h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Yes that did come as a bit of a shock

When I saw it on the BBCi results page I thought it was a mistake. It wasn't until I saw a shame-faced match report on the Wolves website that I actually believed.

Oh, and Master B - are you kicking yourself about your Scunthorpe comments yet?

Tonto's Pools Panel Picks...

Rangers 1-0 Everton
Bradford 1-1 Coleraine
AS Roma 2-0 Fulham
Scunthorpe 2-0 Nottingham Forest
Morecambe 1-3 Wolverhampton Wanderers
... and 1 scorer point.

An interesting week, with some real live scores just for a change

Rangers 2-3 Everton (THOMPSON, Unsworth, Li Tie, Mols, Stubbs)

Bradford 4-2 Coleraine (HAMILL, Windass, Gray, McHugh)

AS Roma 2-1 Fulham (CASSANO, Saha, Bombardini)

Scunthorpe 3-3 Nottingham Forest (HAREWOOD, Cash, Reid, Torpey, GRaves, McClean)

Morecambe 6-1 Wolverhampton Wanderers (CURTIS, Riogoglioso, Howell, Dodgeson, Carleton, Andrews)

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The Points:

Ormondroyd - 8 points (Rangers scorer, Bradford result & scorer, Roma & Scunthorpe result)

Robin - 5 points (Rangers scorer, Bradford & Roma result)

Number Six - 7 points (Bradford result & scorer, Roma result, Scunthorpe scorer & 1st scorer)

Kiltedjedi - 10 points (Rangers result & score, Bradford result & scorer, Roma & Scunthorpe result)

Master B - 5 points (Rangers scorer, Bradford & Roma result)

GreyDesk - 7 points (Rangers scorer, Bradford & Roma result, Scunthorpe scorer & 1st scorer)

Otto Fisch - 9 points (Rangers, Roma & Scunthorpe result, Bradford result & scorer)

Tonto - 3 points (Roma result, PP scorer)

Egon - MIA

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And that makes Kiltedjedi our weekly winner

A big to Kiltedjedi!

My first first scorer point and second place is still up for grabs... if only Luke Skywalker hadn't got the first goal against Bradford and I'd have been smiling.

Well the force was with me

What was going on in Morecambe, is what I want to know.

B

That result must go down as one of the most embarrassing scorelines in football history.

Originally the Wolves first team were going to be playing Den Haag on the Friday night, so this game against Morecambe was for the second string players. However the Den Haag game was cancelled due to flooding, so the first team was diverted up to face Morecambe...

... WHERE THIS SO-CALLED PREMIERSHIP TEAM GOT THUMPED

And just for posterity, here is the story straight from Morecambe FC's website - http://www.morecambefc.com/mainstories/2003726202749.htm

er, did someone say Moecambe 6 Wolves 1?

*part time Morecambe fan does lap of house*

I see the great Adriano Rigolioso scored for the shrimps. It's all good!