
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Coodaslots Posted May 15, 2005
your mom's so fat, i rolled over twice and was till on top of her
Your mom's like a stop sign...on every corner
Your mom's so poor her boobs are real
Your mom's so ugly, she's only been married once
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Patches (God of nothing worth being a God of) Ps: 24-4+13+0+9=42!!!!! Posted Nov 18, 2005
Yo mamma's so fat, when she jumps, the world comes toward HER 'cos of gravitational forces.
Yo mamma's so fat, when she steps off the curb, people swerve to miss her and they RUN OUTTA GAS!
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bulawayoperson Posted Sep 3, 2009
yo mamma's so fat when she wears a white dress, they show home movies on her!
Yo mamma's so fat when she got on the ferris wheeel, the two guys on top starved to death!
Yo mamma's so fat she's scared of her shadow, cos she thinks it's a crowd following her
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